Each container lasts approximately 4-6 weeks (or longer if reduced to once daily)
Size: 1.7 oz each
How to Use:
Twist cap to open and place two or three pumps onto fingertips
Apply directly to scalp where growth is desired
Gently massage the product into the scalp, using a back and forth motion for about 1 minute until absorbed (focus on trouble areas first before massaging the full scalp)
Apply twice daily (morning & evening)
Wash hands well after application
What’s Included?
2x Nulastin Hair Vibrant Scalp Treatments with Elastaplex Pearl
Bad flashback to cripplingly painful post chemo shots called Neulasta. I realize it’s not the same thing, but this one gets a hard pass from me, purely based on the name.
Amazon price $195? WTAF?! Meh price of $30 is way too much for a gag gift. So far 3 people actually bought this stuff? Fucking hell! More cents than sense.
“Myristoylation is a lipidation modification where a myristoyl group, derived from myristic acid, is covalently attached by an amide bond to the alpha-amino…”
This is below meh shit, this is snake-oil make-up marketing words to confuse the rubes type of product. Not the typical: this is a good product, how can we knock it off for pennies on the dollar and sell it through grey market channel merchandise, but pure unadulterated shit.
My long-time friend, TESS (Gov Trademark Search), says: Elastatropin : Non-medicated skin care preparations, namely body creams, body lotions, eye creams, eye gels, face creams, face gels, face lotions, facial emulsions, facial moisturizers, facial toners, anti-wrinkle creams, anti-wrinkle lotions and anti-wrinkle gels, skin renewal creams, skin repair creams, and skin firming preparations. FIRST USE: 20050815. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20050815
Do you see that? It isn’t a fucking “ethically sourced protein” (WTF is in the water in Colorado, I mean the force Coors on the country, but now this?) it is a trademark–not a patent–for NON MEDICAL IDIOT HOUSEWIFE SHIT.
My bottle of water with a crushed up multivitamin, infused asparagus, and a pinsized drop of my fecal matter because of science probably has more health benefits than this.
@CBL_WV You are right. That was pretty unwoke (asleep?) of me to apply a gender. It could have equally been described as househusband shit. Actually, I think I really meant:
This product does NOT claim to grow hair. It’s a volumizer. It only claims to make existing hair look thicker. And yes, it’s snake oil at its finest. And quite possibly a new low for meh.
Surprised not to see any reference to Ron Popeil here - the genius mastermind behind the truly medical miracle GLH - Great Looking Hair product way back when.
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: Nulastin Hair Vibrant Scalp Treatment With Elastaplex Pearl
Model: 733447552701-PEARL
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$195.00 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Mar 6
Fucking what
Meh button got an upgrade!
@jandrese Yes, caught me off guard. trouble is that it is an upgrade from meh to mildly interesting meh.
Why did the meh face shoot it’s load?
@somf69 Well both “Nulastin” and “Elastaplex” sound like they may be things you would find in an “adult store”… so maybe they work?
[edit] well actually since the new feature seems to have activated immediately, it seems like the “Nulastin” didn’t do its job.
Bad flashback to cripplingly painful post chemo shots called Neulasta. I realize it’s not the same thing, but this one gets a hard pass from me, purely based on the name.
Does work on other areas than the scalp?
@mexicantacos My pet babboon has a bald ass, in for 2!
Amazon price $195? WTAF?! Meh price of $30 is way too much for a gag gift. So far 3 people actually bought this stuff? Fucking hell! More cents than sense.
@MarkML oh, and it’s 3.4 oz for both containers. Use daily, and may see results as early as 4 weeks. Complete BS.
Seriously? Are you really trying to peddle this shit to the “cynical consumer”? Fuck it, ok fine I’ll give it a try for that price
@zxinfinity I don’t think you’re sufficiently cynical.
But it may be cynical of me to say that.
@blaineg I ended up not buying. Cynicism took over.
I don’t get it. This stuff supposed to replenish your hair? Do Rogaine investors know?
Hahaha. The Meh button.
@jsh139 Right? That really surprised me. There’s something funny about the ‘congratulations!’ cheer filled with meh faces
@triavalon I wonder if it’s a new thing. Maybe it’ll do it every day now.
Bald is beautiful!
@Kerig3
@blaineg @Kerig3 Bald is beautiful if one is already beautiful!
@blaineg She is one of the best parts of that movie.
Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir!
Did they misspell that second ingredient? “Mystery Oil”?
Or, is that just an inside chemist joke?
@phendrick I have no idea what it means, but:
“Myristoylation is a lipidation modification where a myristoyl group, derived from myristic acid, is covalently attached by an amide bond to the alpha-amino…”
@blaineg So, Mystery Oil, as stated above?
This is below meh shit, this is snake-oil make-up marketing words to confuse the rubes type of product. Not the typical: this is a good product, how can we knock it off for pennies on the dollar and sell it through grey market channel merchandise, but pure unadulterated shit.
My long-time friend, TESS (Gov Trademark Search), says: Elastatropin : Non-medicated skin care preparations, namely body creams, body lotions, eye creams, eye gels, face creams, face gels, face lotions, facial emulsions, facial moisturizers, facial toners, anti-wrinkle creams, anti-wrinkle lotions and anti-wrinkle gels, skin renewal creams, skin repair creams, and skin firming preparations. FIRST USE: 20050815. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20050815
Do you see that? It isn’t a fucking “ethically sourced protein” (WTF is in the water in Colorado, I mean the force Coors on the country, but now this?) it is a trademark–not a patent–for NON MEDICAL IDIOT HOUSEWIFE SHIT.
My bottle of water with a crushed up multivitamin, infused asparagus, and a pinsized drop of my fecal matter because of science probably has more health benefits than this.
@KNmeh7 What, exactly, do you think is “Housewife Shit”?? That’s pretty offensive, IMO.
@CBL_WV @KNmeh7 Would you have preferred “Housewife Fecal Matter”? Doesn’t quite have the same zing.
@CBL_WV You are right. That was pretty unwoke (asleep?) of me to apply a gender. It could have equally been described as househusband shit. Actually, I think I really meant:
NON MEDICAL IDIOT DOMESTIC PARTNER HOMEBODY SHIT.
Can I spray it on my face to give myself a beard?
@whittakerjt That’s what she said.
This product does NOT claim to grow hair. It’s a volumizer. It only claims to make existing hair look thicker. And yes, it’s snake oil at its finest. And quite possibly a new low for meh.
@Trinityscrew “a new low for meh” is a pretty low bar I would think. Let’s see what the AI says.
/showme a pretty low bar for Meh
[EDIT] of course that won’t work. I remember now, it doesn’t work in replies.
@pmarin @Trinityscrew
/8ball Is this a new low for Meh?
My sources say no
I thought it was spray paint.
@edsa If that were the case it would probably come with a pate-shaped stencil.
Clicked the Meh button and “surprise!”
@fredmavis Did anybody buy, and did the confirmation celebrate with exploding Meh faces, but this time with heads covered with black hair?
@fredmavis I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to notice, although it was a little unexpected.
Surprised not to see any reference to Ron Popeil here - the genius mastermind behind the truly medical miracle GLH - Great Looking Hair product way back when.
I really must object to the proposition that there are only two possible outcomes (to this, and lots of other crap as well):
1: It will help.
2: It will do nothing.
There really is a #3.
“I’m not only the Nulastin CEO , but I’m also a satisfied customer.”