My girlfriend wants me to cut my hair this weekend… now when she asks why I didn’t I’ll give her a look and she’ll go… “Oh… please don’t tell me you got another thing on meh”.
A two pack of wig spray, plus some other forms of sticky hair goo? I may have six months of quarantine pouf going on, but I definitely don’t want or need these…
It’s possibly a good deal for anyone who likes this sort of stuff, though.
@tweezak just regular bald, but it sounds more fun to say it that way. My one issue with going bald early was that I never got to have a mohawk… Don’t worry, I’m rocking a solid beard; despite how torturous it can be when the hairs go rogue behind my mask.
No thanks. Overly fragrant hair products are like moths to a flame for creepy guys who stand beside you just to smell your hair and make even creepier comments.
@craigthom Thanks for that. Most men are not creeps. But in my younger days I seemed to find myself around too many of them. Now it’s just the creepy stares.
Really?! Hare care??!! Do you people really think we have no idea how to care for our furry little hopping friends? Of course we do- we shoot them, marinate them, and pop 'em on the grill. Duh!!
Wait… … What?
Mitch Stone X-Tender Hair Extension & Wig Leave In Conditioner - 6 oz
Mitch Stone Dry Texture Hair Spray - 8.5 oz
Mitch Stone Volume Texturizing Spray - 6 oz
Mitch Stone 457 Lustre Conditioner - 8.5 oz
Mitch Stone Luxury Repair and Style Leave In Conditioner - 6 oz
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Price Comparison
From $11.01 to $31.98 at Amazon | $15.90 for 2 Mitch Stone X-Tender Leave In Conditioner | $11.01 for Mitch Stone Volume Texturizing Spray | $12.95 for Mitch Stone Dry Texture Hair Spray | $15.95 for Mitch Stone 457 Lustre Conditioner | $15.99 for Mitch Stone Luxury Repair & Style Leave In Conditioner
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90 days
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Wednesday, Oct 21 - Monday, Oct 26
Anyone actually smelt these? Super fruity? Cleaning product? Axe?
My girlfriend wants me to cut my hair this weekend… now when she asks why I didn’t I’ll give her a look and she’ll go… “Oh… please don’t tell me you got another thing on meh”.
I so wish that these products were relevant to me…
Who the hell is Mitch Stone ? Does he have nice hair ?
@jmbunkin I think he’s the celebrity.
@jmbunkin @shahnm Kim Basinger 's boyfriend and hairdresser
@davea510 Are you related to Davie504?
@jmbunkin
@davea510 @shahnm
Well, he’s got a lot of hair, but I think it looks stupid styled like that.
A two pack of wig spray, plus some other forms of sticky hair goo? I may have six months of quarantine pouf going on, but I definitely don’t want or need these…
It’s possibly a good deal for anyone who likes this sort of stuff, though.
The fact that hair doesn’t grow on most of my head notwithstanding, none of these are going to help style a mohawk, so I’m out.
/giphy bald
@Oneroundrobb For reals? If so, that’s badass
@tweezak just regular bald, but it sounds more fun to say it that way. My one issue with going bald early was that I never got to have a mohawk… Don’t worry, I’m rocking a solid beard; despite how torturous it can be when the hairs go rogue behind my mask.
@Oneroundrobb No, I meant is that gif for real.
@Oneroundrobb Just looked it up and indeed, Pat Sajack is indeed bald. That video is completely legit.
Its his secret to wooing a 60 year-old girlfriend, Kim Basinger. He’s a hairdresser in California. Good night to pass weird deal.
Well, huh. This is actually interestingly mediocre, but I’m still gonna pass.
Is this a GoFundMe to care for celebrity hair? What about our hair?
No thanks. Overly fragrant hair products are like moths to a flame for creepy guys who stand beside you just to smell your hair and make even creepier comments.
@mehmef that sucks. Men are such pigs.
No, not all men, but enough of us.
@craigthom Thanks for that. Most men are not creeps. But in my younger days I seemed to find myself around too many of them. Now it’s just the creepy stares.
Um, given this year, I’m lucky to still be alive. Looking at my list, my ability to take care of my hair really isn’t in the top 200 spots.
Read the room, meh, for fsck’s sake.
I have not cut my hair in six months nor had it cut. I’m using this social distancing thing as an excuse.
I’m finally mostly past the Boris Johnson phase (the sides used to be clipped with a #2 guard, so there was work to do).
“I like feeling something hard with either a rough or smooth surface” said no woman ever about touching a man’s hair.
No hair on head
No need…
I like to style my pubes. Will this stuff irritate my coin purse?
@Bumplepimp You can use almost anything to irritate it, if you try hard enough.
Really?! Hare care??!! Do you people really think we have no idea how to care for our furry little hopping friends? Of course we do- we shoot them, marinate them, and pop 'em on the grill. Duh!!
Wait… … What?
@MrNews If you can train about a dozen of them to line up side by side and hop backwards at the same time you’ll have a receding hare line.
@MrNews @Trinityscrew Hare today, gone tomorrow.
@asplus @Trinityscrew We steam them in corn husks: Hare today, gone tamale…
Why would you ever offer this when everyone who got an IRK has HudsOnMane some type of glue that apparently treats hair plugs?
Or their city’s landfill does. Potato potato.
If only these were hair products by “stone cold”…!
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