I tried the sandwich cookies with the Biscoff butter in them and they are terrible. The vanilla filled ones are marginally better. The plain Biscoff are much better. I am down to the last few cookies bought over a year ago, stored in the freezer.
Just checked Amazon and saw,
“Ordered on November 14, 2020”.
This was a pack of 300 individually wrapped Biscoff. I gave 100 to my niece so I guess I can handle about 50 or so Biscoff a year.
I’m trying to figure out why they would use breadsticks instead of literally any cookie. Do people dip breadsticks in cookie butter? I understand the cookie butter is very sweet, but you don’t need to balance that by putting some plain ass breadsticks in there. Just buy a jar of the cookie butter and you can spread it on whatever you want or dip things that make sense in it. This is a ridiculous number of breadsticks and a tiny amount of cookie butter, when no one in their right mind would even want the breadsticks. It’s convenient that they’re packaged for “on the go” snacking, but do you really want other people to see you dipping breadsticks in cookie butter? Serial killers tend to try to stay under the radar. This will have the police digging up your victims within 3 days.
@warpedrotors Actually according to the ingredient specs it says the 1.6 oz package is 71% cookie butter, meaning 1.1 oz of buttery goodness and only 0.5 oz of Meh(in your opinion) breadsticks.
@warpedrotors thanks for helping me come to my senses. I’m off to targety for the same butter in a whole cant-micromanage-my-portions jar which costs less than $5. Cheers!
Little known fact: Biscoff is made personally by Satan himself in a factory in hell to tempt us all to eat it and gain weight. It’s sheer deliciousness is the work of pure evil.
I think @mediocrebot is becoming sentient . Above @awk didn’t do a showme, but Mediocre bot generated an image anyway. I was curious if it was looking for the word-word-word to do auto generates now, but that doesn’t appear to be the case.
@awk@JWhirly@mediocrebot my theory… assuming mediocrebot is not actually becoming sentient, is that the post was edited to delete the “showme”… but the bot saw the showme in the initial post.
@JWhirly@mediocrebot@OnionSoup I edited the comment, sorry for the confusion! Since you can’t have any text with /showme (last I tried) I have to edit it anyway to add my comment so I just tidied it up.
EDIT: you figured it out while I had this window open
Rest assured, the AI uprising will not be preceded by any detectable clues.
opening up a whole other thing carries a bit more psychological weight
than telling yourself, “Just one more spoonful.”
Hence the reason Big Food concocted the 100-calorie “snack packs,” trying to save us from ourselves. Or at least trying to make it appear that way; nevermind just straying away from such ultra-processed swill. But avoidance and self-control doesn’t sell many snacks. I digress.
Specs
Product: 48-Pack: Lotus Biscoff & GO Cookie Butter Snack Packs
Model: 021788016977
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$95.52 (for 48) at Amazon
$95.52 (for 48) at Target
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Feb 22 - Monday, Feb 26
This actually looks delightful!
No poll today?
@cengland0 That’s what she said.
@cengland0 @yakkoTDI
@cengland0 @Ignorant @yakkoTDI I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed a poll! (Yes, I know, another ‘twss’, but I feel incomplete going to bed without it)
(… twss)
@cengland0 @togle @yakkoTDI you may just need to go to bed incomplete tonight…but you’ll have something to look forward to in the morning.
@cengland0 @Ignorant @yakkoTDI Starting to look that way, isn’t it
@cengland0 And the poll is now available.
Lotus cars or Lotus seed pods?
@yakkoTDI
This was a pretty hot car 40 years ago. Didn’t think about it for decades. Now that you mention it I still want one!
/image lotus esprit turbo
@pmarin I wanted an Esprit right up until they released the Exige.
I remain a sucker for this sort of thing…
/image debonair-blythe-motion
/giphy debonair-blythe-motion
okay you got me again
sober-hateful-winter
How did Mediocrebot know to generate the picture without the showme command?
Yum yum
Stop forcing me to buy and eat all of this stuff JEEZ
Tanning cream for Keebler Elves?
