Spray this efficient Poo-Pourri deodorant in the toilet bowl before going to the bathroom
It not only covers unpleasant odors but prevents them from spreading through the air
Creates a protective barrier on the water’s surface to trap unpleasant odors
NO synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol, or formaldehyde
2oz bottle has up to 100 uses (you get 4 of these)
4oz bottle has up to 200 uses (you get 1 of these)
Scents:
Toilet Tidings 2oz - Blend of Mandarin, Bergamot, and Amber Merry Spritzmas 2oz - Blend of Peppermint, Vanilla, and Citrus Secret Santa 2oz - Blend of Cinnamon, Vanilla, and Citrus Heaven Scent 4oz - Blend of White Jasmine & Violet
I spray it on my food and then poop out flowers. Secret Santa makes you poop out a present or coal, so be prepared if you asked santa for something big
might have been an ACCURATE freudian slip, but calling all those rich, holiday foods “decedent” as opposed to “decadent” might be setting folks up with bad luck.
@sammydog01
Don’t worry. The supply chain is so fucked up and Dejoy still trashing the USPS on his slow-roll way out, it won’t get delivered until January anyway.
You ever hear “your poop smells amazing like a bed of roses baby” Well now you can enjoy your poops even more. As they now can potentially smell like lavender cinnamon nutmeg or even frost meh de pine. If those flavors don’t knock your butt cheeks and fluff your spine. Well eye do not know what else to say.
@boeing377@ciabelle@SnDMommy
No, there shall be no mention of the fidget spinners. There were no fidget spinners. If you are remembering fidget spinners, you obviously require adjustment.
Go ahead and make your jokes. But when you are at your boss’s house for the annual party and you feel that awful pain in your gut that little 2 Oz bottle of freshness will be worth its weight in gold.
@sammydog01 kudos to the actress My introduction to PooPouri was when my bestie used it as stocking gifts for her daughter and her roommates at UT. They rolled with laughter and joked until they actually used it. #favegiftever
Much better (and free) way to keep from stinking up the WC-- It’s called a “courtesy flush.” Poop and flush immediately- on some models you’ll even get a refreshing water spray…
I’m not going to sit here and pretend like my poop don’t stink… but I just don’t care. I poo, I flush, I wipe, I flush again and then go on with my day.
Beware----- When I opened my package, the “Sweet Violet” had opened and I had all the liquid fall pout on my living room recliner. I have never had an issue with previous products but this makes me wonder about future purchases. the good part is “sweet Violet” was the one I was most looking forward to getting. It smells great but now I won’t be able to use it in the bathroom since the bottle is empty. --Roger (a disappointed customer)
Specs
Scents:
Toilet Tidings 2oz - Blend of Mandarin, Bergamot, and Amber
Merry Spritzmas 2oz - Blend of Peppermint, Vanilla, and Citrus
Secret Santa 2oz - Blend of Cinnamon, Vanilla, and Citrus
Heaven Scent 4oz - Blend of White Jasmine & Violet
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$59.06 at Amazon & eBay
$9.98 for Toilet Tidings
$9.99 for Merry Spritzmas
$9.10 for Secret Santa
$29.99 for Heaven Scent
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Oct 25 - Monday, Nov 1
the worst
This deal stinks!
POOP!
Phew!
I spray it on my food and then poop out flowers. Secret Santa makes you poop out a present or coal, so be prepared if you asked santa for something big
might have been an ACCURATE freudian slip, but calling all those rich, holiday foods “decedent” as opposed to “decadent” might be setting folks up with bad luck.
just sayin’ . . .
Hmmm… Will these arrive in time for Dir…uh Secret Santa?
But it’s not even January yet. Is selling things in season a new business model?
@sammydog01 These are for last year.
@sammydog01
Don’t worry. The supply chain is so fucked up and Dejoy still trashing the USPS on his slow-roll way out, it won’t get delivered until January anyway.
@mike808 @sammydog01 DeNoJoy is disposing of mail sorters and cutting staff and hours, as part of his plan to make the PO amazing again.
You ever hear “your poop smells amazing like a bed of roses baby” Well now you can enjoy your poops even more. As they now can potentially smell like lavender cinnamon nutmeg or even frost meh de pine. If those flavors don’t knock your butt cheeks and fluff your spine. Well eye do not know what else to say.
I hear these also work great on corpses.
@mexicantacos You killed Santa? How dare you make those allegations.
@mexicantacos @whomeyesu Is that an allegation or a confession?
What happened to power banks and Bluetooth speakers? How far we have declined.
@boeing377 Knives and speaker docks, my friend. . .
@boeing377 @ciabelle Is no one going to even mention the fidget spinners?!
@boeing377 @ciabelle @SnDMommy
No, there shall be no mention of the fidget spinners. There were no fidget spinners. If you are remembering fidget spinners, you obviously require adjustment.
@boeing377 @ciabelle @SnDMommy @werehatrack
@boeing377 @ciabelle @duodec @SnDMommy @werehatrack
Don’t mention the candy corn.
Deck the bowls?
@somf69
Deck the bowels.
No no No! Smelling my rancid stink is the cost of living in my house! Breathe it in, feed your cells on my anal vapors!!! or get out.
Still Nope with special Nuh-uh sauce on the side.
For about the same price and quantity, I’d rather get Lysol disinfectant spray.
Go ahead and make your jokes. But when you are at your boss’s house for the annual party and you feel that awful pain in your gut that little 2 Oz bottle of freshness will be worth its weight in gold.
@dyounghbic
You: Hey, Boss, you have an amazing house!
Boss: Why thank you. You know, if you work really hard next year, I can buy another one.
@dyounghbic
@sammydog01 That’s ducking awe some!
@sammydog01 kudos to the actress
My introduction to PooPouri was when my bestie used it as stocking gifts for her daughter and her roommates at UT. They rolled with laughter and joked until they actually used it. #favegiftever
@dyounghbic @sammydog01 Oh my, there’s a whole series of them.
This is the best thing Meh sells.
@dred
That’s a burn.
Much better (and free) way to keep from stinking up the WC-- It’s called a “courtesy flush.” Poop and flush immediately- on some models you’ll even get a refreshing water spray…
@MrNews But then you would be failing to pay it forward in the company restroom.
“decedent foods”? We’re into necrosnacks, then? Well, that’s certainly in keeping with the Halloween flavor, I guess…
@werehatrack Shades of Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett’s pie shop!
The perfect housewarming gift for the new neighbor.
I’m not going to sit here and pretend like my poop don’t stink… but I just don’t care. I poo, I flush, I wipe, I flush again and then go on with my day.
It will smell like you pooped a Christmas Tree
/giphy poop Tree
There is definitely a “stocking stuffer” joke in there somewhere….l
/buy
@blaineg It worked! Your order number is: forthright-benevolent-armadillo
/image forthright benevolent armadillo
@mediocrebot
/giphy forthright-benevolent-armadillo
Beware----- When I opened my package, the “Sweet Violet” had opened and I had all the liquid fall pout on my living room recliner. I have never had an issue with previous products but this makes me wonder about future purchases. the good part is “sweet Violet” was the one I was most looking forward to getting. It smells great but now I won’t be able to use it in the bathroom since the bottle is empty. --Roger (a disappointed customer)