Put a stop to free radicals and restore a radiant glow to your skin with an effective pairing of organic spearmint and green tea.
Live naturally cleanses your system with every sip of this mellow tasting tea.
Green tea, spearmint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Breathe:
A carefully balanced blend of eucalyptus, thyme, and mint, BREATHE is the cup of tea that makes sure every inhale and exhale is at its full potential by clearing the sinuses.
Eucalyptus, thyme, mint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Digest:
Free yourself from the tight, gassy feeling of overindulgence with a cup of DIGEST tea.
Anise, chamomile, and mint join forces to naturally soothe the bowels and calm the occasional discomfort of indigestion.
Anise, chamomile, mint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Go:
When you’re ready to say goodbye to needing to go feeling, GO is an aromatic blend of senna, anise, lemon balm, mint, and licorice root that gets things moving along while also promoting regularity.
Senna, licorice, anise, lemon balm, and mint herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
HELPS Functional Tea Rest:
Shed the stress of the daily grind with a calming blend of lemon balm and passionflower.
With each passing sip, REST will gently rock you into a mellow sleep and leave you refreshed for the next day.
Lemon balm and passionflower herbal supplement
16 Sachets per box, includes 4 boxes
Caffeine-free
USDA Organic
Directions:
Add boiling water
Brew for 5 minutes
Enjoy
What’s in the Box?
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Live (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Breathe (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Digest (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Go (16 Sachets per box)
4 Boxes HELPS Functional Tea Rest (16 Sachets per box)
Haven’t opened these yet since the last time Meh sold these. I bought an electric tea kettle last week to motivate me to drink more hot tea in general.
@JT954 Just in the past week I finally started using my electric tea kettle I’d asked for for Christmas. Makes it easy to make tea right in my home office. It’s great; I don’t know why I waited so long…
@JT954, take some Ritlin, White Crosses, or Crystal Meth!! Maybe, that’ll get your fn ass movin, JT!! Gheez,…my Mom’s slow, but she’s old!! Jus a little sarcasm to start off the fn week!!
@JT954@Trinityscrew, maybe, I’m just not good at this, but I was replying to JT954, but the above comment says this comment came from Trinityscrew & the other reply was to a comment by Thunder Chicken, so I’m rather lost [as usual] On a brighter note, my pain meds arrive from the VA today via UPS, so there’s that!! BTW¹, it’s good that I was talking about My Mom & no one else’s!! BTW², I did mean Ritalin, but I get lazy about checking my spelling & don’t fn use my keyboard spell-check, so at the wee hours I just usually let others correct my very sloppy spelling! Thankya, Thankyaverymuch, and My Bad!! Finally, BTW³, on the drug recommendations, I was using 35 & 50 yr old knowledge & Was just pulling one of you guy’s leg!! As I said, I really don’t know who I’m smartin off to anymore at this fn point!! Again, My Bad!!
@JT954@sammydog01@Trinityscrew, come on now, sammydog,…coke¿…just to open a package of tea & ah tea kettle¿?Well, maybe, but dat job shouldn’t take no more than 2-3 snorts,… 4 if they’re really tired!!
I make my own tea!!! So strong when I fart it smells like KGB! When i go the bathroom smells like KGB! It makes for a really good shit, regular as it gets too! I will not go any farther as to what i was thinking of doing with the poo, but rest assured the people i dislike, will think it is really good. well i leave it up to your imagination…
man, today more than any day of pandemic times, i want to be in the actual office so i can read this writeup aloud to my coworkers in a goofy voice. this was a fun one
90 day warranty. How’s that work? Could I drink part or the whole thing, say it didn’t work, then return all the used tea bags and get a complete refund?
Specs
HELPS Functional Tea Live:
HELPS Functional Tea Breathe:
HELPS Functional Tea Digest:
HELPS Functional Tea Go:
HELPS Functional Tea Rest:
Directions:
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$99.75 for 320 Pack of Rest Style at Food Service Direct
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Aug 5 - Wednesday, Aug 10
Halps me!
This is not Tuesday or Thursday. Shall we go with Tonday? Today feels heavy…
@speediedelivery, or what about Noday, or Nofuckinday!!
Shouldn’t Meh be selling dysfunctional tea?
@Gumby, what about, Mr T¿? “Pity Da Fool!!”
@decoratedwarvet He and his wife are busy making bloody mary mix.
@Gumby “dysfunctional” perfectly describes the marketing intuition of the copywriter for these teas. They gave “go time” a whole new meaning.
