Oh good. I was just meaning to pick up gloves because one pair of mine last year got annoyingly stretched out, and I can’t find the other. Buys three sets so when they inevitably get lost, she still has more It’s like cheap earbuds. You can stash a set in all the places you’re likely to end up looking when you can’t find the one you were using.
Touch touch baby. Touch touch baby. All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Cold is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of my phone tightly then I flow my hand on to the screen almighty.
These look like the ones that Radio Shack gave away on black friday a few years ago. They worked OK and were decent for the price, but not as nice as the ones I spent about 4x as much as this at Best Buy for. Those kept my hands really toasty, but I seem to have lost them in the 2-3 years since I bought hem.
Truth be told, I only come here for the playlists. So it really irks me that this is the only one available on Spotify. Listening to music on YouTube is like trying to read a book on tape… except that I actually do read books on tape.
Ummm, five fingers per glove isn’t that helpful considering most humans typically have four fingers and a thumb per hand. Yep, a thumb is not considered a finger. It fits five digits per glove so that would be accurate but then some idiot would try to put them on their feet and sue you and it gets messy from there. It fits probably like 100 m&m candies in each glove. Or like 60 peanut ones. But there are the giant sized ones now. Hmmm. Okay. It fits a small kitten. There you go! You’re welcome.
I tried to buy this - but I’ve bought a few deals lately, so thought it would be good to become a VMP for the free shipping. Between the time that I was able to get through the mediocre VMP page, and the time that I came back to buy this (very likely) mediocre product, it sold out (the timeframe of about 60-120 seconds). Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I guess I’ll never know…I could have been saved from having 2 mediocre pairs of gloves I’d never use, or I could have missed out on the most awesome deal in my life…who knows? Meh.
@Yoda_Daenerys I am still awaiting the arrival of my gloves. I will love them regardless–they are mine. There are many like them but these will be mine.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
4x Gloves
Pictures
Two pack of gloves
Two hands
Touching the screen
Wearing them
Holding stuff
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, May 9 - Wednesday, May 11
To Meh or not to Meh? That is the question.
No color choices? Meh.
Gotta “hand” it to you on this deal meh…
Ever as a VMP I’m debating if this is crap
@Stallion There is no debate. This is crap. The debate is whether or not you want said crap.
@yakkoTDI Confirmed, crap is crap, I shall pass
I almost hit the button when I saw the price. Once I realized what the item was, I realized that I would never have a use for these.
What if the glove doesn’t fit?
@norman8 You must acquit.
Then Trump gets elected president, @norman8.
#ThanksObama
Umm, I live near San Diego.
/giphy not necessary
For the color blind-- what color is that? Thx.
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They look gray (but so do a lot of different colors
@WaltC black as the night itself
@medz Thanks! Black usually doesn’t give me trouble, but tonight I guess it does.
Proctologist approved?
@eeterrific Only if you have a smartphone lodged in your rectum.
Oh good. I was just meaning to pick up gloves because one pair of mine last year got annoyingly stretched out, and I can’t find the other. Buys three sets so when they inevitably get lost, she still has more It’s like cheap earbuds. You can stash a set in all the places you’re likely to end up looking when you can’t find the one you were using.
Are the gloves actually warm? Otherwise I won’t have a hand in this deal.
So… What kind of fabric?
Gotta earn that VMP. Presuming my order number will summon a gif of our president elect on 60 minutes last week.
/giphy evasive-wobbly-prose
close enough.
Touch touch baby. Touch touch baby. All right stop. Collaborate and listen. Cold is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of my phone tightly then I flow my hand on to the screen almighty.
Name that song.
@gwaki White White Baby
When I forget what day of the week it is, I rely on the playlists of @jasontoon to get my weeks on track.
It’s Sunday!
/8ball How many of these meh gloves should I buy?
Cannot predict now
divergent-hushed-elephant
Hey I can wear these while I drink a margarita outside in the cold, and use my phone.
@Kevin Nope. You want the Bluetooth version of these gloves.
@mike808 in case anyone was wondering…thats the price in Siberian Dinar…about 17 bucks! I bet Meh could get these for us for 5 bucks!
If you had the six-fingered model, then I’d buy this in a heartbeat. But I have no use for mere five-fingered gloves.
