6 Degrees of Movie Quotes
9Let’s put that talent for memorizing useless movie quotes to work.
The rules: Name the actor and the movie it’s from. Responses can include quotes from part of the quote, that movie, or another film with that actor and so on. Similar to the driving game but with fewer crashes because we aren’t putting in videos we’re going to be 10 and 2 in here.
So, for example:
“I am the batman” - Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
use a movie link:
“We have planned. We have sacrificed. We have waited for the right moment.” - Clive Owen - The Last Knight
then maybe an actor link:
“Eat your vegetables.” - Clive Owen - Shoot 'Em Up!
maybe even a quote link:
“You’ll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.” - Audrey Tautou - Amélie
Just be sure to include the actor’s name and movie title for further linking.
Alright, I think you all got it, we’re interested to see where you take it.
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The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. - Brad Pitt - Fight Club
The background image is a fine place to start. Nice that this thread won’t crash because it won’t have tons of videos like the Driving Game.
“I bet ya can box a little, can’t ya sir? Aye, you look like a boxer.” - Brad Pitt - Snatch
“Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent …” - Alan Ford - Snatch
“Most righteous!” - Keanu Reeves / Alex Winter - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
“Ezekiel 25:17, The path of the righteous man…” - Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction
“Where Is My Super Suit?” - Samuel L. Jackson - The Incredibles
“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!” - Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane
“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” - Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
“To be honest, darling, having children isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Given my chance again, I’m not sure I’d have any.” - Gemma Jones - Bridget Jones’ Diary
@chienfou Funny enough, the actress really is a Jones. I edited in her name in case anyone wants to find another quote from her.
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thanks… kinda dropped that ball didn’t I
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BTW. Gemma plays Bridget’s mom in the movie…
At least she didn’t say… “I should have swallowed you”
“Having a kid is great… as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.” - Adam Sandler - Big Daddy
“The price is wrong, bitch!” - Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore
“Cheapness is Good.” - Eddie Marsan - Happy-Go-Lucky
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.” - Michael Douglas - Wall Street
"What did you do? Wake up this morning and say: “today, I’m going to ruin a man’s life”? - Michael Douglas - Romancing the Stone
“He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain’t white boy day, is it?” - Gary Oldman - True Romance
“I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula” -Gary Oldman- Dracula
“PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ!!” - The Monster (Peter Boyle) - Young Frankenstein
Thanks @ExtraMedium (i presume) for fixing that, how could i forget to credit the great Peter Boyle??
“We work for Mr. Tunstall as regulators. We regulate any stealing off his property - we’re damn good too! Mr. Tunstall’s got a soft spot for runaways, dareless, vagrant types. But you can’t be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean, earn your keep." - Casey Siemaszko - Young Guns
“Every time we go up there, it’s like you’re flying with a ghost.” - Anthony Edwards - Top Gun
“Well, I guess cyborgs like myself have a tendency to be paranoid about our origins …” - Major Motoko Kusanagi - Ghost in the Shell (1995)
“This guy keeps screamin’! He’s paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!” - Eminem - 8 mile
“You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin’ and worryin’, I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I’m tired, boss. Tired of bein’ on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we’s coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. I’m tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There’s too much of it. It’s like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?” - John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan), The Green Mile
“Pete Dunham’s life taught me there’s a time to stand your ground, and his death taught me there’s a time to walk away.” Elijah Wood - Green Street Hooligans
“I will take The Ring, though I do not know the way.” - Frodo (Elijah Wood) - Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
“Okay, listen up. Whoever holds the conch gets to speak. That’s the rule.” - Ralph (Balthazar Getty), Lord of the Flies
“Has the whole world gone crazy? I’m I the only one that gives a shit about the rules?!?” - Walter (John Goodman) - The Big Lebowski
“Rules are for pussies. Nothing personal.” - Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), Zombieland: Double Tap
“All of human history has lead to this moment. The irony is we created you. And nature has been punishing us ever since. This is our last stand. And if we lose…it will be a Planet of Apes.” - The Colonel (Woody Harrelson), War for the Planet of the Apes
“Sorry Miss, I was giving myself an oil job” – Robby the Robot (Robby the Robot, voiced by Marvin Miller), Forbidden Planet
“What are you looking so miserable about? There’s a whole ocean of oil under our feet! No one can get at it except for me.” - Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis), There Will Be Blood
“What is it about Italy that makes lady novelists reach such summits of absurdity?” - Cecil Vyse (Daniel Day-Lewis), A Room with a View
“Gentlemen, for centuries alchemists tried to make gold from base metals. Today, we make microchips from sillicon, which is common sand; but far better than gold. Now, for several years, we had a profitable partnership, you as manufacturers, while I acquired and passed on to you industrial information that made you competitive, succesful. We are now in the unique position to form an international cartel to control not only production, but distribution of these microchips. There is one obstacle - Sillicon Valley in San Francisco. Over 250 plants, employing thousands of scientists, technicians. This is the heartland of electronic production in the United States - which accounts for, what, 80% - of the world microchip market. I propose to END the domination of Silicon Valley and leave us in control of that market.” - Max Zoron (Christopher Walken), A View to a Kill
[I guess we know who
to blame for the chip shortage! 
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“A lot of times, the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was I could size up the other guy half a second quicker than he could me.” - Charlie Barret (Christopher Walken) - Suicide Kings
“I turn people into my mom, and I kill them.” Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man (David Dastmalchian), The Suicide Squad
“Nice beaver.” Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
“I AM serious…and don’t call me Shirley.” - Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane!
