a helpful chart to buy an IRK
35have you had issues being or not being a robot to buy an IRK? here’s a handy chart that is completely not helpful. i did my best to not provide any useful information. if you do find anything useful, please send vodka as a token of your appreciation.
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I didn’t used to think I was a robot, but mediocrebot told me I was one.
Now I think I must be a Cylon who just hasn’t been activated yet… But I do plan to destroy humanity once I am activated.
@OnionSoup Activation code: null three seven null continuity flapjacks in space
@OnionSoup
please be the hot cylon
please be the hot cylon
@carl669 I’m hoping the hot Cylon is my reward for destroying humanity…
Totally not fucking useful! Also I shouldn’t have been drinking coffee while I was reading this, since I have to clean my desk now.
@narfcake he tries, bless his fucking heart!
@sillyheathen I think my whole point was not to try
@carl669 oh it absolutely was but where’s the fucking fun in life if we can’t rib you, ya Orange lovin lily-livered scabby sea bastard!
And years & years of $5 a month don’t matter
@gertiestn i rejected that as a test case variable. mainly because i’m lazy.
You gotta pay for the platinum membership to get the zero-lag, no captcha plan. Perks!
As a fellow robot, I understand your pain.
I really like Fopdoodle, LOL
@cbilyak i learned of it a couple weeks ago and it quickly became my favorite word.
@carl669 @cbilyak While political offices tend to be held by Snollygosters, an elected Fopdoodle becomes a Throttlebottom.
@rockblossom your knowledge of hierarchy warms my cockles
@carl669 @rockblossom
They’re all a bunch of fucking scobberlotchers.
Don’t forgot that if you are at work, the second you get anything that needs your attention is when an irk will appear on the site. I have the same problem with that other site and their BOC.
the answer, clearly, is kenneth.
@pippakay only if he can tell me the frequency.
Recent experience leads me to believe number 3 on your chart is incorrect
@geekahedron
you can buy an irk =/= you’ll get one
maybe just roll with test case #5 and be happy and sad
Success! I followed your chart, and I got one!
/giphy hopeful-lovable-firewood
@werehatrack well fuck. I didn’t mean to be helpful. my sincerest apologies. which test case landed you the IRK?
@carl669
Why case 8, of course. But the object failed to branch for some reason, and the execution went down a rabbit hole that apparently had an IRK in it. Zabinga-ni-wom! Fop-a-doodle-doo!
Yes.
@mbersiam
/giphy you get it
