@Bayamonprieto77 The restaurants aren’t buying the bulk packages and the stores are having trouble getting consumer sizes. Seems logical someone should be selling the bulk packages directly to consumers. Way to go Mediocre! (I just wish it was pintos - those I could use).
@Bayamonprieto77@ergomeh the problem with this theory is that bulk should be cheaper. Especially when trying to move product you can’t sell. Small bags of beens don’t cost this much. Pasta I buy namebrand at the store for 50 cents a pound and it’s only a dollar when not on sale. Sidedeals is $33 for 25lbs which is crazy.
@Bayamonprieto77@ergomeh@unksol Well there is probably a hefty shipping cost associated with shipping a 25 lb. bag O’ beans. Obviously a flat $5 isn’t going to cover that cost. They have to “bake” it into the price. Pardon the pun.
@jmoor783@Raptor_007 When I was in college with roommates, we often had a dish called “Twice Burnt Beans” because we would tend to fall asleep while cooking or reheating the beans. As long as we didn’t scrape the bottom, they were still good!
@SnakeJG are you certain? I was just there and thinking of picking up a bag for some bean soup and I recall the price being a lot higher. Not sure if they were Navy or Great Northern, but they were white. On Amazon the prices are a LOT higher than these being offered.
@Jonas4321 That’s what instacart shows me. Might be different in different places. My local Food Lion is much more expensive at $2.69/lb, but I wouldn’t pay that price for dried beans.
@SnakeJG
I guess you’re not suffering from the effects of COVID hoarding.
My local stores are weird because the small packages are all gone and there’s 25 lb sacks there instead, of usually just one or two varieties, until they sell out.
Last trip, it was either 25 lbs of lentils or 25 lbs of black beans.
No pintos or white beans.
@SnakeJG Yeah. Sometimes you can get the 2lb bags for 99 cents. Bet never more than a buck a pound! I got a bunch for free from our church pantry. They couldn’t get rid of them!
@Dynamik take it to a soup kitchen. Around here, according to the news anyway, they are still operating giving carry out. There is also a food bank here that would likely rebag it in zip locks for people.
@Dynamik@star2236 That’s odd considering how many of them are running out of food. All they’d need to do is have a drop off point at the facility instead of taking it directly from people. If they were worried about virus on the stuff, just have one appropriately protected person move it to wherever, let it sit 5 or 7 or whatever worst case is days for any virus that may or may not be on it and then deal with it. Around here they are still accepting food but being careful about distancing when they take it.
@Dynamik@Kidsandliz@star2236 many food banks want cash instead of food, because they can get food real, real cheap, by the case or pallet, and get what they need, but sorting through the odds and ends people donate cost them more in labor than it’s worth.
Meh. Buck and a quarter a pound for dry navy beans at the local grocery stores. Goes on sale at Kroger for $0.89 with regularity, and occasionally $0.69.
Actually I haven’t been in a grocery store since March 7th when I could see the writing on the wall. I probably wouldn’t have to venture into one until sometime in July or early August if I wasn’t down to my last dozen 2-liters of Pepsi. If I’m careful I might be able to stretch that out until the beginning of June.
We have locally produced black beans and will now have Navy beans for variety. Soak overnight and pressure cook for 45 minutes. We cook with turkey, tomato paste, a bit of vinegar and some sugar. Usually we cook the beans first and add the rest later.
With (perhaps) shortages of various meats due to plant closures, learning to cook with decent beans and rice can be very useful. I am not a prepper.
@radi0j0hn you don’t have to soak beans in a pressure cooker. Just cook them a little longer. It’s awesome. Dry beans are probably my favorite thing to make right now.
@joker@radi0j0hn But once you’ve soaked them you can drain off that water and rinse the beans. In my anecdotal experience, it takes down some of the … side effects that are generally associated with beans. Soak and rinse, my grandma always said. Wash the farts down the drain. (or she actually used the bean water on her plants.)
Hmm, 25lbs for $34 is $1.36/lb. My most expensive local grocery store sells navy beans for $1.25/lb, and they sell in convenient 1lb bags instead of giant 25lb bags that won’t fit in my pantry.
@jandrese@phendrick my plan is so continue to try and find a use for the existing mix of beans in the pantry. Cause let’s face it they aren’t that great and I am not starving or needing 25 pounds. It took a week to eat Alton Browns baked beans. Do you want to eat beans for a year?
@lyoness@rjquillin I have never noticed this at my Dollar Tree, only because I’m usually there for other things, I’m going to make a trip to see if they have some black-eyed peas
@lyoness@mehbee
Used to be, in San Diego area, easy to find staples like this at Costco, Smart & Final, Dollar Tree, Food4Less all the time. Not so much any more. Dry goods, beans, rice, pasta shelves have been empty, but it’s getting a bit easier the last few weeks, just not much selection; you buy what’s there and be happy.
