This is below meh shit, this is snake-oil make-up marketing words to confuse the rubes type of product. Not the typical: this is a good product, how can we knock it off for pennies on the dollar and sell it through grey market channel merchandise, but pure unadulterated shit.
My long-time friend, TESS (Gov Trademark Search), says: Elastatropin : Non-medicated skin care preparations, namely body creams, body lotions, eye creams, eye gels, face creams, face gels, face lotions, facial emulsions, facial moisturizers, facial toners, anti-wrinkle creams, anti-wrinkle lotions and anti-wrinkle gels, skin renewal creams, skin repair creams, and skin firming preparations. FIRST USE: 20050815. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20050815
Do you see that? It isn’t a fucking “ethically sourced protein” (WTF is in the water in Colorado, I mean the force Coors on the country, but now this?) it is a trademark–not a patent–for NON MEDICAL IDIOT HOUSEWIFE SHIT.
My bottle of water with a crushed up multivitamin, infused asparagus, and a pinsized drop of my fecal matter because of science probably has more health benefits than this.