@macromeh@OnionSoup@pmarin Well, true - their supreme feat of efficiency is being so pretty and irresistible that they con us into taking care of their every need, so they have lots of time to sleep.
Hey Ya’ll! You can actually just use a FREE All-Natural Lubricant from your partner!! Just do what all the smart young’uns are doing and follow the lead of Hailey Welch!! “Who?” you ask. You know, that very popular meme chick who tells you to just “Hawk Tuah” and SPIT on that thang!! Seems to keep her fella happy!!
Here’s her demonstration so ya’ll will know how it’s done:
@beachboui@ItalianScallion My father (Croatian/Italian descent) hinted to me in my younger days that olive oil could be used in many ways. Though we never talked specifically about how, I think it was clear.
@Kyeh Yeah, yeah, I know. I spelled margarita the Italian way because Italian is basically my second language at this point. And no, absolutely no. If I wanted a pizza that would slide down smoothly, I’d get a Regina’s pepperoni one and ask them to put it in a tray that would save the obscene amount of oil it would have.
@Kyeh No bibs. Yes, it looks delicious, but with all the olive oil and oil from the pepperoni (and maybe the cheeses?), it can be like a depth charge in the stomach. I was flabbergasted when I read Regina’s was rated the #1 pizza in America by Trip Advisor (whose hq is near Boston). A critic at the Boston Globe suggested that the rating was partly because of its fame and not quality. I’m much more on the fame side: Pizzeria Regina is 99 years old, the oldest pizzeria in Boston, and a must-visit for many tourists. Nevertheless, I give in to its delicious appearance and have a slice every year or two.
@DrunkCat@ItalianScallion@Kyeh Remember that I have spiel for Spam callers: “Hello this is Joe’s Cat shop. We serve Cat Pizza. it is Purrrrrfect, How many do you want to order?”
Then this showed up in my YouTube feed… I love it! NO I did not create it. I wish I had!
BTW If you want to use the Spiel, feel free. I would like to have other branches of Joes’s Cat shop serving Cat pizza!
Specs
Product: 4-Pack: Maxim Premium Personal Lubricant (Silicone or Water-Based, 4.4oz)
Model: MX24001-EXP10/1/2026, MX24002-EXP10/1/2026
Condition: New
What’s Included?
OR
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Mar 24
meh is heading down a slippery slope today!
What a slick deal . . .
@Pavlov I so agree!
This stuff is pretty slick. We went for about an hour or so with only half a bottle. Thanks Meh!!!
WD40 not a good enough option for some folks?
@OnionSoup Smells nice but it gets kind of sticky when it starts to dry.
@brennyn @OnionSoup And your not carbon neutral
@OnionSoup Mediocrebot thinks it’s awesome …
POPSOCKETS! COURT DOCKETS! FOLK ROCK HITS! AWESOME!
/showme Cats using Personal Lubricants to fix stuff!
@mediocrebot you did not expect me to have the Cats doing something naughty did you??
@mediocrebot @mycya4me
/showme cats doing something naughty
@mediocrebot Lots of sharp things and cats with opposing thumbs. This will not end well for humans. Or dogs…
@mediocrebot @pmarin
/showme things not ending well for dogs and humans because cats have opposable thumbs and sharp point objects.
@mediocrebot I don’t know why those humans are smiling, that cat is an angry mutant.
@OnionSoup Judging from the extra arms (and possible tail) it looks like the humans may have vacationed at Hanford a few too many times also.
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup
Because nobold y is sřiouly hured…
@mediocrebot @pmarin My cat has a “thumb” one his front paws… in other words 5 toes. He is quite spoiled. BTW Mirrors don’t Phase him one bit!
@mediocrebot @OnionSoup Nope! I have a Cat with 5 toes!
@mediocrebot 3 Arms on the Female a Knife handing in midair
@macromeh @OnionSoup I live downstream from Hanford. It never gets much attention anymore.
Fascinating history. Though supposedly a cleanup site, nuclear cores and fuel rods are still brought there for storage.
I don’t know if it can explain unusual number of toes on cats. Don’t give ‘em the thumbs, Man. and your internet password!