Now we’re led to believe meat may be the next victim, with so many of the packers closing down and chickens getting slaughtered perhaps even eggs.
Isn’t this what we commonly see in 3rd world and socialist economies?
@Fen_Star
Meh sales manager: “Hey we need photos of two 25 pound bags of beans”
Intern: “we got one 25 pound bag and one 50 pound bag”
Meh sales manager “This is Meh! I don’t settle for…wait, where am I? I mean sure, close enough for our customers”
@chienfou Ha! Was thinking the same thing, but figured it would be a couple weeks, you know, after the beans have been delivered and are making an…impact.
Having tried to cook with old dried beans (hint for others - if you simmer dried beans for 3 hours and they’re still crunchy, they’re too old and the chili you’re trying to make will be horrible no matter how long you cook it for), I would be concerned at the lack of mention of a use-by date or some kind of date. If it wasn’t for the price, which makes it so that concern doesn’t actually matter.
@ravenblack I didn’t know Old Dried Beans was still cooking! Is he still working out of that converted gas station turned taqueria? If I recall correctly, he played a mean tuba, which always made the customers smile.
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
@redlenses Yes, ridiculous pricing for bulk dry beans. Plus, over on Sidedeal, you can pay ridiculous prices for pasta to go alongside.
I do not think I would be able to use this much beans at all anyway.
If you want navy beans for breakfast, all you gotta do is join the navy! (You’ll also get navy beans for lunch and dinner, as an added inducement to join up!)
@arfdawg@joe645@philiph7 They seem to vary a bit by region. The Walmarts where I live now are just fine. When I lived in the Mid-Atlantic I generally avoided them.
@joe645@Limewater@philiph7 The closest one ot me is about 40 minute away next to a really seedy trailer park and a municipal airport. it looks like the kind of place your car will be broken into if you park there. Never been. I’ve actually only been in one once. Somewhere on a drive across the country. Don’t even remember what state. Went in because there was a McDonald’s inside and I wanted an egg McMuffin. Then I went into the Walmart to grab some bottles of water. It was a very very sad place. Everybody seemed miserable. I didnt even buy the water. Too depressing.
@arfdawg@joe645@Limewater@philiph7 so strange. Our Walmart is clean/nice. Some in major cities are dirty/gross. I guess I would avoid those too if that was normal.
Short of running a soup kitchen, exactly how long would 25 lbs of dried beans last? Could they theoretically outlive you and become a family relic? Would they sprout and turn bitter if not stored in a very dry, dark place?
@Dog19026@Lighter No, dried beans last forever. I have a 10 year old 50 pound bucket of dried beans and they are still tasty cooked. I basically boil them before using.
I think people are thinking about this the wrong way. It’s next to impossible to get weights on Amazon right now unless you’re willing to wait for them to be shipped on the slow boat from somewhere (probably China). And even then they’re crazy expensive. But, right here, you can get 25lb weights shipped from the USA (and likely prioritized!) for an only slightly inflated price. Think of how you could enhance your home gym and living room workouts with the inclusion of these weights. And then, if the gyms ever open up again, you can eat or donate them to a food pantry. Everyone wins!
To those bellyaching about the price, shipping a 25 lb. bag of beans anywhere in the lower 48 contiguous United States ain’t free. $5 bucks isn’t going to cover it. I’m sure a good portion of the $34 dollar cost is related to the shipping.
So you might be able to get them cheaper from Aldi or some other grocer, YOU have to go get them. You have to put on your mask, (In Maryland) go to the store, mingle with potential covid-19 carriers and bring them home. And you might have trouble finding them.
This deal isn’t for everyone, me included. But stop bellyaching about the price. All things considered, it’s reasonable.
@Trinityscrew I do not have to drive 12 hours to the warehouse. I have to spend 50 cents on gas to drive to the store. That has also had to ship them in from the warehouse and built that into the cost. Obviously the store gets a cheaper price delivering a semi. But not that much cheaper.
@unksol Yeah. That much cheaper. Delivering, say a bulk pallet weighing 2000 lbs. to ONE address is WAY cheaper than delivering 80 25 lb. parcels to 80 different addresses.
@Kidsandliz I agree. This is not a deal I’m interested in. But for those of us who might be it’s really not a bad price. If they listed them for $9.15 plus $24.85 for shipping (Amazon’s shipping price) would it seem like a better deal?
@Kidsandliz@Trinityscrew Simple answer: To store up for a time when grocery stores aren’t getting deliveries and food is hard to find. We have a pretty intricate and fragile logistical system to get food to us every few days.
Lots of people store up food for such scenarios.
