@saodell Still overpriced at $2.66. I think a 6"x6" cloth can be made for a dime and windex probably costs $0.30 to make. I find it hard to believe anyone paid over $20 for this product.
@densa Claims to be antibacterial Got a 5 and 3 year old, So I have spent way too much time in public restrooms over the last five years And I can tell you, three out of four dudes are on their phones while they are sitting on the crapper. And half of them don't wash their hands when they're done So buying these as stocking stuffers for everyone you know is an investment in your own personal health, unless you want to just stop shaking hands with anybody ever again Which actually isn't A bad policy People are groß
@saodell Yeah, but almost all spray cleaners are antibacterial. They're made with alcohol to speed up the drying process and alcohol is great for antibacterial purposes.
@RedOak they are not telling us what the kardashians are up to, or showing an article on a project that just happens to be a disney product, so can't be abc. :)
@evoleye Glad you're here, sorry if you felt attacked. Thought you might not know that your stars are visible, and I think you're reading into my responses. Clean slate, enjoy the forums.
@evoleye the stars are for funsies - there's even a chrome extension that stars all of your comments for you. Some of us enjoy heckling self-starrers, but it's all in good fun and not meant to be mean. There are definitely some cliquish behaviors here - many of us came from woot years ago and have history - but several newcomers have popped in and made themselves right at home, bringing new ideas and attitudes with them. We'd love to have you stick around and try the forums on for size. If you're not sure where to start, we have beer enthusiasts, purple lovers, a digital vacation thread, drone addicts, crafters, and more that I'm forgetting.
@evoleye Just watch out, sometimes they accept a newcomer so much that they make them a scapegoat for all their troubles. Just like in real life, people often geek out together based on similar tastes, but the great thing about meh is that there are so many different tastes, you have a good chance of finding something interesting.
@spookiecat did you know that if you haven't used your VMP for the last full month of your membership, you can cancel and meh will automatically refund your $5?
@ooglek That's how it works! (They may change this in the future, though.) If you choose to cancel, give it 10 business days for your bank to process the refund - you don't have to ask support or anything - it's automatic!)
What a stupid waste of my time this site has been. I blame myself for coming back regularly of a full month. If it were at least funny I could offer forgiveness. So I'll just have to sign off with the best honesty that they have: Meh!
@LDBrandhorst Didn't Irk do a "maybe it bothers me more then it should" about people announcing departures on forums? or was that somebody else? Link ?
@ceagee I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I will no longer be reading departure announcements here or anywhere else. The slightest whiff of "maybe it's me" or "waste of time" or "I'm outta here" and I will immediately direct my gaze an entire inch below wherever I was, skipping to the next post without so much as a "by your leave, sir."
@LDBrandhorst I too am leaving in protest against against those who insist on posting "I am leaving because.....blah, blah, blah" postings. And I will not let the door hit my ass on the way out................(Is is safe to come back yet?) BTW -- I'm in for one.
@saodell Actually sitting on the floor in the garage. At least what's left of them. I noticed the other day that the gf seems to be giving them away to everyone she knows. That has to stop immediately.
@saodell That one stung. I have enough Grime Boss wipes to clean up the whole Zombie Apocalypse! At least enough for LA after episode 6 of Fear the Walking Dead
We have sunken to the depths of the dollar store two for $1 bin. What next, a 3-Pack of microfiber washcloths for $8? Oh wait, these ARE a 3-Pack of microfiber washcloths for $8!!!
@equable1 I think the last time I saw Microfiber washcloths at the dollar store they were literally $1 for a pack of three. Sans spayer of course. Spit is better anyway :€
No more will that Philly steak and cheese with 2 packets of mayo result in a smudged up iPhone screen during lunch. Three orders with three cleaner thingys with 300 squirts each means 2,700 smudge free philly cheese steaks.
@discmaster@saodell Actually, if he's going to tell us he's putting mayo on a cheesesteak then please leave 'Philly' out of the name. You can't desecrate our food that way. (My personal favorite from John's)
@JonT I recall you mentioning that you had a TL cheesesteak. I'm going to see Nitro Circus tonight and decided I need a cheesesteak beforehand. John's has outdoor seating and little of it is covered. If it's raining, which it's supposed to do at some point this evening, my next choice is Tony Luke's since they're close. Overall I'd actually say TL's is somewhere around 5th best. It really is amazing just how much better a homegrown sandwich can be over the imitators across the country. You make it back to Philly and I'll take you on the cheesesteak tour. Come hungry. :)
I can't help but to feel that someone needs to be blamed here, but I can't quite figure out who ...
On a different note, thank you @jaremelz for leaving a purple kitty for me to find at my local Goodwill. This supplements the copies I bought when it ran at TeeTurtle.
