Tell me again, how do you “nourish” something that is dead?
Hair is not alive, good people.
It’s dead, dead, dead. Inanimate, fini, kaput, lights out, passed on, croaked, kicked the bucket, gone to heaven, gone home, expired, breathed its last, succumbed, left us, passed to its eternal reward, lost, met its maker, wasted, checked out, in its eternal rest, laid to rest, pushing up daisies, called home, a goner, came to an end (and maybe a split end at that), bit the dust, annihilated, liquidated,…
Condition? Maybe. Nourish? Not a chance.
Only in ad copy do we “nourish” that which is beyond the pale.
@hchavers the packages actually contain 50ml. For reference, my whole bottle of conditioner is 200ml. I have hair to my waist and one packet is all I need to cover all my hair.
@hchavers@mandirose Well that you used it and still have hair is encouraging. Seeing as meh sold charcoal tooth whitening which has an advisory against it (eg charcoal as an ingredient), one can never be too careful.
@metaphore Exactly. Maybe the charcoal is to help mitigate the inevitable poisoning of someone who drinks one of the other flavors, thinking they were tea. Very thoughtful of them to throw in an antidote.
@RiotDemon Actually those packages are pretty big. My hair goes to my mid back. As a mask I could easily get two uses out of it.
However, none of the ones they are offering here are the ones I like. This brand took my favorites out of production long ago. And the rose one stinks to high heaven.
@RiotDemon I can confirm that the packets contain more than enough to cover all my hair which is to my waist. I have the rose and peach one, it smells like those peach sugar gummy candies.
I might actually buy this but I’m super strict about what I put In my hair bc I dye it red and since I can’t see the ingredients I won’t take the chance. Even though it says no Paraben and sulfate… there sometimes is sneaky ingredients that will Strip color out.
Look
I know hair is dead, but there is a reason curly hair maintenance is so intense. It’s like those microfiber oil infused towels - I bought them b/c they were cheap and thought they sounded gimmicky but they honestly did amazing things to my hair. Husband ran them through a hot wash cycle and stripped the oils out, and I still haven’t entirely forgiven him.
Taking one for the team, getting the Coconut one. Will report back, for all my other curly haired pals out there
I have novelty hair… you’d buy it on woot and gift it but you wouldn’t want it. I frankly think, we’re stuck with what we have, or had and there is nothing that change that… please to prove me wrong. Thank you.
@GAReed After my brother-in-law had chemotherapy his hair started to grow back. He had gone bald about 50 years ago. This known side effect happens often enough to be well documented.
If anyone is contemplating chemo for hair growth, I should point out that he also suffered acute chemo complications that were nearly fatal. The liver cancer has been in remission for a few years so far. So the treatment did save his life. You don’t want chemo unless the alternative is a likely early death.
Alas, the hair is still so fine, I can’t see it over zoom.
Specs
Rose Oil & Peach Color Protection Deep Conditioner
Coconut Milk & Honey Curl Care Deep Conditioner
Blue Chamomile & Argan Oil Blonde Care Deep Conditioner
Charcoal with Citrus Oil Replenishing Deep Conditioner
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$111.80 at Amazon 48 Pack
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Sep 17 - Tuesday, Sep 21
OH MY GOD THEY HAIR CONDITIONED GLEN!!!
Is this a mask made out of hair for your face or a mask for hair?
What is this “hair” of which you speak?
@haydesigner hair today gone tomorrow
Tell me again, how do you “nourish” something that is dead?
Hair is not alive, good people.
It’s dead, dead, dead. Inanimate, fini, kaput, lights out, passed on, croaked, kicked the bucket, gone to heaven, gone home, expired, breathed its last, succumbed, left us, passed to its eternal reward, lost, met its maker, wasted, checked out, in its eternal rest, laid to rest, pushing up daisies, called home, a goner, came to an end (and maybe a split end at that), bit the dust, annihilated, liquidated,…
Condition? Maybe. Nourish? Not a chance.
