@DrunkCat Pine, Spruce, and Oak are used a lot in manufacturing, and it keeps us from needing to cut down trees that are critical for the ecology. There isn’t a logical scenario where western tech influences an extremely rare and treasured forest ecosystem.
@DrunkCat That is some UK article about how bad greenhouse gasses are, except we were talking about trees (remember the rainforest?) and CO2 stimulates plant growth.
@DrunkCat Actually try reading the article before posting it. It’s making the same point the previous one did. Which of course, will have the same exact counter. Jesus, this is breathtaking laziness.
I mean quick drying is a fine feature, but water isn’t the most persistent substance to soak your clothing in. You wring those shorts out like they owe you money and they’ll be fine. The real question is, are you going to be confident enough about your bod that you’ll opt out of wearing a swimming T-shirt?
I live in a warmer-ish coastal area and as a result, wear shorts with out under shorts at least half the year. Figured I’d try a pair of these and after hopping out the water today pulled them up over my pasty cheeks. My fiance looks at me and starts lauging, “wow those are NOT for wearing out of the house… just wondering are you slightly (fill in the blanks)” For the record, no I wasn’t. And no shame, I wouldn’t be the type of person to be pulled aside from TSA for salami smuggling suspicion.
Yea, don’t wear these outside of the house or you’ll be on a list. A slight bending of your midsection bunches the fabric and pokes out the pockets like dumbo’s ears and even with the mesh lining. Stand up straight… and so will the midsection of these shorts.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Rainforest Men’s Quick-Dry Swim Trunks
Model: RF4002-S, RF4002-M, RF4002-L, RF4002-XL, RF4015-S, RF4015-M, RF4015-L, RF4015-XL, RF4019-S, RF4019-M, RF4019-L, RF4019-XL, RF4034-Lemon-S, RF4034-Lemon-M, RF4034-Lemon-L, RF4034-Lemon-XL, RF4034-Navy-S, RF4034-Navy-M, RF4034-Navy-L, RF4034-Navy-XL, RF4096-S, RF4096-M, RF4096-L, RF4096-XL, RF01A40040-Aruba Blue-S, RF01A40040-Aruba Blue-M, RF01A40040-Aruba Blue-L, RF01A40040-Aruba Blue-XL, RF01A40040-Ultra Marina-S, RF01A40040-Ultra Marina-M, RF01A40040-Ultra Marina-L, RF01A40040-Ultra Marina-XL
Condition: New
Size Chart
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Jun 30
Rainforests are exactly what we won’t have thanks to “AI”.
@DrunkCat Pine, Spruce, and Oak are used a lot in manufacturing, and it keeps us from needing to cut down trees that are critical for the ecology. There isn’t a logical scenario where western tech influences an extremely rare and treasured forest ecosystem.
@DrunkCat Polyester doesn’t grow on trees, and I’m almost certainly more drunk than you.
@AaronLeeJohnson https://www.fdmgroup.com/news-insights/environmental-impact-of-digitalisation/
@DrunkCat Corporate greed and human stupidity are why we will not have rain forests. Inaccurate general statements is why you will not win them back.
@yakkoTDI k
@DrunkCat That is some UK article about how bad greenhouse gasses are, except we were talking about trees (remember the rainforest?) and CO2 stimulates plant growth.
@AaronLeeJohnson https://news.mit.edu/2025/explained-generative-ai-environmental-impact-0117
@DrunkCat Actually try reading the article before posting it. It’s making the same point the previous one did. Which of course, will have the same exact counter. Jesus, this is breathtaking laziness.
@AaronLeeJohnson https://libguides.ecu.edu/c.php?g=1395131&p=10318505
Clothing with no size guide is no bueno. Pass.
@Perfect_Timing I just looked at the size guide. It’s called “size chart” after the spec table and before “what’s included.”
@Perfect_Timing @sdb I’ve now linked that on the main page for better visibility. Thanks!
I mean quick drying is a fine feature, but water isn’t the most persistent substance to soak your clothing in. You wring those shorts out like they owe you money and they’ll be fine. The real question is, are you going to be confident enough about your bod that you’ll opt out of wearing a swimming T-shirt?
Ready to buy until I realized 6" inseam is… awfully short.
Pass.
@richrauch
whut!? no pineapples!?
@LincolnMics
Need more loofahs…
I live in a warmer-ish coastal area and as a result, wear shorts with out under shorts at least half the year. Figured I’d try a pair of these and after hopping out the water today pulled them up over my pasty cheeks. My fiance looks at me and starts lauging, “wow those are NOT for wearing out of the house… just wondering are you slightly (fill in the blanks)” For the record, no I wasn’t. And no shame, I wouldn’t be the type of person to be pulled aside from TSA for salami smuggling suspicion.
Yea, don’t wear these outside of the house or you’ll be on a list. A slight bending of your midsection bunches the fabric and pokes out the pockets like dumbo’s ears and even with the mesh lining. Stand up straight… and so will the midsection of these shorts.
Not even mad, this is hilarious.
I LOVE THE SWIM TRUNKS BUT THEY ARE TOO SMALL. i WOULD LIKE TO REPLACE OR RETURN THEM
These are good 'uns so far. They are a little small though near perfect. Waist cord is sturdy and holds. Keeps trunks above knees!