A desperate plea for redemption!
5Dear Meh,
I come to you with a desperate plea for redemption! My meh clicking streak is in no way the most impressive, it’s rather disappointing considering how long I’ve been a member.
That said, I was going strong! Meh-ing away proudly… then election night happened! I sat on the corner with some random people outside a bar till 2 am watching CNN returns through the window of the bar you were totally leaving 2 hours earlier… because… that’s what you do (if you’re me and those other people)!
By the time I came home and stumbled into my bed I was contemplating statistical polling models and the future of the planet and I totally forgot to click Meh!
The next day I slept far too late, missed an important call, got angry and someone on every single cable news channel (all of them) was late to feed my tortoise (but even she forgave me!!) and burnt a grilled cheese before calling it a night again.
The next day as I was getting back to … something… normal isn’t the right word. I remembered I had to MEH! OMG! I had MISSED A DAY! I clicked the new meh and stayed up (as I do these days) to meh and midnight. I was back on track. The problem is my streak. Those circles do not flow as they should! My days in a row are so small now! The world is off kilter and if only you’d let me go back and make that one thing right perhaps it could save the world!
I can’t guarantee but the slight shift back to right for me might cause a minuscule change in the earth’s atmosphere (cause I’ll stop spewing all of this hot air) and that alone could solve global warming!
Please meh! Please from the bottom of my heart… Do it for the earth, do for the turtles!
Please fix my wed. the 9th meh miss.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Panegyric & Zoya Pants
Zoya is also willing to exterminate any ghosts you may be dealing with as she’s now a certified Ghostbuster.
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/8ball Could @Panegyric borrow your time machine?
My reply is no
It’s also worth pointing out, that even if you could go back in time and fix it, it would be problematic:
See, by you clicking those faces, you’d be removing the reality where you go back in time. Thus, you’d never end up going back in time.
Of course, there’s always this article, which I haven’t read.
@PlacidPenguin damnit! You are not wrong! This Judy happened on a tv show I don’t watch and it ate actual characters on a show I sometimes watch when I’m bored on wednesdays…
I wish you luck, but they won’t even restore them when
the database revertsIrk eats them.@thismyusername what!? Why irk!!??? The planet is depending on you!!!
Thank you for the card… is it made of cookies or booze?
/8ball Does this suck?
Outlook good
/8ball Does your suffering please the insensate universe?
Without a doubt
/8ball would bribery help?
Cannot predict now
/youtube
/8ball Why are there two?
Cannot predict now
/giphy blame the goat
let us consult the mehcromicon.
“Let those that meh, meh daily, or not at all. So say we all.”
sorry. your fate has been sealed by a fictitious book.
@carl669 this is a true tragedy.
@Panegyric You’re right, the true tragedy was the night of Tuesday the 8th into Wednesday morning - it just wasn’t your Meh face clicky streak thing.
@Pavlov I finally, finally figured out something positive about election night: I wasn’t at a watch party.
@pavlov @OldCatLady I was trying to keep my thoughts out of here but you are absolutely correct. I’m a latina disabled woman with progressive multiple sclerosis, provided care only thanks to the dirty word that is obamacare… I’m totally screwed. Mostly I am trying to keep it together and be productive as possible, an ally for others hurting too … and leaving a tiny bit of room for ridiculousness, for sanity. Things like petitioning for my clicky face back are keeping me sane… I mean, I never thought this s*#* show would happen so if all rules of law are up in the air? why not try for that clicky face. hah.
Now that I think about it… it’s sad that I Went for the clicky face as my “if all bets are off why no!” attempt
@Panegyric Well, if it interests you, there are some sourly amusing results coming in.
Education, Not Income, Predicted Who Would Vote For Drumpf http://53eig.ht/2gdejj0
@OldCatLady my favorite website! hee yeah I’m not surprised, really. edu strongly impacts ideas re: race/ethnicity/gender issues, among other things and we clearly see whats come out of the woodwork. Its been there all along but now it has wheels heh
I and others lost our perfect streaks long ago due to Meh not saving our clicks. Sorry dude(Miss), get over it. When I cared I would typically click it when it rolled over, and then verify that it saved the next day. Prevented a broken streak at least 3 times that way. Then one day I didn’t.
@givemeyoursoul Aw I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to get you riled up. Sure it would have been lovely if it happened but mostly I was just having a little fun. I also click when it rolls over, hence my lengthy story. I do apologize that you had to waste your time reading the silliness. I can’t give you those minutes back but I did share some adorable tortoise photos!
@givemeyoursoul also its how I discovered the magic 8 ball. I’m not new here but I am slow … so yeah. Sorry!
Has anyone Asked Irk why he does this to perfectly nice people, including me?
@OldCatLady no, you should do it…