@FreePasta@OnionSoup It takes more than pimples to make you look like a teenager. You need hair on the top of your head, no hair on your ears, no big wrinkly structures all over the front of your neck, etc. And let’s not even go into the difference in how well certain sections of the body stay where they grew, or don’t stay, and sag down below.
I bought these last time and enjoy them. They work well. The tea tree oil smell is noticeable, so if you don’t like it you might want to avoid them. But I don’t mind it.
Do you wear these like nicotine patches? Do they stop your cravings for greasy foods, chocolate, and…ummmm…other stuff they told me caused acne? Too lazy to read past the headline
There once was a fellow with flair,
Who had pimple patches to spare,
In the nether regions he’d stick,
A cure for zits quite quick,
His technique was beyond compare!
I think this is my third or fourth time buying these from meh (or side deal or whatever) and I’m starting to build up a supply, but my kids are entering their teens and sadly I still occasionally need these for myself.
I still get the occasional zit AND I’m a magnet for mosquitoes. As @jamiehwang93 points out, these work on bug bites. Saved my sanity when I got a bite next to a fresh tattoo. I’m in.
Specs
Product: 3-Pack: KeyConcepts 120 Hydrocolloid Pimple Patches in 3 Sizes (360 Patches)
Model: AP120
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$29.91 for 360 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Aug 14
These are to remove pimples? I was hoping that they were patches to GIVE pimples.
@FreePasta there are creams to make you look younger…
There should absolutely be creams to make you break out in pimples so you can look like a teenager again.
@FreePasta @OnionSoup It takes more than pimples to make you look like a teenager. You need hair on the top of your head, no hair on your ears, no big wrinkly structures all over the front of your neck, etc. And let’s not even go into the difference in how well certain sections of the body stay where they grew, or don’t stay, and sag down below.
@FreePasta A red sharpie is $1
@FreePasta @SpocKirk Is that a real Sharpie or some generic brand?
/buy
@wiz8 It worked! Your order number is: domestic-crooked-corsair
/image domestic crooked corsair
My pimples aren’t on my bare face anymore. They have migrated to forest regions.
@hchavers thankfully these have sticking power anywhere you place them.
If they were mirror cleaners to wipe up the popped zit juice I would buy those.
I bought these last time and enjoy them. They work well. The tea tree oil smell is noticeable, so if you don’t like it you might want to avoid them. But I don’t mind it.
/image wheezy-disgusted-regret
Acne Patches. I guess I never knew her full name.
Thank god I am beyond the stage of needing stuff like this. At least meh didn’t post the pimple pooper person whose’s videos are so gross.
@Kidsandliz SWMBO loves that junk. But she’s a battle hardened nurse who can watch chest surgeries while eating.
PSA these work on bug bites as well.
@jamiehwang93 Now that’s a sales pitch that works.
/buy
Yea, I didn’t think it worked in replies.
Do you wear these like nicotine patches? Do they stop your cravings for greasy foods, chocolate, and…ummmm…other stuff they told me caused acne? Too lazy to read past the headline
@ybmuG In order: No. No.
The confessional is the Goat thread.
There once was a fellow with flair,
Who had pimple patches to spare,
In the nether regions he’d stick,
A cure for zits quite quick,
His technique was beyond compare!
I think this is my third or fourth time buying these from meh (or side deal or whatever) and I’m starting to build up a supply, but my kids are entering their teens and sadly I still occasionally need these for myself.
/giphy nifty-treacherous-puma
Enquiring minds might ask “what happens if you place these on your nipples?”
@OnionSoup You won’t have any zits on your tits?
@annecat zip? Not even bits of zits on tits?
@annecat @OnionSoup Nip zits? Zip.
These are great. I have been told to buy as many of them as I can when they are being sold.
Work well for acme, bug bites, and even cuts / scrapes.
In for 3.
I still get the occasional zit AND I’m a magnet for mosquitoes. As @jamiehwang93 points out, these work on bug bites. Saved my sanity when I got a bite next to a fresh tattoo. I’m in.
/image spongy-vivacious-scallop
Excellent Meh button today!
/giphy inquisitive-virtual-krill
/buy
@Grinnmarr It worked! Your order number is: nasally-obvious-servant
/image nasally obvious servant
Ugh. They work on in big bites? Already clocked Meh, but now I must /buy
Keep a few in your bake bag. They should be useful in removing chain grease from skin.
@Badpookey Bake bag? BTW, these are more similar to a band-aid than a wipe.
/showme sporty-mushy-beaver
@Nate311 I sense the unintentional development of a bike-shaped swerve in the thread…
/buy
@blaineg It worked! Your order number is: confusing-festive-saffron
/image confusing festive saffron
/giphy confusing-festive-saffron
/showme confusing-festive-saffron
/image irritating-divine-bun
/giphy irritating-divine-bun