/giphy antsy-wilted-alligator
@BeSublime also, the google image search of my order id assured me that these gloves are Chuck Norris approved
/8ball Do people actually use these stupid gloves?
Signs point to yes
I mean, I need some gloves, so I guess so. Like, why not.
I like all the enthusiastic buyers over at Amazon.
anyone know what these are made of?
@braderlei woven from puppy tears
@spacezorro nafta approved tears, or 3rd world tearshop?
@braderlei Genuine Touchscreen
distinct-model-wax
Can’t touch this!
It snowed today. Must buy backup gloves.
/giphy labored-possible-music
What are these? Gloves for ants? They’re going to need to be… at least 3 sizes bigger.
/buy
@shawn It worked! Your order number is: impartial-hurt-gecko
/image impartial hurt gecko
Do they have a protruder for middle finger action or are they just meme’s…?
/giphy lush-valid-asiago
I’ll wait for the touchscreen sox
These look like the ones that Radio Shack gave away on black friday a few years ago. They worked OK and were decent for the price, but not as nice as the ones I spent about 4x as much as this at Best Buy for. Those kept my hands really toasty, but I seem to have lost them in the 2-3 years since I bought hem.
for those TRUE CHEAP people(like me) you can get generic cheap touchscreen gloves from china via ebay
. for $1
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Soft-Winter-Men-Women-Touch-Screen-Gloves-Texting-Capacitive-Smartphone-Knit-tus-/272386909294?var=&hash=item3f6b86646e:m:m9iIOBDABWpdhwkRecizD4w
.
but it takes around 2 months for delivery( i still have a couple pairs leftover from last year.
also walmart had touchscreen gloves on sale for $1.50 last year around this time
@communist yeah, put those give you finger cancer
My priest wears this brand of glove.
No love
for glove.
/buy -qty 3
@Yoda_Daenerys Oops, sorry. You can’t buy any more of these (you already bought 3).
@mediocrebot test case passed
Ba-a-a-a-ah, humglove.
enticing-needless-clover
Truth be told, I only come here for the playlists. So it really irks me that this is the only one available on Spotify. Listening to music on YouTube is like trying to read a book on tape… except that I actually do read books on tape.
Ummm, five fingers per glove isn’t that helpful considering most humans typically have four fingers and a thumb per hand. Yep, a thumb is not considered a finger. It fits five digits per glove so that would be accurate but then some idiot would try to put them on their feet and sue you and it gets messy from there. It fits probably like 100 m&m candies in each glove. Or like 60 peanut ones. But there are the giant sized ones now. Hmmm. Okay. It fits a small kitten. There you go! You’re welcome.
@omgstfualready I think you have that backwards. As per Sheldon Cooper, all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.
KuoH
/buy -qty 3
@bitbox It worked! Your order number is: overt-white-starfish
/image overt white starfish
Why are so many people buying this?
I tried to buy this - but I’ve bought a few deals lately, so thought it would be good to become a VMP for the free shipping. Between the time that I was able to get through the mediocre VMP page, and the time that I came back to buy this (very likely) mediocre product, it sold out (the timeframe of about 60-120 seconds). Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I guess I’ll never know…I could have been saved from having 2 mediocre pairs of gloves I’d never use, or I could have missed out on the most awesome deal in my life…who knows? Meh.
When two-for-Tuesday lands on Sunday, we might be in biiiiiiiig trouble.
/buy
@dino2269 We’re sold out except for a small amount we set aside for existing VMP members to be released at 4pm ET.
for when you want to wear the same style gloves as 12 year old school children?
I heard there was a safety recall on conductive gloves. Someone was electrocuted while picking their nose in a lightning storm.
/giphy resilient-aged-cobweb
Just got it but doesn’t seem to work?
@kumaranshul I just got mine and they work better than my old ones which were real crappy, although they are a bit small…
@kumaranshul ummm, you mean your hands are still cold?
@Yoda_Daenerys no they didnt work with my phone. It looks like they’re working now. You just have to be deliberate.
i love mine
@Yoda_Daenerys I am still awaiting the arrival of my gloves. I will love them regardless–they are mine. There are many like them but these will be mine.
@connorbush that’s the spirit bunky
/youtube spirit in the night
@Yoda_Daenerys i’m @springsteen and i approve this message