4/30/20 As Porky would say:
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or to put it another way:
It’s been my pleasure to be the goat this month and it has been a great diversion during this time of CoViD19.
But my time is up, and a new (improved?) goat is waiting in the wings to assume the mantle and take up the slack. Just remember (to quote an ex-president):
So if there is any blame lying around you want to get rid of, now’s your chance… but you better hurry. This old goat is going fast…
PS @cinoclav … I will be watching my email for the invite to the clubhouse and the secret password… don’t forget me!
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@chienfou SCAPEGOAT! GRAPE COAT! I’M ON A BOAT!
It’s been great having you as GoaT, but you’re not really going anywhere. You’re just getting the upside down GoaT!
@chienfou is definitely the problem here.
/giphy bravo
well done, indeed!
At the risk of sounding like a fool… I’ve been trying to figure out (for a long time now) what the heck is up with the whole goat thing? Did I miss the story of meh. com somewhere? Jeeze… This brings me back to my school days of always being the one with the questions. No long story coming, i’ll reminisce in my head. …sure does feel good to be young again!
@chienfou SCAPEGOAT! GRAPE COAT! I’M ON A BOAT!
@Lynnerizer the short story is back in the day when meh first started on day 1 a bunch of glitches happened. Someone joked that someone should be the scapegoat. That person served a month as scapegoat. Every month since there has been a scapegoat. We generally blame them in a lighthearted was about anyyhing and everything that is in no way their fault. Sometimes they get unblames too or do funny threads. But mainly it is someone who takes the lighthearted frustrations.
@chienfou is why you didn’t get an IRK.
@CaptAmehrican
Thanks, it’s a good feelin to be in the know!! …and it didn’t hurt much at all, next time I won’t wait so long before raising my hand!!
@CaptAmehrican @Lynnerizer oohhh maybe our next victim…eerrr I MEAN Goat
@DrWorm is totally at fault here.
@chienfou Ooooh… I’m so sorry my friend. Government regulations stipulated a shutdown of the clubhouse. Unfortunately it will not be reopening, as we are unable to financially sustain operations. Truly a shame, as last month was probably it’s finest ever. Debauchery like you wouldn’t believe.
You know the worst part of this? The month still isn’t over so this is also officially your fault.
@chienfou mildly inconvenienced everyone with half-assed pranks on 4/1.
@cinoclav SonOfaBitch, just my luck…
@chienfou
@chienfou, @therealjrn put me in charge of the key months ago. If only I could remember where I put it…
I might be willing to see if I could help find it if you want…
A second line. The end of this month’s highjinx is nigh.
Looks like I’m on Overtime. My replacement hasn’t shown up yet… this is just like at work!
@chienfou Yes, that happened to several Goats. Not that I’m still upset about the extra 36 hours in the hot seat, of course.
@chienfou @OldCatLady some of us got lucky and had a truncated month
@OldCatLady @tinamarie1974
It figures!