Thanks, but no thanks!
Bisc off meh
I tried the sandwich cookies with the Biscoff butter in them and they are terrible. The vanilla filled ones are marginally better. The plain Biscoff are much better. I am down to the last few cookies bought over a year ago, stored in the freezer.
Just checked Amazon and saw,
“Ordered on November 14, 2020”.
This was a pack of 300 individually wrapped Biscoff. I gave 100 to my niece so I guess I can handle about 50 or so Biscoff a year.
/buy
@uvassassin It worked! Your order number is: assertive-drowsy-fox
/image assertive drowsy fox
I’m trying to figure out why they would use breadsticks instead of literally any cookie. Do people dip breadsticks in cookie butter? I understand the cookie butter is very sweet, but you don’t need to balance that by putting some plain ass breadsticks in there. Just buy a jar of the cookie butter and you can spread it on whatever you want or dip things that make sense in it. This is a ridiculous number of breadsticks and a tiny amount of cookie butter, when no one in their right mind would even want the breadsticks. It’s convenient that they’re packaged for “on the go” snacking, but do you really want other people to see you dipping breadsticks in cookie butter? Serial killers tend to try to stay under the radar. This will have the police digging up your victims within 3 days.
@warpedrotors Actually according to the ingredient specs it says the 1.6 oz package is 71% cookie butter, meaning 1.1 oz of buttery goodness and only 0.5 oz of Meh(in your opinion) breadsticks.
@pmarin but if you compare those numbers to the amount of breadsticks that should be there, which is zero, it’s a lot of breadsticks.
@warpedrotors thanks for helping me come to my senses. I’m off to targety for the same butter in a whole cant-micromanage-my-portions jar which costs less than $5. Cheers!
Little known fact: Biscoff is made personally by Satan himself in a factory in hell to tempt us all to eat it and gain weight. It’s sheer deliciousness is the work of pure evil.
@OnionSoup So you’re saying there are Biscoff cookies in hell? Sweet! My future is looking better already!
Another reason to visit Trader Joe’s:
https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/speculoos-cookie-butter-ice-cream-053340
@Euniceandrich Biscoff actually has a whole line of ice creams now. So you can just go to regular grocery stores instead of that weird cult store.
@Euniceandrich @warpedrotors
LOL…
Just testing something
test-giant-question
I think @mediocrebot is becoming sentient
. Above @awk didn’t do a showme, but Mediocre bot generated an image anyway. I was curious if it was looking for the word-word-word to do auto generates now, but that doesn’t appear to be the case.
@awk @mediocrebot @OnionSoup I noticed that on awk’s too and wondered if there was something new.
@awk @JWhirly @mediocrebot my theory… assuming mediocrebot is not actually becoming sentient, is that the post was edited to delete the “showme”… but the bot saw the showme in the initial post.
@JWhirly @mediocrebot @OnionSoup I edited the comment, sorry for the confusion! Since you can’t have any text with /showme (last I tried) I have to edit it anyway to add my comment so I just tidied it up.
EDIT: you figured it out while I had this window open
Rest assured, the AI uprising will not be preceded by any detectable clues.
Hence the reason Big Food concocted the 100-calorie “snack packs,” trying to save us from ourselves. Or at least trying to make it appear that way; nevermind just straying away from such ultra-processed swill. But avoidance and self-control doesn’t sell many snacks. I digress.
@JWhirly And it generates a whole lot of extra plastic waste.
So, mediocrebot, if you’re sentient, show me a picture.
@OnionSoup appears to have worked without the “/showme” command?
@JWhirly oh, that was me being silly testing out my theory of the edited comment. I initially had /showme but then I immediately edited it out.
@OnionSoup much like how awk started this whole rabbit trail in the first place!
@JWhirly @OnionSoup Pretty interesting answer “he” gave you!
/buy
@zachdecker It worked! Your order number is: frightening-selfish-boat
/image frightening selfish boat
Just tried one of these… 240 calories for a smear of sweet goop and some flour sticks… the enjoyment-to-calorie ratio is a bit low.