This is an excellent price. The fact that the package specifies it's for idevices seems hella misleading to me, but that's what monster does as it's main business strategy
Nah, I always need something to clean my Monitor.. Too much WOW and popping beers..lol Cigs, UGH.. The cleaner that BB sells is much more expensive.. And I am out, so in for 3... Xmas presents keep stacking up...
In for one just because I'm tired of waiting for people to ask, "Hey! Is that a Monster in your pocket?" and now I'll just be able to work it into the conversation myself.
I'm honestly quite surprised anyone is jumping at this. Is it just because of the inflated Monster prices? Already have dozens of microfiber cleaning cloths and cleaning solutions that were thrown in with cheapo screen protectors and dollar store lens cleaning kits...
Specs
Condition: New
Warranty: 90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery: 10/18 - 10/20
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
What’s in the Box?
3x 20mL bottle of CleanTouch spray
3x Microfiber cleaning cloth
3x Carrying pouch
Pictures
Either very festive or very grim
Three retail boxes
Bottles and cloths
Included in one
Hand for scale
Price Comparison
$74.85 List, $61.14 (for 3) at Amazon
Find a relevant price comparison? Please share it in a comment in this thread
Warranty
90 days
I'm surprised it's not called ICloth
Monster deal
holy crap this sucks :) meeh
Monster = Overpriced Crap
Meh.
@densa
Sure
But at $2.66 each?
@saodell mircrofibers cloths are about 25 cents each on ebay, so still 10x as much.
@saodell Still overpriced at $2.66. I think a 6"x6" cloth can be made for a dime and windex probably costs $0.30 to make. I find it hard to believe anyone paid over $20 for this product.
@densa
Claims to be antibacterial
Got a 5 and 3 year old, So I have spent way too much time in public restrooms over the last five years
And I can tell you, three out of four dudes are on their phones while they are sitting on the crapper. And half of them don't wash their hands when they're done
So buying these as stocking stuffers for everyone you know is an investment in your own personal health, unless you want to just stop shaking hands with anybody ever again
Which actually isn't A bad policy
People are groß
@saodell Yeah, but almost all spray cleaners are antibacterial. They're made with alcohol to speed up the drying process and alcohol is great for antibacterial purposes.
Is that Glen in the photo?
@cengland0 It was... Sniff sniff
@cengland0 He needs the Heimlich maneuver
@cinoclav Stop smelling Glen, it's making me uncomfortable.
Can you wipe a server with these?
@bradyson depends how much you tip
@nadroj bubba's wife was asking...
@bradyson
@bradyson @evoleye
@KDemo looks more like ABC News.
@RedOak they are not telling us what the kardashians are up to, or showing an article on a project that just happens to be a disney product, so can't be abc. :)
@thismyusername Wouldn't know. Haven't watched anything on the trash network in years. Just saw the letters in the corner.
@evoleye Did you know we can see who starred your post?
@KDemo lol, are your jimmies really that rustled over a Hillary gif?
@evoleye lol. Apparently not enough to star my own response.
@KDemo I'm new here. It was inadvertent and removed thanks to your indignation. Didn't need it anyway. Keep fighting the good fight, friend.
@evoleye Glad you're here, sorry if you felt attacked. Thought you might not know that your stars are visible, and I think you're reading into my responses. Clean slate, enjoy the forums.
@evoleye the stars are for funsies - there's even a chrome extension that stars all of your comments for you. Some of us enjoy heckling self-starrers, but it's all in good fun and not meant to be mean.
There are definitely some cliquish behaviors here - many of us came from woot years ago and have history - but several newcomers have popped in and made themselves right at home, bringing new ideas and attitudes with them. We'd love to have you stick around and try the forums on for size.
If you're not sure where to start, we have beer enthusiasts, purple lovers, a digital vacation thread, drone addicts, crafters, and more that I'm forgetting.
@KDemo Very much appreciated.
@evoleye Just watch out, sometimes they accept a newcomer so much that they make them a scapegoat for all their troubles. Just like in real life, people often geek out together based on similar tastes, but the great thing about meh is that there are so many different tastes, you have a good chance of finding something interesting.
@Thumperchick
Thanks much for the info!
Edit to add: I'm an old Wooter from the robomower days, and been on Meh for a year, but not very active on either forum. Hopefully that will change.
@evoleye you've already won me over with your awkward Picard.
@KDemo nothing wrong with starring your own post, go ahead, release yourself, liberation!
@DMlivezey - haha, can't say I've never done it, but not since it went public ;-) True confessions.
Crap... I have an Android device. Not compatible.
@Tin_Foil Came here to ask if these were compatible with non-iDevices.