“I’m the king of the world” Leonardo DiCaprio Titanic
“You won’t find him here. The King has returned.” – Rafiki, The Lion King
“Do not cite the Deep Magic to me Witch. I was there when it was written.” - Aslan (voice of Liam Neeson), The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
“I’m going to kill you with my tea cup.” - Richard Riddick (Vin Diesel), The Chronicles of Riddick
“Oh, what a delightful child! Hah! I’m so excited, we never get compliments! You must have a cup of tea!” Mad Hatter,
Walt Disney’s Alice in Wonderland
“Here they come again… worming their way into the black matter of my brain. I tell myself, they cannot touch me. They are long dead.” - Max Rockatansky (Tom Hardy), Mad Max: Fury Road
“I got Worms” - Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey), Dumb and Dumber
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” - Uncle Lewis (William Hickey), National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
“Russians don’t take a dump without a plan.” Admiral Josh Painter (Fred Thompson) The Hunt for Red October
“It’s amazing to me. People go their entire lives without realizing the most simple, obvious truth. The only way to properly slice tomatoes is with a bread knife.” - Athena (Hilary Swank), The Hunt
“When do I learn how to break boards and stuff like that?” -Julie Pierce (Hilary Swank), The Next Karate Kid
“I shouldn’t have dropped my hand. I shouldn’t have turned. Always protect myself…how many times did he tell me that?” - Maggie Fitzgerald (Hilary Swank), Million Dollar Baby
“No. No, the question isn’t indiscreet. But the answer could be.” – Col. Douglas Mortimer (Lee Van Cleef), For a Few Dollars More
“It’s the survival of the human race, Plissken. Something you don’t give a shit about.” - Bob Hauk (Lee Van Cleef), Escape From New York
“Welcome to the human race.” - Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) - Escape from L.A.
I’m going to call that one a triple since Bob mentions Plissken’s name. So I got quote, character, and movie title links without a direct duplication of any of them.
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“You just don’t get it, do you? Women are the saviors of the world!” - Mark Hogancamp (Steve Carell), Welcome to Marwen
" I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind. But then, I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light." - Diana Prince (Gal Gadot) - Wonder Woman
“Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests." - President Thomas Whitmore (Bill Pullman), Independence Day
“I could’ve been at a barbecue!” - Captain Steven Hiller (Will Smith) - Independence Day
“Crockett and Tubbs… they’re floatin’!” Earl Mott (Bill Pullman), Ruthless People
Edit: too slow…again.
@EthelTheFrog Too bad, i would have loved to officially post Bette Midler’s line, “I’ve been kidnapped by KMart!”
“I…drink…your…milkshake!” - Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis), There Will Be Blood
“Still, could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.” - the Penguin (Danny DeVito) - Batman Returns
“Mother!, Oh God! Mother! Blood! Blood!” - Norman Bates (Anthonny Perkins) - Psycho.
“Misery Is Alive! Misery Is Alive! Oh, This Whole House Is Going To Be Full Of Romance! Oh, I’m Going To Put On My Liberace Records!” - Annie Wilkes (Kathy Bates) - Misery
“Face it, girls. I’m older and I have more insurance.” - Evelyn Couch (Kathy Bates) - Fried Green Tomatoes
“That’s right, you gump-face, blown up, baboon-assed bastard!” - Idgie Threadgoode (Mary Stuart Masterson),
Fried Green Tomatoes
“Life is like a box of chocolates.” Forest Gump (Tom Hanks) – Forest Gump
'No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it’s the only way if you want it just right.” - Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
“You know, I’m a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.” Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) - Young Frankenstein
“I’m in pain! And I’m wet! And I’m still hysterical!” Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) The Producers.
“They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!” Legolas (Orlando Bloom) - The Two Towers
" Nothing thicker than a knife’s blade separates melancholy from happiness."
Orlando (Tilda Swinton) - Orlando
“The next day, after work, we just went to the beach. Far away from anything, everything. Just Christopher and me. Far away from busses and noise and a constant disappointment in my 10-gallon head… in myself. Because when I was young and I’d get an A on a history test or whatever… I’d get this good feeling about all the things I could be. And then I never became any of them.” - Christopher Gardner (Will Smith) - The Pursuit of Happyness
“You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.”
Sister Mary Stigmata (Kathleen Freeman) The Blues Brothers
“He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done.” - Joe Dirt’s foster mom (Kathleen Freeman) - Joe Dirt
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part. - William Somerset (Morgan Freeman), Se7en
“This is not going to end well.” - Goodnight Robicheaux (Ethan Hawke), The Magnificent Seven
“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” - Dread Pirate Roberts (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride
“Goodnight, you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.” - Dr. Wilbur Larch (Michael Caine), The Cider House Rules
“Ahh, but the strawberries!”
Captain Queeg (Humphrey Bogart) - The Caine Mutiny
“You know for the longest time I dreamed about coming overseas and being on the front lines. Serving my country. I finally get everything I wanted, and I’m wearing tights.” - Steve Rogers (Chris Evans) - Captain America: The First Avenger
“What is this, CSI: KFC?” - Ransom Drysdale (Chris Evans), Knives Out
“If you can’t remember then it’s better to forget.” - Curtis (Chris Evans) - Snowpiercer
“I love you, Spartacus, as I love my own father.” – Antoninus (Tony Curtis) – Spartacus
“Maybe I left my sense of humor in my other suit.” - Sidney Falco (Tony Curtis) - Sweet Smell of Success
“What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something?” - Joe (Tony Curtis), Some Like It Hot
[In response to being told he wasn’t the right shape.]
“Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now.” - Phoebus (voiced by Kevin Kline) - Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame
“A crazy person would be anyone who believes me. And that would be you.” - Ava Lord (Eva Green) - Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
“You can relax for now. I’m not going to murder you in front of your child, okay?” — Beatrix (The Bride) Kiddo (Uma Thurman) - Kill Bill