“Get a non-jolly standard set featuring classics like “trap-a-crap” & “smoky woods” or a jolly holiday set with a couple Christmas-themed scents sprinkled in.”
So, like when taking a dump, you won’t know what you’re getting?
@ThunderChicken It has alcohol and glycerin and probably some weird things to help it coat stuff, and essential oils themselves can be downright toxic. I’m sure something in it is on the Prop 65 list.
Oddly, I could not find anywhere a full list of the ingredients, only lists of what’s not in it. They do tell you it can cause rashes from skin contact and to call the Chem-Tel line if you ingest it …
This stuff works by coating the surface of the water with a layer of essential oils, so it won’t be effective if you regularly pile up logs clear past the water line and/or leak a lot of oil.
I can’t imagine getting this for anyone as a gift for Christmas. “your poo stinks, spray this and maybe we all won’t have to leave the house every time you take a crap!”
HELL NO! I work so hard at combining just the right gut destroying foods. I have it timed so my kids are forced to inhale the fecal funk after work. What good is taking a dump if no one can be enveloped in the thick, dank aroma?
I like the seasonal order numbers- I would order more of this stuff if my shelves weren’t already full of vanilla mint. (The vanilla mint is really nice.)
The stuff works great! I got Woo of Poo and Ship Happens that were previously offered.
I brought Woo of Poo on a roadtrip recently and my travelling partner and I used it in shared bathrooms, never having to leave the exhaust fan running like in the past.
I use Ship Happens here at work in the notoriously smelly restrooms to ‘make it better than I found it’.
I ordered this last time it came up, and it arrived with the bottles destroyed and l’eua d’ poo soaking the box. My delivery guy hasn’t spoken to me sense. I had to burn my house down to get the smell out. Having said that, this stuff does work. Highly recommended.
@f00l@jeromebill7718@sammydog01@therealjrn
Get a room! Or a site, fly a kite, bounce up and down all nite, don’t be trite end this lustful blight, make it right, keep those lines tight, aight?
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Jolly Holiday Scents
1x Secret Santa (2oz) - Cinnamon, Vanilla & Citrus natural essential oils
1x Merry Spritzmas (2oz) - Peppermint, Vanilla & Citrus natural essential oils
1x Lavender Vanilla (4oz) - Lavender, Vanilla & Citrus natural essential oils
1x Original Citrus (4oz) - Lemon, Bergamot and Lemongrass natural essential oils
Non-Jolly Scents
2x Trap a Crap (4oz) - Cedarwood & Citrus
2x Smoky Woods (2oz) - Cedar, Hickory, & Citrus
Price Comparison
[$45.14 for Holiday Set Variety
Secret Santa 2oz | Merry Spritzmas 2oz Lavender Vanilla 4oz | Original Citrus 4oz
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
Well that stinks.
Original scent is best
@Stallion original as in the scent without this creation?
this stuff is good. love the commercials
FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY!!!
@alacrity Yeah, take that shit outside.
“Get a non-jolly standard set featuring classics like “trap-a-crap” & “smoky woods” or a jolly holiday set with a couple Christmas-themed scents sprinkled in.”
So, like when taking a dump, you won’t know what you’re getting?
@Kerig3 That’s the thing with taking a dump; you never know what you’re getting. Corn? When the hell did I eat corn??!!
@ThunderChicken Stop it, now you’re making me wish they’d bring back the bags of melted candy corn.
This will not be here for Christmas parties, and I don’t want a Dirty Santa hanging around all year.
Condition new. So what exactly would used poo-pourri be like?
/giphy wonderful-endearing-gravy
@JadenStigman wonderful endearing gravy is one of the reasons for this product …
In for the Holiday scents
/giphy blustery-treasured-tinsel
@stolicat How appropriate!
toot toot y’all
/giphy chilly-goodhearted-snowangel
No harsh chemicals, aerosol, parabens, phthalates, or formaldehyde, and carries a Proposition 65 warning because, well, California.