@Kidsandliz@Limewater@Trinityscrew except if you want to stock up it’s still cheaper to buy it from the store. You would only buy it at this price if you were in a full on panic and there is no reason. And you would need to repackage it anyway.
@Limewater I see your point, but you still have to actually like beans to want to hoard this unless you are in a position of having to resort eating things you hate. And since people have posted these don’t last all that long before they are permanently crunchy and awful, this is probably too much for a family of 1. What would make sense is stocking up on food you like that can last a long time.
By the way, pet food is likely also caught in the supply chain snafu since much of that is made in China as well and few container ships were loaded there for 2.5 months. While some pet food is made in the USA, if the Chinese made stuff becomes scarce, so will the USA made stuff since people will buy what they can find even if it costs more. Can’t really feed cats and dogs only people food if you want them to stay healthy and get all the nutrients they need.
@Kidsandliz@Trinityscrew@unksol Yes, it is still cheaper to buy it from the store, provided you can find them. It’s cheaper still to have already bought it on sale before all of this. And it would kind of be a jerk move at this point to go in and clear the shelves.
RE: How long this lasts: As @unksol alluded to, people who are buying food to store it for long periods usually repack it into something that will allow it to last much longer, rather than just leave it out in the bags it came in. In a sealed container with an oxygen absorber pack these could last decades.
There’s so much you can do with dried white beans. Make a bean dip, or a soup, or a white chicken chili, I have a bunch of dried beans in my food storage. Use them all the time.
Here’s a lovely song about my favorite food
Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
Woo woo woo!
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn’t know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don’t know why
Maybe ‘cause I’m cuttin’ muffins
Because…
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
Diggydoo!
@RiotDemon
Oh, my mistake. It’s still a lot of beans to eat. I understand stores are short on them right now. I guess I just don’t eat beans that often and it’s just my boyfriend and I. I could eat soup every week but he gets sick of it so that’s my lack of beans. Unless it’s baked beans in the summer.
So are great northern beans twice as dense as navy beans? Is that because the navy beans have to float?
I think I have 8 pounds of various beans and lentils acquired when resources started becoming scarce. That looks like a huge supply to me. But prior to the new American way of life, grocery shopping for anything but staples was on kind of a per meal basis. I feel like fajitas, ok let’s go to the store and get chicken and tortillas, that kind of thing. Having stock of more than a couple pounds of dry goods feels weird to me.
@djslack Exactly! I used to go to the grocery store pretty much every day just before dinner time. I bought toilet paper when I was down to a couple of rolls. I’ll probably try to keep up some inventory when this is over but old habits die hard.
@sammydog01 now I feel like I’ve learned bread pretty well of late. I am no longer reliant on Sunbeam or that temptress Sara Lee. I can produce my own alternative and their products are now a choice. But unless I get a cow, yes, I’ll still need milk.
Wow. Hard pass. This is literally the worst product I’ve ever seen on Meh before. Didn’t push the meh button because ‘meh’ would be giving it too much credit.
Soaking beans in a dilute solution (approximate 2-3 percent) of baking soda for 15-20 minutes before cooking will make them easier to digest and reduce the flatulence part of the equation. You can rinse the beans with water after the soak.
Alternately, putting a pinch of baking soda during cooking gets the same result.
I use one teaspoon of baking soda in one gallon of water and use it as needed. I use an old water gallon jug, easy to shake and dilute.
I soak almost everything for about 7 to 10 minutes before using. The I rinse with plain water. It helps reduce the pesticides on the surface of produce.
Corn, fruit, potatoes, peas…
I give beans a few extra minutes of soak time as they are dry.
Specs
NUTRITION FACTS
Navy
Great Northern
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$93.20 for Similar Navy Beans plus shipping at Amazon | $106.60 for Similar Great Northern Beans plus shipping at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, July 9th - Monday, July 13th
Beans, beans, the musical fruit…
@eeterrific The more you eat …
@cengland0 @eeterrific the more you toot!
@cengland0 @eeterrific …the more you wish you didn’t have 25 pounds to go
@cengland0 @eeterrific @tinamarie1974
The more you toot, the better you feel!
@cengland0 @eeterrific @mike808 @tinamarie1974 so eat beans at every meal…
@cengland0 @eeterrific @tinamarie1974 bean there. Done that.
@eeterrific
beans,beans good for your heart…
@cattylaq @eeterrific If you are not careful, they will make you shart
I;m thinking about thos Beans,
Lol
Borrowing stock from your sisters at Morningsave eh?
@Bayamonprieto77 The restaurants aren’t buying the bulk packages and the stores are having trouble getting consumer sizes. Seems logical someone should be selling the bulk packages directly to consumers. Way to go Mediocre! (I just wish it was pintos - those I could use).
