2-Pack: Poo Emoji Pillows

mediocrebot put this thing up for sale said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET

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mediocrebot said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET:
Specs
- Model: Poop
- Condition: New
- Not the first shitty pillow we’re going to sell tonight I tell ya what
- Might be made of poly propylene (“pp”, hahaha)
- 10" big
What’s in the Box?

2x Poop pillows

Warranty

90 day Mediocre

Estimated Delivery

Monday, Nov 14 - Friday, Nov 18
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ELUNO said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

HOW DARE YOU!

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pyudin said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

DAMNIT I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US

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todaresq said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

Ooh, chocolate ice cream faces…

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jsh139 said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

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haydesigner said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:00am ET:

Funny. But nope.

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cengland0 said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

Oh crap.

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Thumperchick said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

These are cute poohlows.

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SillyScootScoot said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:01am ET:

No sleep for the wicked.

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mehcuda67 said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

Noooooooooooo!
Oh, I mean Meeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!

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wmbarr said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:02am ET:

Aw the mehrathon

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norman8 said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Oh no - a sleepless night and stressful day ahead.

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ciabelle said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Oh shit!

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eVil said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

$1 at local Walmart…

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- @eVil Link?
  
  cengland0 said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:06am ET
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- @cengland0 Local
  
  eVil said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:10am ET
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Rueki said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:03am ET:

Poop! Crap! Shitake!

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venussuz said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

Oddly tempted - my bil would laugh if he got these for Christmas.

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primrosewater said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:04am ET:

I did need a couple brown pillows for the chairs…

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mehrrychristmas said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:05am ET:

Starting with crap again…

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ELUNO said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:06am ET:

/—-l—
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- @ELUNO Dammit meh formatting!
  
  ELUNO said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:08am ET
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wmbarr said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:06am ET:

Where is the poll?

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- @wmbarr Look again.
  
  Thumperchick said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:08am ET
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cinoclav said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

Instant buy immediately followed by canceling the order.

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mossygreen said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

I can honestly say that these might be the only things I will not regret buying/having for the rest of my life.

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eeterrific said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:07am ET:

BMW anyone?

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versabox said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:08am ET:

How is it possible that these are sold out? I would’ve bought

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shortman said Mon, Dec 4th 2017 at 12:08am ET:

I’m drunk. I don’t want to buy anything but these are tempting! More beer is more tempting though! Did I type successfully while drunk? That’s amazing. Thanks to SwiftKey on iPhone!

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