This deal is a Wipeout!! Spread the news !
Oh my, this is very meh. I wonder if it's legal to use on an Android device or it will self-destruct?
@heartny
Nope. Can't use the $3 cleaner. Gotta use the free one with all the ads.
WTFITS?!?
:|
Are these are any good for eyeglasses, or will I regret their leaving a "'microthin' fingerprint-resistant coating that makes cleaning easier"? O_O
I might've been in at $3 for 8, but not the other way around.
KuoH
@kuoh At first, that's what I read and almost bought and then realized it wasn't quite the deal I saw.
@cengland0 came here to say this
@kuoh
Gimme 83 for $38!
Can I use this to clean my tv? My toddler has some massive finger print smudges all over it
@ofrory yes, but you'll need all 3 for that
@ofrory Why does your toddler have massive fingers??
@ofrory Simply give your toddler a bath. Bingo. Finger print smudges gone from your toddler.
@ofrory 5th bullet, "Works on LCD screens, TVs, laptops, monitors, etc"
@cengland0 thanks! I didn't see it with this funky meh app I'm using.
@ofrory
Thought you were going to say, didn't see it through all the smudges on my screen.
Want my MEH membership reimbursed due to excessive Monster crap...
Just sell out to Amazon already -- so we can all be universally disappointed.
@spookiecat did you know that if you haven't used your VMP for the last full month of your membership, you can cancel and meh will automatically refund your $5?
@Thumperchick so if I sign up to VMP on September 1, it renews October 1, and I cancel October 31, never using it in October, I'm only out $5?
@ooglek That's how it works! (They may change this in the future, though.) If you choose to cancel, give it 10 business days for your bank to process the refund - you don't have to ask support or anything - it's automatic!)
@Thumperchick
Are these worthwhile stocking stuffers or just worthless shit?
I'm leaning toward worthless shit.
SDF!!!?
What a stupid waste of my time this site has been. I blame myself for coming back regularly of a full month. If it were at least funny I could offer forgiveness. So I'll just have to sign off with the best honesty that they have: Meh!
@LDBrandhorst that's the spirit!
@LDBrandhorst it has been a true pleasure. Bye.
@LDBrandhorst Didn't Irk do a "maybe it bothers me more then it should" about people announcing departures on forums? or was that somebody else?
Link ?
@ceagee
I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I will no longer be reading departure announcements here or anywhere else. The slightest whiff of "maybe it's me" or "waste of time" or "I'm outta here" and I will immediately direct my gaze an entire inch below wherever I was, skipping to the next post without so much as a "by your leave, sir."
@ceagee
@Thumperchick Thank you ! I didn't just dream about Irk doing that .
@LDBrandhorst Don't let the door hit ya in the ass....or do, whatever.
@LDBrandhorst
BYE FELICIA!
@LDBrandhorst Well there ya go! You just made this thread funny. Obviously you were what was missing all along!
@LDBrandhorst I too am leaving in protest against against those who insist on posting "I am leaving because.....blah, blah, blah" postings. And I will not let the door hit my ass on the way out................(Is is safe to come back yet?)
BTW -- I'm in for one.
@Thumperchick I missed this the first time around. Now it's my new favorite MIBMMTIS. Thanks for sharing.
@LDBrandhorst A friend just posted this on Facebook. Perfect timing.
@LDBrandhorst Ooooh, do I see a November goat?
@saodell duly noted. If I leave I need to make a long enough post that it's more than an inch!
When I stroll into meh and see @LDBrandhorst
@sohmageek That's what she said!
@Thumperchick Awesome
@cinoclav Now it's getting more interesting. Maybe I'll have to sign off more often. ;-)
Geez, everything Monster is overprized. I might be willing to pay $3 for 8 of them. Maybe next time Meh. Meh.
@ponagathos I bought an overprized box of Cracker Jacks once. Too many baseball cards, not enough peanuts.
Can we use these to clean our speaker docks?
@jzmacdaddy yes.
@jzmacdaddy Can clean your L.Cock, too.
The burning sensation is to be expected. And sorry if the wiping cloth is too big for you..
Not for personal hygiene, I assume?
@awk they're for anything you want to sanitize, remember it's alcohol and ammonia free! Personally I like alcohol though
@awk
Use the spray to revitalize your Grime Boss wipes that are sitting on a shelf in the garage somewhere.
@robson
Would be great for personal hygiene because they're in TSA approved bottles.
@saodell Actually sitting on the floor in the garage. At least what's left of them. I noticed the other day that the gf seems to be giving them away to everyone she knows. That has to stop immediately.
