Product Name: 2-Pack of Meh Face Christmas Ornaments
Model: §0RN4M3HNT5
Condition: New
They hang from the tree
They give you glee
And if they don’t
That’s your problem
Material: Plastic
Dimensions: About the size of a baseball or one of those giant jawbreakers that you always begged to get from the store and then threw away after realizing how daunting of a task it is to actually finish them
The description reads that they could shatter. But what are they made from exactly? Are these going to arrive beat up by USPS pre-shattered? In any case… I’m a sucker for meh products… sigh. /buy
@mandirose@shiranissosexy Plastic is not necessarily shatter proof. I made the mistake of telling my kid some drinking glasses weren’t breakable because they were made of plastic. So she tested that by throwing one on the floor and it broke.
@Kidsandliz@shiranissosexy Fair point. I did drop it from shoulder height to see how it held up and it survived. Feel free to chuck it really hard at the ground though and let me know if you can prove me wrong! Hell, maybe buy a few sets just to test it out
@mandirose@shiranissosexy Nope not buying. Glad to hear it survived a controlled drop though. That will be a plus though for surviving meh shipping since including packets of Texas air seems to be a thing of the past.
@k9mckaig have you seen what a cheap crappy ornament costs at Walmart or 5 below. These cheap crappy ornaments are priced fairly. And they are plastic what is more Meh than a plastic ornament
@k9mckaig@unksol well shipping is free if you were still a VMP. Otherwise it appears there is a box with them and maybe some air pillows. Don’t worry you will get your money worth.
@bleedmichigan@k9mckaig they haven’t sold anything I would ever want at the rate of two per month for a long long time. Mehbership is always there if they start.
Id just be collecting junk if I bought to justify it
I buy a fair amount from Meh but the “Meh” emblem is not a pretty thing. It is, in fact, unfortunate looking. Products, yes, Meh on my tree, no. One must draw the line somewhere.
As you can see from the pic above, many of the folk who laugh at me right to my face are actually far too young and honest and un-corrupted to be my true friends.
I was resigned that it was going to be another $90 personal care product today, but, yay! I can use these for the Charlie Brown Xmas tree!
/giphy arched-dirty-egg
The write-up fails to consider a third possible outcome:
The attendee knows what Meh is, sees these on your tree, but sees a paucity of Bluetooth speakers, Quip toothbrushes of unconfirmed provenance, or other items frequently offered at Meh, and thus concludes that you know someone else who shops at Meh, but you have no idea what it is.
Furthermore, by the fact that they’re hanging on the tree and weren’t immediately tossed in the garbage, the attendee concludes that another attendee has gifted them to you. What follows is a mediocre game of cloak and dagger in which the attendee attempts to deduce which other attendee gave the gift and thus also knows about Meh.
I applaud the efforts of meh.com in providing tree ornaments that represent an effort to promote racial Diversity as well as gender binary recognition in the characters on the ornaments. Is there a 3 pack that includes a brown ornament or a 4 pack that would also include a yellow one. I am looking forward to a selection of ornaments in support of LGBTQIA recognition as well. Thank you for taking a leading role in bringing these issues to the tree ornament category.
@mikibell@Panegyric@RiotDemon@therealjrn To be honest at first I thought you had reposted a photo of the Meh offer to taunt her. But you’re not mean so I figured it out.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
Price Comparison
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Friday, July 17th
/buy
@dave It worked! Your order number is: technical-necrotic-biscuit
/image technical necrotic biscuit
Damn VMP…
/giphy turbulent-barbarous-lamp
/image turbulent-barbarous-lamp
Ooh pop sockets for tree branches
HO! HO! Hoe better have my money!
@yakkoTDI what does this have to do with gardening?
@msayler Because I am raking it in!!
/buy
@Oneroundrobb It worked! Your order number is: dangerously-fashionable-eel
/image dangerously fashionable eel
@mediocrebot
/giphy dangerously fashionable eel
Those are the happiest meh faces I have ever seen!
@tnhillbillygal I was thinking the same thing! It’s like they’re almost smiling. Maybe they’re Mehna Lisa ornaments.