@ThunderChicken It has alcohol and glycerin and probably some weird things to help it coat stuff, and essential oils themselves can be downright toxic. I’m sure something in it is on the Prop 65 list.
Oddly, I could not find anywhere a full list of the ingredients, only lists of what’s not in it. They do tell you it can cause rashes from skin contact and to call the Chem-Tel line if you ingest it …
So I bought a set anyway.
This stuff works by coating the surface of the water with a layer of essential oils, so it won’t be effective if you regularly pile up logs clear past the water line and/or leak a lot of oil.
@brennyn Pictures or it never happened.
I can’t imagine getting this for anyone as a gift for Christmas. “your poo stinks, spray this and maybe we all won’t have to leave the house every time you take a crap!”
@nirvanarush2112 My wife gave me a set last year. Let’s just say it was more of a present for herself and the kids than me!
@nirvanarush2112 I giv em to my 20something year old neices every year and they LOVE IT!!!
HELL NO! I work so hard at combining just the right gut destroying foods. I have it timed so my kids are forced to inhale the fecal funk after work. What good is taking a dump if no one can be enveloped in the thick, dank aroma?
Just what I need, a migraine after every time I poop.
I like the seasonal order numbers- I would order more of this stuff if my shelves weren’t already full of vanilla mint. (The vanilla mint is really nice.)
@sammydog01 far as I can tell the two scents I got smelled the same.
The stuff works great! I got Woo of Poo and Ship Happens that were previously offered.
I brought Woo of Poo on a roadtrip recently and my travelling partner and I used it in shared bathrooms, never having to leave the exhaust fan running like in the past.
I use Ship Happens here at work in the notoriously smelly restrooms to ‘make it better than I found it’.
Poo-Pourri for Christmas??? How disrespectful! What’s scheduled for tomorrow - a bidet???
@richferg So, what are you saying, if you give this as an X-Mas gift, have a shitty Christmas? And a Crappy New Year!
@richferg @rtjhnstn yeah-Poo!!!
A dumpy Holiday and a dung-aroo tick.
An excremental good time and fecal greetings.
How many will arrive leaking? My mailbox smelled for a month after the last leaking poo-pourri
I’m never using this stuff again. It burns like hell.
Get the Peppermint. It smells just like you crapped a candy cane!
“Use in well-ventilated area.” If I had a well-ventilated area I wouldn’t need these.
I ordered this last time it came up, and it arrived with the bottles destroyed and l’eua d’ poo soaking the box. My delivery guy hasn’t spoken to me sense. I had to burn my house down to get the smell out. Having said that, this stuff does work. Highly recommended.
@txag96 so you are saying your box smells good now?
/giphy jingling-treasured-merriment
My wife got the Christmas set for me last year. My daughter says they both smell like Froot Loops, which is no longer her favorite cereal now.
Id order if i could get a set of CITRUS ONLY!! The others scents flare up my migraines!!
Not very discreet
You can pick these up at the dollar store for…wait for it…A Dollar!!
Order confirmation: wooley-enduring-fragrance
Isn’t that why I ordered this stuff in the first place?
You’ve gotta be shitting me.
@jeromebill7718 You. I like you. I hope you stick around!
Have you met @sammydog01 or @f00l yet?
@f00l @jeromebill7718 @sammydog01 @therealjrn
Get a room! Or a site, fly a kite, bounce up and down all nite, don’t be trite end this lustful blight, make it right, keep those lines tight, aight?
@f00l @jeromebill7718 @therealjrn
Well that sucks!!! I ordered the holiday set and got the men’s trap a crap set
It’s been 6 days, the order is late and cannot get a satisfactory answer from MEH.
@irafox Huh.
The posted estimated delivery window for this item is the 17th through the 23rd. Today is the 19th.
Did you mean to post this on another item?
Merry Spritzman is my new fave!