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Pavlov shared some links said Mon, Sep 25th 2017 at 7:22pm ET

Shit. A turd. Poo. It made my day.

Yup, a turd made my day today! And I didn’t birth it. At least not out of my anus. I bought it, here, during the last meh-RATHON.

https://meh.com/forum/topics/poo-dough-1

After the Poo arrived today, I asked @MrsPavlov to help me give it to our thirteen year old son. Together, we walked up to his room, knocked on the door (which was ajar), and we went inside. I said, “Son, whenever life hands you shit, remember your parents officially handed you your very first pile. Yes, son - we have given you shit.” And with that, I brought forth the Poo Dough from behind my back.

After about an hour, he said that what we did was “fookin’ funny as shit.”

I’m certain he intended the pun.

Who knew a turd would make my day??

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medz said Mon, Sep 25th 2017 at 7:25pm ET:

Now he can never accuse you of not giving a crap.

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cattylaq said Mon, Sep 25th 2017 at 9:24pm ET:

Maybe you should have waited until turdday to give it to him.

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Smitty2525 said Mon, Sep 25th 2017 at 9:32pm ET:

Ain’t dat sum shit

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- @cranky1950 You’re cranky.
  
  hems79 said Mon, Sep 25th 2017 at 11:58pm ET
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mehbee said Tue, Sep 26th 2017 at 1:04am ET:

Man, dad jokes have gotten crappy!

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cinoclav said Tue, Sep 26th 2017 at 5:33am ET:

I tried to buy some of that crap but it sold so fast I was shit out of luck.

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gregormehndel said Tue, Sep 26th 2017 at 9:12am ET:

Who knew a turd would make my day??

It wasn’t me, I swear. I would have told you beforehand.

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