To nap, perhaps to dream,
For in that sleep of death,
My Pixel may beep.
Do I shuffle off this mortal coil,
Or do I dare find which of my active 119 pixels doth emote.
Do I risk slipping on the hundreds of dead batteries?
I shall close my eyes and devine the wants of the Gods.
A ham sandwich would be in order, given the task.
The door knocker echoes through my modest abode.
It 'tis FedEx. It’s my IRK. I had forgotten this rose was coming.
IRK. Oh, it does bring to mind a word worth saying.
Alright now to see what junk will be sold in 15 minutes after two days of mehrethrons. If it follows past ones there is a pattern. It will be over $100 and likely be something like a vacuum. Something that will sell in low volume.
What’s in the Bundle?:
TRACKR PIXEL FEATURES & SPECS
TrackR Pixel Battery Replacement
KN95 Masks FEATURES & SPECS
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Feb 10 - Tuesday, Feb 11
/giphy fascinated-expensive-cloth

Well at least we all got an IRK yesterday, RIGHT?
@aolshove nope not me lol, missed on every one over two days….

@aolshove and shipped already, who knew!
Denied by the picture clicking game again. I am so shocked.
rats…
sold out
So what one is the best deal for batteries of all today?
/giphy ruthless-maroon-plot

Last one of the night. If history proves true, I’ll probably get all the left-over TrackRs and masks…
YEA!!! It’s FINALLY Over!!!
I pay extra for the secret non-captcha membership and I still didn’t get it
I installed CAPTCHA to save my fellow robots from wasting money on this crap.
So much meh
Poop…regrettably I missed out on that one too. Ugh.
slightly pissed that i got hung up on the shipping option that must be selected
really needed the win 
I’m a robot! Join me in no IRKs!
To nap, perhaps to dream,
For in that sleep of death,
My Pixel may beep.
Do I shuffle off this mortal coil,
Or do I dare find which of my active 119 pixels doth emote.
Do I risk slipping on the hundreds of dead batteries?
I shall close my eyes and devine the wants of the Gods.
A ham sandwich would be in order, given the task.
The door knocker echoes through my modest abode.
It 'tis FedEx. It’s my IRK. I had forgotten this rose was coming.
IRK. Oh, it does bring to mind a word worth saying.
Alright now to see what junk will be sold in 15 minutes after two days of mehrethrons. If it follows past ones there is a pattern. It will be over $100 and likely be something like a vacuum. Something that will sell in low volume.
What a happy, fun, two day extravaganza!
Anyone care to try for three days?
@Euniceandrich oh god. I don’t think we could handle that!
Supposed to get 15 trackers but I only got 14…