@jayman007@joker I’m still annoyed they were able to get that trademark. They’ve ruined a perfectly good term.
“Squatty Potty” has been a generic term for a toilet that is a hole in the floor or an in-floor flush toilet that you literally have to squat over. These sort of arrangements are common all over the world.
Now everybody thinks the term refers to a dumb stool.
I just don’t believe this at all.
If It were an issue the bidet makes me want to poop so much I just squirt my ass at full flow and let it go.
I want a fakespot analysis on those reviews.
@warpedrotors
Also it’s a C on fakespot hmm.
This reminds me of Jimmy Johns, where the bathroom has like 100 ways to urinate on the walls.
Or, the idea of side/back/stomach sleeping. It’s always different depending on what they want to sell ya.
@sippinndippin Your method is similar to jamming a toothbrush down your throat to facilitate your bulimia and clean your teeth. There will be spatter. Trying to solve two problems at once and creating a whole new problem.
@sippinndippin@warpedrotors If folks are urinating on the walls at all, let alone 100 different ways, at Jimmy John’s; I think I will not be eating there any time soon!
@warpedrotors
Haven’t had the problem much. Also, if it does happen that’s why the bidet has a self clean… as far as the toilet I would just clean the toilet. I don’t understand the issue people would rather be constipated and over time need that problem removed surgically I guess.
@medz This is for the shitting. Wiping comes after… unless you’re like the guy shitting while the bidet shoots water up his ass. But then you’d be shitting and wiping while standing, which I’m pretty sure is a felony and a sin.
@tightwad well, it’s more like an elevated squat than a standing position. The goal is to raise your butt off the seat so you don’t have to cram your hand inside the bowl to access that specific area.
Isn’t this why Asians squat and poop in a hole? Granted their diets can be woefully low in fiber, esp. all that crap from the wet markets. I never tried voiding that way but how do you flush the darn thing? I’m tall and have long legs anyway. If I used this product my knees would be up to my chin.
@macromeh No for real it is helpful.
I bought a Squatty Potty for $3.50 at a local consignment shop, and the joyfully easy poops of the former owner became my own. Pooping is now fun!
@macromeh@Neechy I know we’re all here because we appreciate a deal, but I’m never buying something that was previously used by other people while pooping.
Ok I don’t automatically replace the toilets when I buy a house, but other shitting accessories should only be purchased new.
I got this EXACT one for $6 on clearance at Walgreens. Very difficult to assemble. The little pegs that hold the horizontal pieces are near impossible to insert.
@dansch07 I would guess, to be a bit graphic, that the “angle of the plumbing” that is dumping the waste product is directly downward with this, so that you have the full benefit of gravity on your side, not bending over so that you have to work harder to “dispense the product” in a more horizontal direction, also possibly giving you (or some other poor sucker) a more difficult cleaning job afterwards.
EDIT just reading further, I see that @MrNews a few posts down from here provides a much more medically-oriented explanation of this.
How old do you think I am? If you spend longer than 10 minutes on the toilet and whip out your phone while your on it or have reading material at hand. You need to have your asphinkter professionally looked at by someone who enjoys looking at assholes…Yeah I said it.
It absolutely IS more natural to poop closer to a squatting position- it helps unkink the area where the sigmoid colon curves up and then sharply down into the rectum. (IBD sufferers know way too much about the digestive tract.) Squatting actually makes it easier to relax that kink in the plumbing and evacuate more easily and completely. A sitting position is actually not natural for this function.
The “squatty potty” type devices come in different heights, depending on your own height, toilet height, and personal preference. I bought a “Squat N Go” folding unit on Amazon ($20) two years ago, and it does help. Before buying one of these stools (ooh, sorry) it’s best to try the idea out with a box or something, and see how it feels. The 7" Squat N Go is the right height for me (5’8"), and folds up for convenience and travel. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071S7N6QG
@MrNews except most people don’t have the problem. Leaning forward does the same thing. So does putting your foot up one box/can. But if buying a special expensive step stool is your thing go for it
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
$53.40 for 2 Pack at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Squatty
/giphy totally-tangled-peanut
@SirChris93 Order ID is not relevant to the product at all, but the giphy that it pulls up for some odd is quite relevant.
@SirChris93
GET TO DA POOOPAAHHH
You shitting me??
So these will help with constipation. I don’t think they will fit up my ass. Think these are headed straight for the next IRK.
Something to trip over when you have to emergency poo. Newp
@Joanna If you’re emergency pooping enough that this is a concern, it’s time to see a doctor.
@warpedrotors I could stay away from cheese, but I don’t want to. Worth the risk.