@saodell That one stung. I have enough Grime Boss wipes to clean up the whole Zombie Apocalypse! At least enough for LA after episode 6 of Fear the Walking Dead
Ships free with Prime?
@satih Not prime, VMP.
Shipping: $5 or free with VMP
Click here if you don't know what VMP is: https://mediocre.com/vmp
We have sunken to the depths of the dollar store two for $1 bin. What next, a 3-Pack of microfiber washcloths for $8? Oh wait, these ARE a 3-Pack of microfiber washcloths for $8!!!
@equable1 "Monster" ones, totally worth it. 5* on Amazon!
@equable1 I think the last time I saw Microfiber washcloths at the dollar store they were literally $1 for a pack of three. Sans spayer of course. Spit is better anyway :€
This deal sucks almost as much as forced pagination. legible-worthy-tortilla
No more will that Philly steak and cheese with 2 packets of mayo result in a smudged up iPhone screen during lunch. Three orders with three cleaner thingys with 300 squirts each means 2,700 smudge free philly cheese steaks.
@discmaster
Ok ... if you're going to tell us it's mayo ... we're not going to question you. Mayo, of course. (Whistles as he walks away.)
@discmaster @saodell Actually, if he's going to tell us he's putting mayo on a cheesesteak then please leave 'Philly' out of the name. You can't desecrate our food that way. (My personal favorite from John's)
@cinoclav had a Philly cheesesteak in the airport from Tony Luke's and was blown away by how good it was.
A++++ would eat in or out of an airport again.
@JonT I recall you mentioning that you had a TL cheesesteak. I'm going to see Nitro Circus tonight and decided I need a cheesesteak beforehand. John's has outdoor seating and little of it is covered. If it's raining, which it's supposed to do at some point this evening, my next choice is Tony Luke's since they're close. Overall I'd actually say TL's is somewhere around 5th best. It really is amazing just how much better a homegrown sandwich can be over the imitators across the country. You make it back to Philly and I'll take you on the cheesesteak tour. Come hungry. :)
@cinoclav that's a deal that I will take you up on if/when I'm back there!
@JonT Made it to John's tonight!
Am I too late for the "If it were 8 for $3" comment?
@Pufferfishy
Always room for one more!!
I can't help but to feel that someone needs to be blamed here, but I can't quite figure out who ...
On a different note, thank you @jaremelz for leaving a purple kitty for me to find at my local Goodwill. This supplements the copies I bought when it ran at TeeTurtle.
@narfcake Purple kitties!
On another note, I'm not getting some notifications and didn't see this. Bad, goat, bad!
I shave my legs... for this?
@Charliethedog It must be awkward for you to shave. To each their own, I guess...
This is an excellent price. The fact that the package specifies it's for idevices seems hella misleading to me, but that's what monster does as it's main business strategy
@Twiminy just want to point out that I appreciate your use of hella.
@Twiminy superb use of hella
All you really need is the microfiber cloth...
Nah, I always need something to clean my Monitor.. Too much WOW and popping beers..lol Cigs, UGH.. The cleaner that BB sells is much more expensive.. And I am out, so in for 3... Xmas presents keep stacking up...
In for one just because I'm tired of waiting for people to ask, "Hey! Is that a Monster in your pocket?" and now I'll just be able to work it into the conversation myself.
"And... it's sterile!" Oh, how they'll swoon.
@editorkid "Sure is. If you pump it a few times it'll squirt. Not to worry though, I have towels."
@cinoclav
People may not be in for 3 for $8, but the real question is - how many are in for 3 at $61 over at Amazon?
In for 2. Might be a nice stocking stuffer.
roomy-resilient-minotaur
@wishlish that's a sweet 'Taur, bruh.
@wishlish @jonT
I'm honestly quite surprised anyone is jumping at this. Is it just because of the inflated Monster prices? Already have dozens of microfiber cleaning cloths and cleaning solutions that were thrown in with cheapo screen protectors and dollar store lens cleaning kits...
@trisk better than Oakley http://www.oakley.com/en/mens/sunglasses/eyewear-accessories/lens-cleaning-kits/oakley-lens-cleaning-kit/product/WA4230001C/?skuCode=07-012&categoryCode=m021104
@trisk I admit it. I have a microfiber fetish.
Anyone else read this "Each one includes a little flask of alcohol-and-ammonia-free cleanser" and stop reading at alcohol?
@bruno187 It's a way of saying "distilled water" without admitting that it's just water.
Got three sets of three at 9:07 last night. I will pair one of these with a Bluetooth sticky shower speaker--BOOM gift for cousins.
@connorbush - Cousin Charlie? Is that you?
@KDemo Morris?!
@connorbush I got you the same gift!!
This is one of my best Meh purchases. Great stuff!