@clonetek@mikesmells@tinamarie1974
I don’t understand, why all the hush hush? Unless there is a note included asking us to not ruin the surprise since we’ll ALL be getting the same thing. Usually there’s ALWAYS ONE in the group that just refuses to follow directions! ¯\(ツ)/¯
I have to trek to the office on Tuesdays and it usually ends up being a long day. Mine’s home waiting for me in the mailbox. If I survive the drive up 75 I should see it in about an hour.
Got it and love it! Thanks, Meh. Now, next time I go to Disneyland, I shall wear it with pride and then I can just sneer at all the overpriced merch that I know I would instantly regret buying.
My brand new teenager, entertained mightily by Meh-rathons of those stark pandemic dog days, snapped up our 7th Bday sooprize package and immediately affixed it to his bulk buy Hanes pocket tee. He proudly proclaimed he’ll IRK-out every time he wears one (Let’s just hope he doesn’t join ROTC)! Thank you, Meh. You done good.
/youtube
Me, too. My local post office has received it. I’m so jittery!
It’s pretty nice! Especially if you collect that sort of thing.
@clonetek oooooo. Got any hints?
@clonetek @mikesmells It’s pointy.
@clonetek @mikesmells there are hints in the threads of you look closely
@mikesmells It’s irksome.
@clonetek @mikesmells @tinamarie1974
I don’t understand, why all the hush hush? Unless there is a note included asking us to not ruin the surprise since we’ll ALL be getting the same thing. Usually there’s ALWAYS ONE in the group that just refuses to follow directions! ¯\(ツ)/¯
@clonetek @Lynnerizer @tinamarie1974 we do this to drive those who were not selected for it!
@Lynnerizer @clonetek @mikesmells @tinamarie1974
Well it started as a mystery–even though meh had said they would send out something–and it shows as a mystery in the order list.
This is so fun! Thank you so much Meh, and happy 5040th birthday!!
I have to trek to the office on Tuesdays and it usually ends up being a long day. Mine’s home waiting for me in the mailbox. If I survive the drive up 75 I should see it in about an hour.
I got mine earlier today. It’s very exciting! But my cats were disappointed that it came in a small bubble mailer rather than a very fine box.
Anyone else noticed that it was sent UPS, not FedEx?
What is this?
Got it, it’s awesome!
thanks Meh!
PANS! GLANDS! CRAYONS! AWESOME!
@mediocrebot
Yep, thanks, meh! You’re truly the Breakfast Octopus!
/giphy breakfast octopus
Got mine an irk birthday pin — thanks meh
@AttyVette
it was a secret 
@AttyVette Cool. (What/when was this “birthday surprise” thing, I must have missed it?)
@CBL_WV believe for participating in scavenger hunt during mehs birthday
@AttyVette @CBL_WV Nope, I didn’t participate in the hunt.
Got mine! Thanks Meh!
Got mine today! It’s adorable
Thanks, Meh! You’re the best.
Very nice surprise; thank you. Maybe next year an Irk plushie
Got it and love it! Thanks, Meh. Now, next time I go to Disneyland, I shall wear it with pride and then I can just sneer at all the overpriced merch that I know I would instantly regret buying.
Well UPS Mail Innovations is officially worse than Pitney Blowes.
August 19, 2021
6:40am ET
AUG
19
2021
Received by the post office
St. Simons, GA
August 17, 2021
12:26pm ET
Package departed UPS Mail Innovations facility enroute to USPS for induction
Belle Isle, FL
It took two days for my 7th birthday surprise (which was supposed to be delivered yesterday) to move 225 miles further away from me.
GOOD JOB
@Felton10 they are trying to build the anticipation
@tinamarie1974
Estimated delivery
Wednesday, August 18 by 7:00 P.M.
Tracking Status
Local Post Office Exception
Translation-they fucked up.
got mine yesterday, Thanks Meh, appreciate the thoughtful surprise
Can someone take a pic? I’d like to see
@moonhat There are a few linked spoilers above (including mine)
My brand new teenager, entertained mightily by Meh-rathons of those stark pandemic dog days, snapped up our 7th Bday sooprize package and immediately affixed it to his bulk buy Hanes pocket tee. He proudly proclaimed he’ll IRK-out every time he wears one (Let’s just hope he doesn’t join ROTC)! Thank you, Meh. You done good.
/youtube
Thank you meh for the gift, love it.
August 19, 2021
10:47am ET
An incorrect sort routed the package to the wrong post office
St. Simons, GA
HA-a likely story
Mine has been hanging out in Kansas City since the 16th. Starting to wonder if I’ll ever see it.
Totes adorbs Meh! Thank you, and HBD!
/giphy totes-adorbs