@Joanna Understood. Cheese is more important than most things. Havarti is my best friend.
@Joanna @warpedrotors Yum Havarti!!
WHAT the… WHAT?
@shubydoo
When Knees go up, poop comes out.
Really we’re just fancy Play Dough toys.
What the fuck
The meh face should be squinting and gritting its teeth.
I think anyone who waited up and bought these at midnight has a problem, but it is not constipation.
@Felton10
It’s insomnia from sleeping on your back. Try this shit pillow at 10 degrees.
Pooping wrong? I had one of those Rip Van Waffel cookies after dinner… I’m poopin’ right, baby.
@awk I’m addicted! The snickerdoodle is my go to
@awk Try a Fiber One bar. It’s like eating some kindling for your gut.
Not feeling it.
This product leaves you feeling empty inside.
And this is somehow better than just flipping over a box and putting your feet on it??
Looks like a lot of people haven’t heard of a squatty potty.
Squatty pottys are awesome.
And their commercials are funny.
If you haven’t tried one, get these.
HIKING! VIKINGS! STRIKE KING [BRAND FISHING LURES]! AWESOME!
@joker we have a couple already. Love em. Think they came from Costco.
@jayman007 @joker I’m still annoyed they were able to get that trademark. They’ve ruined a perfectly good term.
“Squatty Potty” has been a generic term for a toilet that is a hole in the floor or an in-floor flush toilet that you literally have to squat over. These sort of arrangements are common all over the world.
Now everybody thinks the term refers to a dumb stool.
@jayman007 @joker @Limewater Stool stool?
Been wanting a Squatty Potty for a long time. Too bad this wasn’t sold individually as I only see myself using it in one bathroom.
@JT954 the 2 pack is one for each foot.
And you expect a bunch of Meh people will spring for two of these, eh?
How about those Dodgers!
Needs a more catchy name…
Footy Pooty
Stooling Stool
Sat ‘n’ Scat
Squirty Perchy
@medz Sit ‘n’ Shit
Squatoman Ottoman
Step stool? Nah blood, it’s the Stool Step!
Splurge ‘n’ Purge 3000
Schlep Step
Dandy Dooker
Poop Stoop
Dump Stump
@medz Constipation Station
Fecal steeple
Bidet tray
Spray tray
@medz @warpedrotors
Loose-y Deuce-y
Turd Burg
Poop Roost
@warpedrotors
Shitter Sitter
@medz @warpedrotors
Drop Prop
Poopin’ Pal
Butt Buddy…wait…
@medz Snappy Crappy
What the…? I don’t even…
They have to sell something to go with the gallons of poo-pourri.
I just don’t believe this at all.
If It were an issue the bidet makes me want to poop so much I just squirt my ass at full flow and let it go.
I want a fakespot analysis on those reviews.
@sippinndippin I think you’re using the bidet wrong.
@warpedrotors
I don’t think so. What could be wrong? it relieves constipation, it cleans then you are done. I view it as a multifunction tool.
@warpedrotors
Also it’s a C on fakespot hmm.
This reminds me of Jimmy Johns, where the bathroom has like 100 ways to urinate on the walls.
Or, the idea of side/back/stomach sleeping. It’s always different depending on what they want to sell ya.
@sippinndippin Your method is similar to jamming a toothbrush down your throat to facilitate your bulimia and clean your teeth. There will be spatter. Trying to solve two problems at once and creating a whole new problem.
@sippinndippin any idiot can urinate on the walls. It takes a real genius to defecate on the ceiling!
@sippinndippin @warpedrotors If folks are urinating on the walls at all, let alone 100 different ways, at Jimmy John’s; I think I will not be eating there any time soon!
@warpedrotors
Haven’t had the problem much. Also, if it does happen that’s why the bidet has a self clean… as far as the toilet I would just clean the toilet. I don’t understand the issue people would rather be constipated and over time need that problem removed surgically I guess.
Only one actual picture of it, and it’s just sitting in a bathroom? Is it too much to ask for pictures of products in use?
… Asking for a friend
@DaFrogMan
Hey, @therealjrn. Is the modeling career still holding up? You keep doing you, bro.
/giphy uninviting-trusting-frame
These are 1 per foot, so a set of 2 per bathroom. Yes, I have big feet to hold up my big frame.
How does this work if you stand to wipe?
@medz This is for the shitting. Wiping comes after… unless you’re like the guy shitting while the bidet shoots water up his ass. But then you’d be shitting and wiping while standing, which I’m pretty sure is a felony and a sin.
@medz @warpedrotors this made me laugh. I think he was trying to say he uses the bidet to stimulate the pooping process, not to spray while pooping.