Well, the Go works.
Haven’t opened these yet since the last time Meh sold these. I bought an electric tea kettle last week to motivate me to drink more hot tea in general.
It remains unopened as well.
@JT954 Just in the past week I finally started using my electric tea kettle I’d asked for for Christmas. Makes it easy to make tea right in my home office. It’s great; I don’t know why I waited so long…
@JT954, take some Ritlin, White Crosses, or Crystal Meth!! Maybe, that’ll get your fn ass movin, JT!! Gheez,…my Mom’s slow, but she’s old!! Jus a little sarcasm to start off the fn week!!
@JT954 definitely read “eclectic kettle.” I want one of those now.
@decoratedwarvet @JT954 Hi DWV! My Mom’s DEAD. She doesn’t move at all, so there’s that.
I think you mean Ritalin, or generically, methylphenidate.
As far as the white crosses and crystal meth, I’ll defer to you on that. I’m not really educated or familiar with any of the street drugs.
@JT954 @Trinityscrew, maybe, I’m just not good at this, but I was replying to JT954, but the above comment says this comment came from Trinityscrew & the other reply was to a comment by Thunder Chicken, so I’m rather lost [as usual] On a brighter note, my pain meds arrive from the VA today via UPS, so there’s that!! BTW¹, it’s good that I was talking about My Mom & no one else’s!! BTW², I did mean Ritalin, but I get lazy about checking my spelling & don’t fn use my keyboard spell-check, so at the wee hours I just usually let others correct my very sloppy spelling! Thankya, Thankyaverymuch, and My Bad!! Finally, BTW³, on the drug recommendations, I was using 35 & 50 yr old knowledge & Was just pulling one of you guy’s leg!! As I said, I really don’t know who I’m smartin off to anymore at this fn point!! Again, My Bad!!
@decoratedwarvet @JT954 @Trinityscrew
@JT954 @kangaroux @Trinityscrew, okay,…where did the kangaroo come from¿?
@decoratedwarvet @JT954 @Trinityscrew Maybe cocktails and cocaine?
@JT954 @sammydog01 @Trinityscrew, come on now, sammydog,…coke¿…just to open a package of tea & ah tea kettle¿?Well, maybe, but dat job shouldn’t take no more than 2-3 snorts,… 4 if they’re really tired!!
@decoratedwarvet @JT954 @sammydog01 @Trinityscrew my favorite meh video ever. Truly a gem
I make my own tea!!! So strong when I fart it smells like KGB! When i go the bathroom smells like KGB! It makes for a really good shit, regular as it gets too! I will not go any farther as to what i was thinking of doing with the poo, but rest assured the people i dislike, will think it is really good. well i leave it up to your imagination…
@terrry Leave your poo on the door step in a sealed Amazon box. Just don’t forget.
@terrry @tweezak, that should cure a ‘porch pirate’ , butt maybe they’re lookin for homemade tea poo
!!
So this is basically functionali-tea… in a bag, in a box, on sale…
HELPS! I need some bleh tea
HELPS! Not just any meh tea
HELPS! Nope, I’ll pass on this one
HEEEELPS!
More snake oil. Really?
I gots Diarrhea, so what in the hell do I need this Sh
it Tea for!!
That’s too much money for repackaged and dehydrated flavored water.
man, today more than any day of pandemic times, i want to be in the actual office so i can read this writeup aloud to my coworkers in a goofy voice. this was a fun one
Sure am glad that meh has also gotten into the MLM scheme that all the Facebook friends are on. The pooping tea!
FFS… bought this last time it was up, on Aug. 27, for $29
Now they are more motivated to ‘move’ these so down to $24. Suck it Meh!
“… and me.” Also “But,” not “Nut.” The sloppiness easily ruins a good write-up.
@Imposter Lol, I especially don’t know how I managed to miss ‘nut.’ I promise I read these things over before loading them.
Is there an expiration date on T bags sorry about yr mom
@mehgareth Yeah. My Mom had an expiration date. Not sure about the tea.
I stocked up on this tea I’ve never tried before. I hope it doesn’t suck, that would be travestea.
90 day warranty. How’s that work? Could I drink part or the whole thing, say it didn’t work, then return all the used tea bags and get a complete refund?
@Pete_Conrad Try it and let us know for next time. I’m sure there’s gonna be a next time.
Herbal tea ≈ cat piss
where’s the tea for fucking?
So um from any who dared before, does it taste good?
Would a tea drinker enjoy the flavor if they ignored the ancient herbal healing properties?