2nd Annual Unmehfficial "Post Haiku in Deal Forums" Day Non-Contest
4Last year, this deal story encouraged Mehricans to post haiku in other deal forums, and @JonT held one of his contests (you know, the kind where everyone loses) for the best haikus. As you might expect, not everyone followed the rules and haiku were being posted willy-nilly, other deal sites were deleting the haiku, etc. Which was a lot of fun.
Well, it’s time to do it again. Post Haiku everywhere today and I promise that @JonT will not give the winner a prize again. If this were official, it would have been posted four hours ago, but I was sound asleep then. Yawn.
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https://meh.com/forum/topics/deal-site-haiku-day-wrap-up
Sad, no one posting,
Where or where is our @JonT,
We miss him so much.
@sligett
I miss y’all as well!
I’m always here in spirit.
Never forget Bath.
http://slickdeals.net/f/8982699-select-double-feature-blu-ray-movies-4-99-each-free-store-pickup-walmart?p=87870615&comment=success#post87870615
Comment #8
@sammydog01 You look like a winner!
@sligett
Is this a contest?
participation trophy
I need one today
@sligett
My comment is gone
Slick Deals is particular
Fuck all those fuckers
Immersion blender
Eggs Benedict lover
Hollindaise sauce
“Coffee, now!” I say.
Did I not say "Coffee, now?"
Why am I ignored?
Moar moar moar catffiene!
Moar catffiene coffee right meow!
Moar catffiene moar right meow!
https://shirt.woot.com/offers/catffeine?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn
@f00l
Oops. Minus one “moar” on the last line.
It seems I can’t un-auto-correct to catspeech and count at the same time.
@f00l
One too many moar
Maybe it’s the scapegoat’s fault
Hi @sammydog01
@narfcake
Extra syllables
That’s kindergarden level
Counting up to five
@sammydog01
Yeah, I fucked up too.
Is that something the goat did?
We may never know.
@narfcake
@sammydog01
Counting up to 5
One two three four something else.
There, I did it right.
You say this contest
Is really not a contest
I am so confused
@parodymandotcom You win!
Or not.
An haiku is not
a mediocre contest.
It is special Meh.
Give me some cheap stuff
Woot disappoints everyone
Meh meh meh meh meh