Only in ad copy do we “nourish” that which is beyond the pale.
@Jackinga pining for the fjords?
@Hiz @Jackinga
/giphy dead parrot
@Jackinga one of my absolute favorite Monty Python sketches.
@Jackinga @k4evryng My favorite term in that sketch is “bereft of life…”
For those of us who have gravity affected hair, those wee little packages won’t do.
@hchavers the packages actually contain 50ml. For reference, my whole bottle of conditioner is 200ml. I have hair to my waist and one packet is all I need to cover all my hair.
@hchavers @mandirose Well that you used it and still have hair is encouraging. Seeing as meh sold charcoal tooth whitening which has an advisory against it (eg charcoal as an ingredient), one can never be too careful.
/giphy forked-chilly-jeans
From the picture I thought this was even more tea for sale… and wondered why someone would drink charcoal flavored tea.
@metaphore Exactly. Maybe the charcoal is to help mitigate the inevitable poisoning of someone who drinks one of the other flavors, thinking they were tea. Very thoughtful of them to throw in an antidote.
@metaphore And I wonder why people drink charcoal flavored corn liquor.
Hair. Mask.
Hair mask.
…
Hair… Mask…
F*cking what?!
@GeckoD
/giphy hair_shirt
I flipped through the pictures three times, looking for a photo of a hair mask in use.
This looks like a job for the Singing Cowboy.
@zachhh I was really hoping for a picture of the product in action. I’ve never heard of a hair mask and can’t imagine …
Hair mask? Isn’t that a hat?
Are these N-95?
/giphy navigable-excitedly-porpoise
So that’s it – I thought it was turning gray, but it is just fading. Guess it’s my “old soldier.”
Hmm. I’d probably need 2-3 to get through my length of hair. Doubt it’s worth it.
@RiotDemon Actually those packages are pretty big. My hair goes to my mid back. As a mask I could easily get two uses out of it.
However, none of the ones they are offering here are the ones I like. This brand took my favorites out of production long ago. And the rose one stinks to high heaven.
@RiotDemon I second the comment below – their single use packs are really big and I can usually get 2 applications out of 1 pack!
@RiotDemon I can confirm that the packets contain more than enough to cover all my hair which is to my waist. I have the rose and peach one, it smells like those peach sugar gummy candies.
I might actually buy this but I’m super strict about what I put In my hair bc I dye it red and since I can’t see the ingredients I won’t take the chance. Even though it says no Paraben and sulfate… there sometimes is sneaky ingredients that will Strip color out.
Look
I know hair is dead, but there is a reason curly hair maintenance is so intense. It’s like those microfiber oil infused towels - I bought them b/c they were cheap and thought they sounded gimmicky but they honestly did amazing things to my hair. Husband ran them through a hot wash cycle and stripped the oils out, and I still haven’t entirely forgiven him.
Taking one for the team, getting the Coconut one. Will report back, for all my other curly haired pals out there
Can I use this on my beard hair?
I have novelty hair… you’d buy it on woot and gift it but you wouldn’t want it. I frankly think, we’re stuck with what we have, or had and there is nothing that change that… please to prove me wrong. Thank you.
@GAReed After my brother-in-law had chemotherapy his hair started to grow back. He had gone bald about 50 years ago. This known side effect happens often enough to be well documented.
If anyone is contemplating chemo for hair growth, I should point out that he also suffered acute chemo complications that were nearly fatal. The liver cancer has been in remission for a few years so far. So the treatment did save his life. You don’t want chemo unless the alternative is a likely early death.
Alas, the hair is still so fine, I can’t see it over zoom.
All 'yall talking about how dead things don’t need nourishment, leather would like to have a word with you.
@Catburd All you are doing with leather, and with hair is helping it keep from drying out more.
@Catburd Conditioning would be a more accurate term.
These came today. I was like WTF did I order? Wife is pleased.
Got mine the other day and love, love, love the hair masks!!!