@warpedrotors after shitting, do you stand atop the stool to wipe or step down and then wipe?
@medz Stand to wipe? Doesn’t that limit access to the exact area that needs the attention at that time?
@medz Yes.
@tightwad well, it’s more like an elevated squat than a standing position. The goal is to raise your butt off the seat so you don’t have to cram your hand inside the bowl to access that specific area.
P00P5-1-D1D-1T-4641N LOL
I feel sorry for Glen tonight
This two pack is perfect for the romantic couples toilet I just installed
@Brandon313
All hail! Reverse Metroska toileting
It occurs to me you may not get this joke… I am saying Rssa is a toilet…
Get a folding step stool, lifts your feet up (squat position). You can also use it as a step. Meh, kindly sell those.
@gustador Or you could just have a friend spot you while you’re on the toilet, like for situps, except they would hold your feet up instead of down.
I have the squatty potty. These look easier to use. Easier for foot placement.
Might not matter for you young whippersnappers.
Well…shit. (Or shit well as the case may be)
Great! Meh is making shit happen now! Placing my order. Not!
Time to get out the old dumbbells that are collecting dust.
I only have one bathroom at home. Can these be doubled up for a Super Squat?
Isn’t this why Asians squat and poop in a hole? Granted their diets can be woefully low in fiber, esp. all that crap from the wet markets. I never tried voiding that way but how do you flush the darn thing? I’m tall and have long legs anyway. If I used this product my knees would be up to my chin.
Racist much?
@Dog19026 Do you know what they sell at wet markets? FIBER!
“2 pack” great deal! One for a good crap and the other, for home birth…
not today Meh, better luck tomorrow.
A poopular buy?
There is nothing wrong with how I poop. Pooping is something I consider myself an expert at. It’s one of my top three skills.
@OnionSoup It can become your top 1 skill with this product.
@OnionSoup it’s my #2 skill
@Neechy I’m not sure it’s not my #1. It’s hard to tell which is my greatest skill. Pooping, eating, or trans-dimensional astrophysics.
Or, you could eat some fruit and vegetables once in a while. Just sayin’
@macromeh No for real it is helpful.
I bought a Squatty Potty for $3.50 at a local consignment shop, and the joyfully easy poops of the former owner became my own. Pooping is now fun!
@macromeh @Neechy I know we’re all here because we appreciate a deal, but I’m never buying something that was previously used by other people while pooping.
Ok I don’t automatically replace the toilets when I buy a house, but other shitting accessories should only be purchased new.
Speaker stands for the bathroom
Hold my hand. It hurts.
/giphy it burns
@medz
I got this EXACT one for $6 on clearance at Walgreens. Very difficult to assemble. The little pegs that hold the horizontal pieces are near impossible to insert.
@helenr1966
CAUTION: Not for internal use.
This is the crappiest meh item ever.
[Kramer to Newman] … Well, we’ve officially hit rock bottom
What is it with this place and two of everything??
Why lift your knees up towards your chest when you can just bend over towards your knees, for free?
@dansch07 I would guess, to be a bit graphic, that the “angle of the plumbing” that is dumping the waste product is directly downward with this, so that you have the full benefit of gravity on your side, not bending over so that you have to work harder to “dispense the product” in a more horizontal direction, also possibly giving you (or some other poor sucker) a more difficult cleaning job afterwards.
EDIT just reading further, I see that @MrNews a few posts down from here provides a much more medically-oriented explanation of this.
How old do you think I am? If you spend longer than 10 minutes on the toilet and whip out your phone while your on it or have reading material at hand. You need to have your asphinkter professionally looked at by someone who enjoys looking at assholes…Yeah I said it.
Silly Westerners, just get a squat toilet and be done with it! Just aim for the whole in the floor!
It absolutely IS more natural to poop closer to a squatting position- it helps unkink the area where the sigmoid colon curves up and then sharply down into the rectum. (IBD sufferers know way too much about the digestive tract.) Squatting actually makes it easier to relax that kink in the plumbing and evacuate more easily and completely. A sitting position is actually not natural for this function.
The “squatty potty” type devices come in different heights, depending on your own height, toilet height, and personal preference. I bought a “Squat N Go” folding unit on Amazon ($20) two years ago, and it does help. Before buying one of these stools (ooh, sorry) it’s best to try the idea out with a box or something, and see how it feels. The 7" Squat N Go is the right height for me (5’8"), and folds up for convenience and travel. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B071S7N6QG
@MrNews except most people don’t have the problem. Leaning forward does the same thing. So does putting your foot up one box/can. But if buying a special expensive step stool is your thing go for it