Need I remind everyone that something of significance has create a following so great and then disappear that it becomes “a period of human history”. String cheese will never be history.
@simplersimon the Edible War redefined the world, and left us all with the dark, unshakeable knowledge that, if a time ever came without war, those enjoying it couldn’t truly be human, for conflict must lie buried deep in us, irremovable, tangled up in our very core. The fact that war didn’t end, even after the horrors we’d faced, the horrors we had committed, was proof enough of that. Horrors perpetrated via the very sustenance we depend on.
But hey, at least we didn’t have to pay for catering at the victory party.
@simplersimon The Overlord Company is equipping autonomous quadcopters with these things for “instantaneous home delivery”, as we speak. You’ll hear the sound, and you’ll know you can’t hide.
It would, of course, be the Caseusaceous Period, during which delicious layers of cheese are laid down in the geologic record to be aged to perfection.
Also, could you hook me up with one of those hats with a beer can and a straw attached to the top? Bolting the cheese gun on the side would complete my life. Or end it. Whatevs.
Need I remind everyone that something of significance has create a following so great and then disappear that it becomes “a period of human history”. String cheese will never be history.
@hchavers your wording may be awful, but I can support your message.
Edamnation
That short period of time before we realized hot cheese coming out of a gun could be used as a weapon.
@simplersimon the Edible War redefined the world, and left us all with the dark, unshakeable knowledge that, if a time ever came without war, those enjoying it couldn’t truly be human, for conflict must lie buried deep in us, irremovable, tangled up in our very core. The fact that war didn’t end, even after the horrors we’d faced, the horrors we had committed, was proof enough of that. Horrors perpetrated via the very sustenance we depend on.
But hey, at least we didn’t have to pay for catering at the victory party.
@simplersimon I remember the slapdash medic tents wherein victims of the cheese weaponry had soda water applied to their clothing…
The horrors!
@simplersimon The Overlord Company is equipping autonomous quadcopters with these things for “instantaneous home delivery”, as we speak. You’ll hear the sound, and you’ll know you can’t hide.
@simplersimon I knew I would find some ridiculous intelligent conversation in this thread. Bravo.
It would, of course, be the Caseusaceous Period, during which delicious layers of cheese are laid down in the geologic record to be aged to perfection.
@2many2no i appreciate the roots but that’s too complicated for modern times. They’ll simply dub it the Cheesaceous period.
@djslack But sound it out. Caseusaceous.
It’s so onomatopoetic that it flows from the tongue like molten cheese.
The Aeon of Morbid Obesity.
Also, could you hook me up with one of those hats with a beer can and a straw attached to the top? Bolting the cheese gun on the side would complete my life. Or end it. Whatevs.
Best forgotten.
The Great Cheesification
The Laxative Years
Someone said to me once “I don’t like pizza or quesadillas. Too much cheese.”
It was at that exact moment when I realized this person was a raving lunatic.
@ruouttaurmind Talk about a moron spouting oxymorons, did you run away?!?!??!??
@PhysAssist It was clear to me this person has no concept of reality. Too much cheese?
/giphy inconceivable!
@PhysAssist @ruouttaurmind Percy was right: You’re an ox, and a moron!