A hymn for The Goat

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All things disappointing
All ships that will not float
All things quite annoying
The one to blame’s the Goat.

Each little subtle insult
Each thing that leaves you pissed
The Goat must be behind them
The Goat exists for this.

That decomposing cabbage
In fridge behind the beer
Whose smell is in the cheesecake
You know the Goat was here.

The unexpected visit
From folks you can’t abide
They’ll be here for a whole week
The Goat gave them the ride.

But still we must remember
That not all winds blow ill
Sometimes the goat brings fortune, too
Sometimes, the goat is chill.

Oy vey.