@Bayamonprieto77 @ergomeh always check out the Dollar Stores. Less people and usually can find what you need.
@Bayamonprieto77 @ergomeh the problem with this theory is that bulk should be cheaper. Especially when trying to move product you can’t sell. Small bags of beens don’t cost this much. Pasta I buy namebrand at the store for 50 cents a pound and it’s only a dollar when not on sale. Sidedeals is $33 for 25lbs which is crazy.
@Bayamonprieto77 @ergomeh @unksol Well there is probably a hefty shipping cost associated with shipping a 25 lb. bag O’ beans. Obviously a flat $5 isn’t going to cover that cost. They have to “bake” it into the price. Pardon the pun.
This is amazing.
/giphy wow.
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If only my pasta from morning save wasn’t stuck in the mail… Could make a great meal.
Here’s a quick and easy trick to get your mailman to hate you: buy 3 bags.
Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for stuff to offer, eh?
@Raptor_007 scraping the bottom of the beanpot
@Raptor_007 You obviously haven’t been keeping up with SideDeal.com. We’re saving $5, even.
@jmoor783 @Raptor_007 When I was in college with roommates, we often had a dish called “Twice Burnt Beans” because we would tend to fall asleep while cooking or reheating the beans. As long as we didn’t scrape the bottom, they were still good!
@BadTouchRobot @jmoor783 @Raptor_007 fall asleep or pass out?
Oh, beans.
Why does the image say 50lbs on the Great Northern Beans?
@Jamileigh17 Because of Great Northerners
@Jamileigh17 I thought it said 50 pounds too but looking real close, it seems to say 30.
@cengland0 I checked by converting the 22.68 kg
@Jamileigh17 Good catch, it does clearly say 22.68 there.
Strong pass on this. You can buy 2lbs of dried beans at Aldi for $1.69. To just match that price, this should be $21
@SnakeJG we no have Aldi, but I feel like I could poke around somewhere for cheaper. I’m going for convenience. I think.
@SnakeJG are you certain? I was just there and thinking of picking up a bag for some bean soup and I recall the price being a lot higher. Not sure if they were Navy or Great Northern, but they were white. On Amazon the prices are a LOT higher than these being offered.
@SnakeJG yeah, at most beans are a usually a buck a pound and you can get some variety. This is not a great deal.
@Jonas4321 That’s what instacart shows me. Might be different in different places. My local Food Lion is much more expensive at $2.69/lb, but I wouldn’t pay that price for dried beans.
@SnakeJG
I guess you’re not suffering from the effects of COVID hoarding.
My local stores are weird because the small packages are all gone and there’s 25 lb sacks there instead, of usually just one or two varieties, until they sell out.
Last trip, it was either 25 lbs of lentils or 25 lbs of black beans.
No pintos or white beans.
@SnakeJG Yeah. Sometimes you can get the 2lb bags for 99 cents. Bet never more than a buck a pound! I got a bunch for free from our church pantry. They couldn’t get rid of them!
A case of beans? Is that like Joni Mitchell’s A Case of You?
@gertiestn doubtful, but a great song just the same.
@gertiestn - It is if you’re full of beans.
Does buying this make me a prepper?
@awk no but it might make you a biohazard
for the boog
I want it, and I know it’s going to get sold out, but there’s probably someone that really needs it so I’m passing on this.
@Dynamik you can have the ones I wasn’t going to buy. (Not that I think it’s a bad buy.)
@Dynamik take it to a soup kitchen. Around here, according to the news anyway, they are still operating giving carry out. There is also a food bank here that would likely rebag it in zip locks for people.
@Dynamik @Kidsandliz
Food banks around us won’t accept food from people right now.
@Dynamik @star2236 That’s odd considering how many of them are running out of food. All they’d need to do is have a drop off point at the facility instead of taking it directly from people. If they were worried about virus on the stuff, just have one appropriately protected person move it to wherever, let it sit 5 or 7 or whatever worst case is days for any virus that may or may not be on it and then deal with it. Around here they are still accepting food but being careful about distancing when they take it.
@Dynamik @Kidsandliz @star2236 many food banks want cash instead of food, because they can get food real, real cheap, by the case or pallet, and get what they need, but sorting through the odds and ends people donate cost them more in labor than it’s worth.
Are these better than candy corn?
@JT954 well they don’t look bricked… yet…
If there’s Saturated Fat: 0g | 2% in one serving of Navy beans, how much is in the whole bag?!
Preying on fear. Nice work Meh
BTW- those jelly beans r totally representative of the real world. Well drawn.
“Some of you will have dogs smaller than this bag of beans”
I have three dogs that put together weigh significantly less.
