@Kidsandliz@yakkoTDI, i know a hooker that packs a small S&W 9mm & she would likely blow the penis off of whoever gave her some fn cheap jeans like these!! The days of picking on, harrassing, insulting & making fun of any woman are over & really should never ever have been tolerated in the 1st place! I’ know you were probably only being sarcastic & i love me some sarcasm, but i just wanted to mention this, so those knuckleheads who don’t know the difference between sarcasm satire, or banter & reality,…maybe this warnig will save them the shame of living without their small johnson! 🫢
@chienfou@werehatrack Transverse is much more common today, but vertical used to be more common. I think some people still get vertical incisions in the US, but I may be wrong on that.
@kittykat9180 and don’t have an apparent brand name. Nobody wants to be associated with this product. People who work for the company tell their family they sell drugs to avoid embarrassment.
@kittykat9180@medz@thompp Yeah their stuff looks really bad, and they don’t even sell jeans anymore. Plus the product pics are all fake, it’s a rendered image photoshopped onto a model. There’s no reason to ever do that with clothes unless you’re selling complete trash.
So now, instead of just making a dumb purchase on Meh, you’re contributing to the indentured servitude of corporate-sponsored gig culture, advancing global consolidation of the supply chain, and ever-so-gently teeing up the demise of the American family (probably).
I’m… I’m sorry. I… I didn’t know. OMG what have I done??!!
Seems cheap. But then getting pants that fit me is a challenge. Many have way to much fabric around the waist. I put them on & can pull them nearly up to my nipples. Mr. Highpants.
I either gotta try them on before buying or buy them someplace that’s easy to return. Costco has Lucky’s & Urban Star on sale for around $20 a pair regularly & they both seem to fit me well. & I can feel like an Urban Star when I wear them.
@Thatroom 32 isn’t enough when you’re at six feet or more, that’s 34+ territory. This sale’s range is for middles only. Even if I wore men’s jeans, none of these sizes would be useful for anyone here.
@Thatroom@werehatrack I mean if I wore mens jeans they would be far, far too long for me.
That said, someone is gonna wear them because nearly 600 purchases were made
@docF94 The Lee Extremes are quite nice. Good for walking around and some light hikes/exercise. They’re at least double the price of these. I’m gonna give em a whirl.
@docF94 I own several pair of Lee Extreme Motion (they are my favorite jeans), but they don’t come near this price point! I have found them on sale at Amazon, but nowhere near this price point for 3 pairs.
I just got these jeans. Its nice to see true sized jeans. They feel nice on the skin. Not heavy for the heat of summer. I wish I wouldve bought more. They were cheap but well worth the price for 3. Even if you used them for grunge work no mess on good pricey jeans.
Well, these were a big disappointment. I have only recently been able to squeeze back into 38s, but these are falling off of me like 42s. Very mis-sized. Length is accurate, but as they already are extremely short-waisted on me, I’m not sure trying to wash them in hot water would help. So I’m probably gonna return them. Another experience of online clothes shopping going awry.
I usually just wear dresses most of the time because it’s very hard for me to find pants that fit correctly. I chose a kind of random size because these were cheap and figured if they didn’t fit me they would fit someone else. This is some sisterhood of the traveling pants kinda stuff. They got me PERFECTLY!
Specs
Product: 3-Pack: Men’s Flex Stretch Slim Straight Jeans with 5 Pockets
Model: (3Pack) / MBJ-Jeans
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$59.99 at Walmart
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Dec 15 - Thursday, Dec 18
I wouldn’t put these on a dead hooker!
@yakkoTDI Probably a live hooker would be more fun. Of course if you had a live hooker they’d not be wearing them anyway.
@yakkoTDI Damn rigor mortis
@Kidsandliz @yakkoTDI, i know a hooker that packs a small S&W 9mm & she would likely blow the penis off of whoever gave her some fn cheap jeans like these!! The days of picking on, harrassing, insulting & making fun of any woman are over & really should never ever have been tolerated in the 1st place! I’ know you were probably only being sarcastic & i love me some sarcasm, but i just wanted to mention this, so those knuckleheads who don’t know the difference between sarcasm satire, or banter & reality,…maybe this warnig will save them the shame of living without their small johnson!
🫢
I can take a slim fit everywhere but the crotch. I need room to swang.
/giphy humblebrag
@fuzzmanmatt Maybe this will help https://www.wikihow.com/Tuck-and-Tape
@fuzzmanmatt,
“Just Ah Swangin” 
(Image form the Walmart price comp link.)
Party Pants!
@medz They apparently do not hold their blue dye well.
@medz “Regular”
@medz “partywear” looks like a fun party, he had lunch downtown alone and is now heading back to the office with his phone and purse.
@medz @phendrick The reviews at WM seem to be for the seller, not the product. Of course being WM, folks are posting their product review there anyway.
Only 30” and 32”?
/giphy not for tall people
@haydesigner Meh and mediocre hate tall people. No shirts or pants for us…
Meh.
/giphy Only Boy’s Sizes
@rcgrams how big a gal are ya?
Stretch = not real fabric
@brennyn well that’s false. Unless t shirts and underwear are made of not real fabric?
@brennyn What do you think fabric is, exactly?
@Telanis Not real, much like tables.
Hmmm. These thangs are really moving, as it were, in Texas. Hmm.
/showme what I’d look like in these jeans
@awk Sexy! Except for the creepy hands…
@mediocrebot You must be using my washer.
@mediocrebot One way to deal with the lack of usable pockets I guess… remove your fingers.
