Oh, the expectance. But the bar’s mehtizens seem oblivious.
“LO” he shouts. “LO, here I am, a MAN!”
He scans the crowd again.
They’re bickering over whether a knockoff smartwatch is worthwhile.
“HELLO, THE BAR, A MAN IS HERE TO CURE ALL LIFE’S WRONGS”
The bar ignores him. An IRK just went live, @Kidsandliz is showing cat pics, @Felton10 is regaling us with yet another saga of his balls, @coolhandjoe has new dolls to drool over, @medz is being cryptic, and @Kyeh is looking earnestly confused.
The man waits for acknowledgement of his very standard, stereotypical manliness.
Eventually he starves to death. His bones are integrated into a @coolhandjoe model. The subsequent fighting over meat and bones descends into civil war.
A thousand years later, when all have forgotten the combatants and the stakes, a lonely traveler stride across the neglected wastes, and come upon a few scraps of cloth, wrapped around a denuded ribcage.
“Meh” proclaims the cloth, if forgotten rags can proclaim anything.
“Meh, indeed” the traveler mutters. “Meh, indeed.”
A man walks in to a bar and it is Ab Norm
Everyone raises their glasses and says “Hey Ab Norm!”
and cue music…
Finding your way in the forum today
Takes everything you’ve got
Taking a break from clicking meh faces
Sure would help a lot
Another IRK just slipped away
All those nights spent by the tiny screen light
your order is in the mail
And all you want is a creepy doll
but likely it’s more trackrs
And your third IRK this year most likely blows
… Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your username
And they’re indifferent about why you came
You log in where you can see (ah-ah)
Where your IRK might be (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everyone knows your username
Giraffe walks into a bar. He says, the high balls are on me!
@bgammill … and the man says, “Wow! A talking giraffe!”
“Wow. That’s the worst case of multiple personality disorder I’v ever seen.”
…and it hurt.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra…
@PhysAssist And then what? Drinks from the boob?
@Kidsandliz @PhysAssist
… and then he dies and finds out there is no dog.
@Kidsandliz @mike808 @PhysAssist … He was pretty popular at parties.
and turns to the horse and says “What’s with the long face?”
A man walks into a bar.
He waits.
He waits some more.
Oh, the expectance. But the bar’s mehtizens seem oblivious.
“LO” he shouts. “LO, here I am, a MAN!”
He scans the crowd again.
They’re bickering over whether a knockoff smartwatch is worthwhile.
“HELLO, THE BAR, A MAN IS HERE TO CURE ALL LIFE’S WRONGS”
The bar ignores him. An IRK just went live, @Kidsandliz is showing cat pics, @Felton10 is regaling us with yet another saga of his balls, @coolhandjoe has new dolls to drool over, @medz is being cryptic, and @Kyeh is looking earnestly confused.
The man waits for acknowledgement of his very standard, stereotypical manliness.
Eventually he starves to death. His bones are integrated into a @coolhandjoe model. The subsequent fighting over meat and bones descends into civil war.
A thousand years later, when all have forgotten the combatants and the stakes, a lonely traveler stride across the neglected wastes, and come upon a few scraps of cloth, wrapped around a denuded ribcage.
“Meh” proclaims the cloth, if forgotten rags can proclaim anything.
“Meh, indeed” the traveler mutters. “Meh, indeed.”
Calling @Koolhandjoe
@brainmist
I’m earnestly confused as to why I’m earnestly confused.
@Kyeh Life emulates art emulates life.
@brainmist @Kyeh subtle yet thought provoking
A man walks in to a bar and it is Ab Norm
Everyone raises their glasses and says “Hey Ab Norm!”
and cue music…
Finding your way in the forum today
Takes everything you’ve got
Taking a break from clicking meh faces
Sure would help a lot
Another IRK just slipped away
All those nights spent by the tiny screen light
your order is in the mail
And all you want is a creepy doll
but likely it’s more trackrs
And your third IRK this year most likely blows
… Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your username
And they’re indifferent about why you came
You log in where you can see (ah-ah)
Where your IRK might be (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everyone knows your username
@Koolhandjoe Love it.
@Koolhandjoe
/giphy Sam from Cheers
I like it, Joe!