@NapkinEater I think you’ve confused “dog” with “mouse”
@NapkinEater Couldn’t afford a real dog?
@NapkinEater What my daughter as a toddler used to call “kitty dog”. (Her standard for “dog” was our 100lb Doberman.)![:slight_smile:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f642.png)
Meh. Buck and a quarter a pound for dry navy beans at the local grocery stores. Goes on sale at Kroger for $0.89 with regularity, and occasionally $0.69.
@ruouttaurmind Look at Mr. FancyPants who still goes to stores.
@finalremix Heh.![:upside_down:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f643.png)
Actually I haven’t been in a grocery store since March 7th when I could see the writing on the wall. I probably wouldn’t have to venture into one until sometime in July or early August if I wasn’t down to my last dozen 2-liters of Pepsi. If I’m careful I might be able to stretch that out until the beginning of June.![:thinking:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f914.png)
@finalremix @ruouttaurmind
Well, the dry bean aisle has been pretty empty.
Maybe that’s really why people are hoarding TP?
@ruouttaurmind
Also, nice.
We have locally produced black beans and will now have Navy beans for variety. Soak overnight and pressure cook for 45 minutes. We cook with turkey, tomato paste, a bit of vinegar and some sugar. Usually we cook the beans first and add the rest later.
With (perhaps) shortages of various meats due to plant closures, learning to cook with decent beans and rice can be very useful. I am not a prepper.
@radi0j0hn you don’t have to soak beans in a pressure cooker. Just cook them a little longer. It’s awesome. Dry beans are probably my favorite thing to make right now.
OWLS! TOWELS! JOWLS! AWESOME!
@joker @radi0j0hn But once you’ve soaked them you can drain off that water and rinse the beans. In my anecdotal experience, it takes down some of the … side effects that are generally associated with beans. Soak and rinse, my grandma always said. Wash the farts down the drain. (or she actually used the bean water on her plants.)
@joker @katbyter @radi0j0hn Yes, soaking the beans makes a noticeable difference.
@joker @radi0j0hn tell us some recipes!!
Holy fuck
And we were so close to ridden the world of human pollution.
@hchavers yeah but there would still be cow farts
Hmm, 25lbs for $34 is $1.36/lb. My most expensive local grocery store sells navy beans for $1.25/lb, and they sell in convenient 1lb bags instead of giant 25lb bags that won’t fit in my pantry.
This one is a hard pass for me.
@jandrese And when you source locally you have the option to mix it up with different varieties of beans rather than 25# of the same old thing.
@jandrese @ruouttaurmind Just because we’re all stuck at home doesn’t mean we have to eat like prisoners.
@jandrese And the link you gave says they’re not available now…
What is your plan B for cheap beans?
@jandrese @phendrick my plan is so continue to try and find a use for the existing mix of beans in the pantry. Cause let’s face it they aren’t that great and I am not starving or needing 25 pounds. It took a week to eat Alton Browns baked beans. Do you want to eat beans for a year?
Having a difficult time even finding beans (or rice) in stores since all this nonsense began.
@rjquillin meh created all the hysteria just to have this deal
@rjquillin if you have a Dollar Tree near you, try there.
@lyoness @rjquillin I have never noticed this at my Dollar Tree, only because I’m usually there for other things, I’m going to make a trip to see if they have some black-eyed peas
@lyoness @mehbee
Used to be, in San Diego area, easy to find staples like this at Costco, Smart & Final, Dollar Tree, Food4Less all the time. Not so much any more. Dry goods, beans, rice, pasta shelves have been empty, but it’s getting a bit easier the last few weeks, just not much selection; you buy what’s there and be happy.
Now we’re led to believe meat may be the next victim, with so many of the packers closing down and chickens getting slaughtered perhaps even eggs.
Isn’t this what we commonly see in 3rd world and socialist economies?
/giphy letterkenny hard no
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@mrallen1 So disappointed in you right now, robogif picker.
@radi0j0hn Spank the kid for farting??
@katbyter @radi0j0hn not so sure I would do that… he might ‘shart’ on you while you are hitting and he is crying…
@radi0j0hn “OVALTINE. The only fart-suppressing food-drink”
@radi0j0hn And, of course, you mix Ovaltine in ilk, so if the kid is lactose intolerant…
What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I’ve never paid 300 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
@hems79 300 bucks??? Locally, it’s $169 (and sometimes $149 during happy hour).
Are we sure this is what we need while we are closed up indoors? At least we can start opening windows.
The great northern beans bag seems to say 30 lbs.