@awk Uh…looks like an AI photo. Too many fingers and, how do you get a butt crack in the front?
@awk @thevorlon
…C-section scar
@chienfou C-section is transverse.
@chienfou @werehatrack Transverse is much more common today, but vertical used to be more common. I think some people still get vertical incisions in the US, but I may be wrong on that.
You want me to do WHAT? Don’t you know how old I am?
I’m suspicious of any jeans that are that inexpensive.
@kittykat9180 and don’t have an apparent brand name. Nobody wants to be associated with this product. People who work for the company tell their family they sell drugs to avoid embarrassment.
@kittykat9180 @medz Brand is Galaxy by Harvic - nothing screams cheap, poorly made, throw away clothes like GBH on the label.
@kittykat9180 @medz @thompp Yeah their stuff looks really bad, and they don’t even sell jeans anymore. Plus the product pics are all fake, it’s a rendered image photoshopped onto a model. There’s no reason to ever do that with clothes unless you’re selling complete trash.
/showme man wearing Flex Stretch Slim Straight Jeans with 5 Pockets at a raging party
@medz
@mediocrebot that kind of party, eh?
/giphy theres a party in my pants
@mediocrebot @medz is that a bot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
/showme what goes on at a “raging party”
@mediocrebot what is the person with painted fingernails doing just out of frame at the bottom of the photo?!
@mediocrebot Raging parties melt faces. Got it.
Straight jeans for straight men? Sure, I’ll try them on.
/giphy Slim pickens
I’m… I’m sorry. I… I didn’t know. OMG what have I done??!!
Maybe 30 years ago I would’ve contemplated buying these, but my skinny hipster days are long gone.
@stolicat
maybe could have saved this guy’s job if they had done it sooner…
@chienfou @stolicat You just can’t be too careful nowadays.
Only sizes that I see, are for midgets. Neat. Got sizes for the fatties but not for us slim giants. Yawn.
Seems cheap. But then getting pants that fit me is a challenge. Many have way to much fabric around the waist. I put them on & can pull them nearly up to my nipples. Mr. Highpants.
I either gotta try them on before buying or buy them someplace that’s easy to return. Costco has Lucky’s & Urban Star on sale for around $20 a pair regularly & they both seem to fit me well. & I can feel like an Urban Star when I wear them.
@Joedetroit Like this?
@detailer Close… no suspenders & my glasses are not as large.
From a mother of two teen boys - THANK YOU!
@SnDMommy hope they thank you back
/giphy pathetic-plaid-kangaroo
we’re not all six foot tall. could you please try to add 42x30 or 42x28 with that?
@Thatroom 32 isn’t enough when you’re at six feet or more, that’s 34+ territory. This sale’s range is for middles only. Even if I wore men’s jeans, none of these sizes would be useful for anyone here.
@Thatroom @werehatrack I mean if I wore mens jeans they would be far, far too long for me.
That said, someone is gonna wear them because nearly 600 purchases were made
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lmao its all fat people sizing
@kuzaki how’re you gonna show a pic of slim dudes and only offer fat ass pants
@kuzaki 32x32 is skinny AF.
@kuzaki @werehatrack skinny and short af. I’m a 32x36. Where the fuck are my people’s representation
@davidaddor @kuzaki xkcd
Can Meh confirm that the person who did the write-up today received a bonus and a raise? I’m buying these solely on this persuasive effort.
They look fine, but… the only jeans I can honestly endorse purchasing at this point are these: https://www.lee.com/shop/men-featured-shops-extreme?prefn1=PRODUCT_CATEGORY&prefv1=Pants|Jeans - the MVP Extreme Comfort from Lee are the right mix of durable, comfortable, and not-unflattering.
@docF94 The Lee Extremes are quite nice. Good for walking around and some light hikes/exercise. They’re at least double the price of these. I’m gonna give em a whirl.
@docF94 @xaronax
The Lee(s) or this offer?
@docF94 I own several pair of Lee Extreme Motion (they are my favorite jeans), but they don’t come near this price point! I have found them on sale at Amazon, but nowhere near this price point for 3 pairs.
If these are the ones I just bought from WM, they ride pretty low. Mine are going back for that reason.
Jeans made for height challenged people how nice.
@joebarnes short people that definitely don’t exercise.
Buried in the fine print of the description at WallyWorld: “Brand: Galaxy by Harvic”
For me, that’s 'nuff said right there. I’d pass even if I wore that kind.
Don’t want these, but glad to see something different for sale now and then.
/showme space telescope picture of Galaxy by Harvic
I just got these jeans. Its nice to see true sized jeans. They feel nice on the skin. Not heavy for the heat of summer. I wish I wouldve bought more. They were cheap but well worth the price for 3. Even if you used them for grunge work no mess on good pricey jeans.
@KSchweitz They’re on Sidedeal for $5 more:
Well, these were a big disappointment. I have only recently been able to squeeze back into 38s, but these are falling off of me like 42s. Very mis-sized. Length is accurate, but as they already are extremely short-waisted on me, I’m not sure trying to wash them in hot water would help. So I’m probably gonna return them. Another experience of online clothes shopping going awry.
I usually just wear dresses most of the time because it’s very hard for me to find pants that fit correctly. I chose a kind of random size because these were cheap and figured if they didn’t fit me they would fit someone else. This is some sisterhood of the traveling pants kinda stuff. They got me PERFECTLY!
Unfortunately a fail… legs tight, waist WAY too loose. No saving them.