A very special non-fuko from @jbartus

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So @jbartus did an Early-Bird Fantasy Movie League. For reasons I’m still not entirely clear on, I earned a prize of some sort.

Today I received that prize. So much glorious crap, I’m giddy.

MEH!

  • Fake “you park like a jerk” parking tickets
  • a non-apology note pad
  • kids bingo cards
  • bags of air from CA and MI
  • womens fleece headlamp thing
  • bunch of old comic books (80s era)
  • QI portable charger
  • terminator funkopop head thing
  • paper clip light thing
  • animal print lanyard
  • meh coozie, stress puck and sticker
  • splatoon plush
  • einstein sticky notes
  • birdhouse keychain holder thing
  • weird chinese lego type thing (probably a choking hazard!)
  • doctor who sonic spork
  • nascar poncho
  • spartans dog tag thing
  • two fidget spinners (I have two hands!)
  • deadpool womens small shirt
  • gummy sour octopi
  • whisky ice ball molds (maybe not whisky, but I know me)
  • fruit lip gloss thing (i think)
  • and a bunch of early 90s trading cards including William Shatner’s “Tek World” (!!)