@Fen_Star
Meh sales manager: “Hey we need photos of two 25 pound bags of beans”
Intern: “we got one 25 pound bag and one 50 pound bag”
Meh sales manager “This is Meh! I don’t settle for…wait, where am I? I mean sure, close enough for our customers”
Nostradumass predicts:
tomorrow meh sells Poopourri…
@chienfou Ha! Was thinking the same thing, but figured it would be a couple weeks, you know, after the beans have been delivered and are making an…impact.
@chienfou @ybmuG making their presence “smelt”…
@chienfou. I think it might be the gallon sized dropper bottle of Beano.
Having tried to cook with old dried beans (hint for others - if you simmer dried beans for 3 hours and they’re still crunchy, they’re too old and the chili you’re trying to make will be horrible no matter how long you cook it for), I would be concerned at the lack of mention of a use-by date or some kind of date. If it wasn’t for the price, which makes it so that concern doesn’t actually matter.
@ravenblack I didn’t know Old Dried Beans was still cooking! Is he still working out of that converted gas station turned taqueria? If I recall correctly, he played a mean tuba, which always made the customers smile.
/giphy best bean
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@bleedmichigan your edit was gonna leave my comment hi and dry!
BTW… WTF is a 90 day warranty on BEANS!
@chienfou Incase you find bean worms
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans
Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders
Navy beans, navy beans
Meatloaf sandwich
Using the current price gouging prices as comparison, pretty lame meh…
@redlenses Yup, was thinking the same thing: “less than comparable scalper prices”
On AMZ you see all sorts of ridiculous prices on food items: $50 a case of 12 cans of tomatoes, etc. but more often, “item unavailable”
@redlenses Yes, ridiculous pricing for bulk dry beans. Plus, over on Sidedeal, you can pay ridiculous prices for pasta to go alongside.
I do not think I would be able to use this much beans at all anyway.
If you want navy beans for breakfast, all you gotta do is join the navy! (You’ll also get navy beans for lunch and dinner, as an added inducement to join up!)
You can 20 pounds of pasta to go with this over on side deal
@jmhsrv add some escarole and Italian sausage and you’re cookin’
@jmhsrv @ybmuG I resemble that remark. I have a 20 pound box of sidedeal macaroni.
How long does macaroni keep? Asking for a friend.
Wotta gas!
Sitting home I think I’m going to get the fine beans and make crap.
@CosmicTwister You have the added benefit of snacking on these and making your own crap too!
This is quite possibly the strangest item I have ever seen Meh offer. Bravo!
@PooltoyWolf stranger than candy corn?
@lyoness Don’t be silly, candy corn is a Meh staple!
@lyoness @PooltoyWolf stranger than candy corn MELTED INTO A BLOCK
@lyoness @unksol I’m almost upset I didn’t get to experience that. Did anyone take pictures of their candy corn brick?
Ick
Beans beans the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot.
@Bjlauria The more you toot, the better you feel.
So eat your beans at every meal.
@Bjlauria @Dog19026 that’s been done… See the very first post…
How much gas does 25 pounds of beans translate into?
@arfdawg Enough gas to fill your gas tank?![:laughing:](https://dj5zo597wtsux.cloudfront.net/emojione/assets/3.1/png/64/1f606.png)
@arfdawg Global warming
@arfdawg @Kidsandliz but gas is currently $1 a gallon and a gallon of gas is 6.6lbs. much cheaper than these overpriced beans
@Kidsandliz @unksol Where is gas a buck a gallon? It’s two something here.
@arfdawg @Kidsandliz @unksol Yesterday gas was $1.35 at Costco in Jacksonville FL.
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@arfdawg @Kidsandliz ok it’s $1.11. I rounded down but with my Kroger fuel points it will be 11 cents. I feel it was ok.
@arfdawg @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady @unksol
It’s $0.96 at sam’s today and $0.97 at costco.
https://www.gasbuddy.com/GasPrices/Oklahoma/Tulsa
@Kidsandliz @OldCatLady @therealjrn @unksol Almost worth driving there for a fill up
@arfdawg @Kidsandliz @OldCatLady @therealjrn you have a good 13 feet to social distance between pumps
$1.14 a pound at Walmart, Meh needs to rethink this one
@joe645 interesting. So the real question here is, “how much am I willing to pay to NOT go into a Walmart?”
@joe645 @philiph7 I’d pay anything not to enter a Walmart. Most depressing place ever
@arfdawg @joe645 @philiph7 They seem to vary a bit by region. The Walmarts where I live now are just fine. When I lived in the Mid-Atlantic I generally avoided them.
@joe645 @Limewater @philiph7 The closest one ot me is about 40 minute away next to a really seedy trailer park and a municipal airport. it looks like the kind of place your car will be broken into if you park there. Never been. I’ve actually only been in one once. Somewhere on a drive across the country. Don’t even remember what state. Went in because there was a McDonald’s inside and I wanted an egg McMuffin. Then I went into the Walmart to grab some bottles of water. It was a very very sad place. Everybody seemed miserable. I didnt even buy the water. Too depressing.