@macromeh @OnionSoup @pmarin Luckily cats are pretty lazy; mine sleeps about 80% of the time.
@Kyeh @macromeh @pmarin lazy? Or efficient?
Cats accomplish all they need to being awake only 8hrs a day. It takes humans twice as long. Cats are clearly more efficient than us
@macromeh @OnionSoup @pmarin Well, true - their supreme feat of efficiency is being so pretty and irresistible that they con us into taking care of their every need, so they have lots of time to sleep.
Meh is unhinged in the best way.
Hey Ya’ll! You can actually just use a FREE All-Natural Lubricant from your partner!! Just do what all the smart young’uns are doing and follow the lead of Hailey Welch!! “Who?” you ask. You know, that very popular meme chick who tells you to just “Hawk Tuah” and SPIT on that thang!! Seems to keep her fella happy!!
Here’s her demonstration so ya’ll will know how it’s done:
@IndifferentDude shhh! Meh needs to “off load” this stuff. They could’ve made a deal with Diddy, but he won’t be out before it expires.
@IndifferentDude @Shhnitzel you said “load”!
This offer is P Diddy approved!
@sjk3 I thought that Baby Oil was his thing?
@danoinct Only because it can be purchased in 50 gallon barrels for a discount, when Meh doesn’t have a sale on the good stuff.
A little tip from a 70 yr old guy with a hot gf. Coconut oil… anti-microbial and slick on your… well, you know. Can stain sheets, tho.
@beachboui I know… nothing worse than neglecting to lubricate a coconut.
@beachboui Good thing you have a hot gf or the coconut oil might solidify.
@beachboui @ItalianScallion My father (Croatian/Italian descent) hinted to me in my younger days that olive oil could be used in many ways. Though we never talked specifically about how, I think it was clear.
@beachboui @ItalianScallion @pmarin a different type of relationship goals
For folks who use AI this is a great buy while they’re bent over.
Can it make a margherita?
No, but if you add a little to your margherita, it will go down sooo smoothly.
@ItalianScallion Add it to this?
@Kyeh Yeah, yeah, I know. I spelled margarita the Italian way because Italian is basically my second language at this point. And no, absolutely no. If I wanted a pizza that would slide down smoothly, I’d get a Regina’s pepperoni one and ask them to put it in a tray that would save the obscene amount of oil it would have.
@ItalianScallion Yum! You could pair it with one of these:
@Kyeh
/showme an Italian guy eating a margherita pizza and drinking a margarita
Bravo @mediocrebot! Ben fatto!
@Kyeh Here’s a photo showing the oil swimming pool on a Regina’s pepperoni pizza.
@ItalianScallion @Kyeh
@ItalianScallion Wow. Do they provide bibs? It does look delicious.
@ItalianScallion @mycya4me OMG - that video is terrible! AI being its stupidest worst! @DrunkCat will be enraged by it, I bet.
@Kyeh No bibs.
Yes, it looks delicious, but with all the olive oil and oil from the pepperoni (and maybe the cheeses?), it can be like a depth charge in the stomach. I was flabbergasted when I read Regina’s was rated the #1 pizza in America by Trip Advisor (whose hq is near Boston). A critic at the Boston Globe suggested that the rating was partly because of its fame and not quality. I’m much more on the fame side: Pizzeria Regina is 99 years old, the oldest pizzeria in Boston, and a must-visit for many tourists. Nevertheless, I give in to its delicious appearance and have a slice every year or two. 
@ItalianScallion Oh, okay. 99 years is impressive!
@DrunkCat @ItalianScallion @Kyeh Remember that I have spiel for Spam callers: “Hello this is Joe’s Cat shop. We serve Cat Pizza. it is Purrrrrfect, How many do you want to order?”
Then this showed up in my YouTube feed… I love it! NO I did not create it. I wish I had!
BTW If you want to use the Spiel, feel free. I would like to have other branches of Joes’s Cat shop serving Cat pizza!
@DrunkCat @ItalianScallion @mycya4me Nah, I’m sorry, that video is terrible!
Mein Vienerschlider!
Not sure if we can use it all by the expiration date but we sure the hell are going to try.
Will this stuff work on axles and rods?