Put a stop to free radicals and restore a radiant glow to your skin with an effective pairing of organic spearmint and green tea.
Live naturally cleanses your system with every sip of this mellow tasting tea.
Green tea, spearmint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Breathe:
A carefully balanced blend of eucalyptus, thyme, and mint, BREATHE is the cup of tea that makes sure every inhale and exhale is at its full potential by clearing the sinuses.
Eucalyptus, thyme, mint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Digest:
Free yourself from the tight, gassy feeling of overindulgence with a cup of DIGEST tea.
Anise, chamomile, and mint join forces to naturally soothe the bowels and calm the occasional discomfort of indigestion.
Anise, chamomile, mint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Go:
When you’re ready to say goodbye to needing to go feeling, GO is an aromatic blend of senna, anise, lemon balm, mint, and licorice root that gets things moving along while also promoting regularity.
Senna, licorice, anise, lemon balm, and mint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Rest:
Shed the stress of the daily grind with a calming blend of lemon balm and passionflower.
With each passing sip, REST will gently rock you into a mellow sleep and leave you refreshed for the next day.
Lemon balm and passionflower herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
Directions:
Add boiling water
Brew for 5 minutes
Enjoy
What’s in the Box?
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Live (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Breathe (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Digest (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Go (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Rest (16 Sachets per box)
@boygenius1991 Senna has been used as a laxative for a long time. Figure it should be like eating too many sugar-free gummi bears. If you like the flavor of Licorice and Anise, you should like that Go tea. The Breathe would be like mild Halls cough drop. The Live would be a nice Mint Tea blend. The Digest is mostly chamomile and mint. The Rest would be a mild fruity flavor.
I have not had these teas, but have had plenty of herbal teas, so have a decent idea of the flavors involved.
More than 9¢ per teabag, for tea blends of unknowable quality = Nope. Nope, nope. I’m only holding on to my VMP until I screw up and miss a day, at this point (and for a while now, too. Also.)
@cbl_wv I hear you on the VMP, but this is (sadly) a decent price for herbal/medicinal teas. Anything beyond Tetley or Lipton plain black or green teas is going to run at least this much. The fancier/trendier/look-for-me-in-the-organic-section-or-your-local-Whole-Foods brands are twice as much and more.
@cbl_wv Pooping by the tea cup is NOT cheap. Classic poop tea on Amazon, 96 bags, 27 bucks, about 28 cents per bag… 9 cents/poop for those 64 bags of poop magic seems a good deal… plus you get all the others teas that have ‘magical’ properties…
I just like tea for tea’s sake. No witchcraft needed. Also the branding and packaging look pretty cool. Unfortunately we are full up on tea at the moment, or I would buy.
Specs
HELPS Functional Tea Live:
HELPS Functional Tea Breathe:
HELPS Functional Tea Digest:
HELPS Functional Tea Go:
HELPS Functional Tea Rest:
Directions:
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$99.75 for 320 Pack of Rest Style at Food Service Direct
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Aug 5 - Wednesday, Aug 10
Trogdor!
Hope this … helps
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Oh great, poop tea. Woo aside, do these teas taste good, and how severe is the diarrhoea they give you?
@boygenius1991 lol…only 1 is a poop tea. I’m guessing you focussed on that for a reason though.
@boygenius1991 Oh! haha…I thought “go” meant energy tea to “getup and go”.
@boygenius1991 The Senna will probably get things moving pretty well. Proceed with caution.
@boygenius1991 Senna has been used as a laxative for a long time. Figure it should be like eating too many sugar-free gummi bears. If you like the flavor of Licorice and Anise, you should like that Go tea. The Breathe would be like mild Halls cough drop. The Live would be a nice Mint Tea blend. The Digest is mostly chamomile and mint. The Rest would be a mild fruity flavor.
I have not had these teas, but have had plenty of herbal teas, so have a decent idea of the flavors involved.
OH MY GOD THEY HAD A REGULAR SIZE CHILD PUSH A GIANT ROOMBA IN AN ABSURDLY LARGE ROOM AND SUCK UP GLEN!!!
Hey everyone… Check it out: meh has tea to spill.
Sachets paper or plastic?
@username Paper
Will this help with my 2020?
@jmoor783 No.
But you can enjoy some tea while reminiscing what a crappy year you’ve had.
They’ve changed their website to MediocreTeas?
Well, we can just sachet on over…
There are two teas in this pack that I might want. The rest would probably sit and take up space until I felt annoyed enough to throw em away.
My wife is allergic to most teas with anything other than just tea in them, so these are great!
/giphy ecstatic-superficial-animal
@GeneralAnubis Bad news, none of these contain any tea
@GeneralAnubis …What exactly do you think herbal tea is?
More than 9¢ per teabag, for tea blends of unknowable quality = Nope. Nope, nope. I’m only holding on to my VMP until I screw up and miss a day, at this point (and for a while now, too. Also.)
@cbl_wv I hear you on the VMP, but this is (sadly) a decent price for herbal/medicinal teas. Anything beyond Tetley or Lipton plain black or green teas is going to run at least this much. The fancier/trendier/look-for-me-in-the-organic-section-or-your-local-Whole-Foods brands are twice as much and more.
@cbl_wv fyi: this brand is sold in the USA at Meijer stores, Duane Reade and others.
@cbl_wv Pooping by the tea cup is NOT cheap. Classic poop tea on Amazon, 96 bags, 27 bucks, about 28 cents per bag… 9 cents/poop for those 64 bags of poop magic seems a good deal… plus you get all the others teas that have ‘magical’ properties…
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0009F3PJE
@alternatetheory @cbl_wv So you’re saying this gives you cheap shit!
No Pee Tea?
@heartny I loved him in the Little Rascals.
WTActualF?
I love drinking hot tea and trying new flavors/brands so this is a must buy for me. Now will Casemates ever sell a similar variety pack?
/buy
@JT954 It worked! Your order number is: paranoid-fantastical-alarm
/image paranoid fantastical alarm
@JT954 @mediocrebot yikes!
@JT954 @mediocrebot Want some Kool Aid with your tea??
/giphy airy-bulbous-cheddar
/buy3
Mr. T endorsed? He piTEAs the fool!
/giphy prissy-sulky-unicorn
/giphy worrisome-reputable-bait
I’ve got so much tea … need … to … drink…
Comes in 5 great flavors!
Straw
Grass
Hay
Slightly More Grassy
Straw Again But This Time With Eucalyptus (because everyone knows that tastes awesome)
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
@Pufferfishy .
The ingredients in the Breath tea seem tame. I had some “Breathe Easy” tea once and I felt like I had taken a hit of speed.
@Citymars Does that tea contain ephedra? It can give you the same rush as Sudafed. And the same problems.
@yeld It must have had something like that; I don’t have the tea package anymore (I threw it out).
I just like tea for tea’s sake. No witchcraft needed. Also the branding and packaging look pretty cool. Unfortunately we are full up on tea at the moment, or I would buy.
Beware the dread senna fruit. It tastes ok, but makes you poot. Have too much and you may shoot.
At least today’s deal is not a Bluetooth speaker.
This is so much tea. Why am I doing this?
/buy
@sleuth It worked! Your order number is: hurried-sour-rice
/image hurried sour rice
/giphy sedate-glittery-goose
@rogermendez12 love that image. wonder what the story is behind it?
Mr. Harrington’s problems with the tea escaping might be solved if they used sachets.
Excellent clicky face today. One of my top favorites.