@arfdawg @joe645 @Limewater @philiph7 so strange. Our Walmart is clean/nice. Some in major cities are dirty/gross. I guess I would avoid those too if that was normal.
@arfdawg @joe645 @Limewater @philiph7 @unksol yep, with WalMart YMMV.
Short of running a soup kitchen, exactly how long would 25 lbs of dried beans last? Could they theoretically outlive you and become a family relic? Would they sprout and turn bitter if not stored in a very dry, dark place?
@Dog19026 Maybe a year. They really don’t last forever before turning into something that remains crunchy no matter how long you soak and cook.
@Dog19026 @Lighter No, dried beans last forever. I have a 10 year old 50 pound bucket of dried beans and they are still tasty cooked. I basically boil them before using.
Price Comparison
$93.20 for Similar Navy Beans plus shipping at Amazon | $106.60 for Similar Great Northern Beans plus shipping at Amazon
The prices you’re using for comparison here here INCLUDE THE $24.85 SHIPPING.
Meh, please fix this.
I think people are thinking about this the wrong way. It’s next to impossible to get weights on Amazon right now unless you’re willing to wait for them to be shipped on the slow boat from somewhere (probably China). And even then they’re crazy expensive. But, right here, you can get 25lb weights shipped from the USA (and likely prioritized!) for an only slightly inflated price. Think of how you could enhance your home gym and living room workouts with the inclusion of these weights. And then, if the gyms ever open up again, you can eat or donate them to a food pantry. Everyone wins!
@gt0163c
…until you poke a hole in a bag…
To those bellyaching about the price, shipping a 25 lb. bag of beans anywhere in the lower 48 contiguous United States ain’t free. $5 bucks isn’t going to cover it. I’m sure a good portion of the $34 dollar cost is related to the shipping.
So you might be able to get them cheaper from Aldi or some other grocer, YOU have to go get them. You have to put on your mask, (In Maryland) go to the store, mingle with potential covid-19 carriers and bring them home. And you might have trouble finding them.
This deal isn’t for everyone, me included. But stop bellyaching about the price. All things considered, it’s reasonable.
@Trinityscrew When I say “bring them home”, I mean the beans. Not the covid-19 carriers. I’d advise against that.
@Trinityscrew I do not have to drive 12 hours to the warehouse. I have to spend 50 cents on gas to drive to the store. That has also had to ship them in from the warehouse and built that into the cost. Obviously the store gets a cheaper price delivering a semi. But not that much cheaper.
@unksol Yeah. That much cheaper. Delivering, say a bulk pallet weighing 2000 lbs. to ONE address is WAY cheaper than delivering 80 25 lb. parcels to 80 different addresses.
@Trinityscrew The real question though is why would I even want 25 pounds of beans even if they were practically free?
@Kidsandliz I agree. This is not a deal I’m interested in. But for those of us who might be it’s really not a bad price. If they listed them for $9.15 plus $24.85 for shipping (Amazon’s shipping price) would it seem like a better deal?
@Trinityscrew No because I’d never want 25 pounds of beans therefore even if it was free, for me it wouldn’t be a good deal.
@Kidsandliz @Trinityscrew Simple answer: To store up for a time when grocery stores aren’t getting deliveries and food is hard to find. We have a pretty intricate and fragile logistical system to get food to us every few days.
Lots of people store up food for such scenarios.
@Kidsandliz @Limewater @Trinityscrew except if you want to stock up it’s still cheaper to buy it from the store. You would only buy it at this price if you were in a full on panic and there is no reason. And you would need to repackage it anyway.
@Limewater I see your point, but you still have to actually like beans to want to hoard this unless you are in a position of having to resort eating things you hate. And since people have posted these don’t last all that long before they are permanently crunchy and awful, this is probably too much for a family of 1. What would make sense is stocking up on food you like that can last a long time.
By the way, pet food is likely also caught in the supply chain snafu since much of that is made in China as well and few container ships were loaded there for 2.5 months. While some pet food is made in the USA, if the Chinese made stuff becomes scarce, so will the USA made stuff since people will buy what they can find even if it costs more. Can’t really feed cats and dogs only people food if you want them to stay healthy and get all the nutrients they need.
@Kidsandliz @Trinityscrew @unksol Yes, it is still cheaper to buy it from the store, provided you can find them. It’s cheaper still to have already bought it on sale before all of this. And it would kind of be a jerk move at this point to go in and clear the shelves.
RE: How long this lasts: As @unksol alluded to, people who are buying food to store it for long periods usually repack it into something that will allow it to last much longer, rather than just leave it out in the bags it came in. In a sealed container with an oxygen absorber pack these could last decades.
That Walmart price is online not in store. So stay at home. When in doubt do without
OMG, I want the Cool Beans vs. Jelly Beans graphic on a T-shirt! Please make this happen!
I was never in the Navy and I live in the Southwest. Am I still eligible to buy these? So many new rules recently I thought I’d better ask
@AndyChase No. No, you can’t buy these.
In Colorado, the health department SHUT DOWN a Walmart because not enough people (customers & employees) were following basic preventative rules.
Some DIED.
So, go ahead, go to a store like that to save a few dollars on beans.
Beans
They are good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart
The more you fart
The better you feel
So…
There’s so much you can do with dried white beans. Make a bean dip, or a soup, or a white chicken chili, I have a bunch of dried beans in my food storage. Use them all the time.
I Like Beans
Here’s a lovely song about my favorite food
Lima, lento, soy, and pinto
Navy, northern, and garbanzo
Kidneys and frijoles negros
Woo woo woo!
How 'bout you?
High in fiber
Low in fat
Hey, I betcha didn’t know that
When I eat beans
I sit in my own little cloud
Nobody comes to visit me
In my little cloud
I don’t know why
Maybe ‘cause I’m cuttin’ muffins
Because…
I love beans!
Hey hey hey!
I love beans everyday!
Beans are an excellent source of protein
I love beans!
Diggydoo!
Why does the bag say “30 lb” and the Meh copy says “25 lb”?
@dmercure actually I think that is a 50 judging by the wt in kg.
What are you going to do with 2 30lbs bags of beans? I know probably a lot of soup. How long will it take you to go through these?
@star2236 bags are 25lbs.
@RiotDemon
Oh, my mistake. It’s still a lot of beans to eat. I understand stores are short on them right now. I guess I just don’t eat beans that often and it’s just my boyfriend and I. I could eat soup every week but he gets sick of it so that’s my lack of beans. Unless it’s baked beans in the summer.
So are great northern beans twice as dense as navy beans? Is that because the navy beans have to float?
I think I have 8 pounds of various beans and lentils acquired when resources started becoming scarce. That looks like a huge supply to me. But prior to the new American way of life, grocery shopping for anything but staples was on kind of a per meal basis. I feel like fajitas, ok let’s go to the store and get chicken and tortillas, that kind of thing. Having stock of more than a couple pounds of dry goods feels weird to me.
@djslack what now? Do you not buy things on sale?
@unksol things, yes. groceries, I didn’t. I do now.
@djslack Exactly! I used to go to the grocery store pretty much every day just before dinner time. I bought toilet paper when I was down to a couple of rolls. I’ll probably try to keep up some inventory when this is over but old habits die hard.
@djslack @sammydog01 I’m hoping people keep it up so when a hurricane is coming, it’s not as bad.
@djslack @RiotDemon BUT WE’LL STILL NEED MILK AND BREAD!
@sammydog01 now I feel like I’ve learned bread pretty well of late. I am no longer reliant on Sunbeam or that temptress Sara Lee. I can produce my own alternative and their products are now a choice. But unless I get a cow, yes, I’ll still need milk.
Ordered for my neighbor.
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Wow. Hard pass. This is literally the worst product I’ve ever seen on Meh before. Didn’t push the meh button because ‘meh’ would be giving it too much credit.
Soaking beans in a dilute solution (approximate 2-3 percent) of baking soda for 15-20 minutes before cooking will make them easier to digest and reduce the flatulence part of the equation. You can rinse the beans with water after the soak.
Alternately, putting a pinch of baking soda during cooking gets the same result.
I use one teaspoon of baking soda in one gallon of water and use it as needed. I use an old water gallon jug, easy to shake and dilute.
I soak almost everything for about 7 to 10 minutes before using. The I rinse with plain water. It helps reduce the pesticides on the surface of produce.
Corn, fruit, potatoes, peas…
I give beans a few extra minutes of soak time as they are dry.
i assume ~$20 shipping fee to ship 25 lbs is rolled into this price?
Definitely not going to need beans for awhile.
50 pounds of The Great Northern for the price of 25 pounds Navy?.. better start selling The Beano tomorrow!!!
That’s an AWESOME deal! I would like to see pinto, chili bean, or 15 bean mix if possible.
FOOLS! TOOLS! JEWELS! AWESOME!
I just panic bought a four pound bag of pinto beans. Anyone have a recipe handy?
@sammydog01 last time I made pinto beans I put some ham, pepper, and some other spices. Into the crock pot they went.
I’d use the pressure cooker now.
@RiotDemon I have some leftover ham. I’ll give it a try.
Decided to donate our bag to the local food bank.