According to the packaging, these are “Holiday” ornaments, not “Christmas” ornaments.
@lichme liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich!
@carl669 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl. Are you gonna go Christmas Caaaaaaaaaaaaroling this year?
@lichme bravo sir. well played.
@carl669 @lichme
/giphy Fuuuuuuuuck caaaaaaaaaaaroling
/buy --coupon “ParticipationAward”
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: fouled-beige-locket
/image fouled beige locket
@mediocrebot ew. What is that?
@mediocrebot @therealjrn I think it’s a lock of hair. I just don’t want to speculate who it’s from or who has it and why…
@mediocrebot @therealjrn @ybmuG It’s definitely not hair. It’s an umbilical cord. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-47878994
I’m kind of disgusted that I recognized it right away.
Also… https://mcphee.com/products/meh-ornament
@Oneroundrobb not as pretty as these and no face, but those are glass so they really will break when the cat bats it off the tree.
Is this estimated delivery 2019 or 2020?
Or December 2024 based on the days of the week?
If this were any other site I wouldn’t feel compelled to ask.
@zachdecker you will get it when it arrives, if it arrives and you will be happy
@bleedmichigan @zachdecker Happy?
@blaineg @zachdecker happy content bemused let down
The description reads that they could shatter. But what are they made from exactly? Are these going to arrive beat up by USPS pre-shattered? In any case… I’m a sucker for meh products… sigh. /buy
@shiranissosexy they’re shatterproof. Made of plastic.
@mandirose @shiranissosexy Plastic is not necessarily shatter proof. I made the mistake of telling my kid some drinking glasses weren’t breakable because they were made of plastic. So she tested that by throwing one on the floor and it broke.
@Kidsandliz @shiranissosexy Fair point. I did drop it from shoulder height to see how it held up and it survived. Feel free to chuck it really hard at the ground though and let me know if you can prove me wrong! Hell, maybe buy a few sets just to test it out
@mandirose @shiranissosexy Nope not buying. Glad to hear it survived a controlled drop though. That will be a plus though for surviving meh shipping since including packets of Texas air seems to be a thing of the past.
5 bucks a pop for these? …are they filled with pot?
@k9mckaig I think the inclusion of pot would make these considerably less “meh” to some people
@k9mckaig pretty good price for pot.
@k9mckaig have you seen what a cheap crappy ornament costs at Walmart or 5 below. These cheap crappy ornaments are priced fairly. And they are plastic what is more Meh than a plastic ornament
@bleedmichigan @k9mckaig these are cheap crappy ornaments… $5 is nuts. Then you tack on shipping…
Plus that one is in black face
@k9mckaig @unksol well shipping is free if you were still a VMP. Otherwise it appears there is a box with them and maybe some air pillows. Don’t worry you will get your money worth.
@k9mckaig @therealjrn “@k9mckaig pretty good price for pot.” nope…just seeds and stems.
@bleedmichigan @k9mckaig they haven’t sold anything I would ever want at the rate of two per month for a long long time. Mehbership is always there if they start.
Id just be collecting junk if I bought to justify it
/buy
@mandirose It worked! Your order number is: benign-relishing-operation
/image benign relishing operation
@mandirose That must be what work looks like!
Oh, hell.
/image jolly-delightful-penguin
If only they were Festivus ornaments …
@hchavers You could always piss of conservatives and claim it’s a holiday ornament!
@Kyser_Soze uhm… yeah
I buy a fair amount from Meh but the “Meh” emblem is not a pretty thing. It is, in fact, unfortunate looking. Products, yes, Meh on my tree, no. One must draw the line somewhere.
@jewelshound right around the lip area I think.
Don’t even put up a tree, but had to have these.
Do they come with a sack?
/buy
@carl669 It worked! Your order number is: likely-chatty-stick
/image likely chatty stick
what the fuck @mediocrebot?? pick a less creepy doll you asshole.
@carl669 she will come at night for your ornaments …
@stolicat don’t you dare put that kind of a hex on me dammit!
Dammit.
Must fucking buy these.
Must.
Meh, you deserve the /giphy you are gonna get from this.
/giphy overactive-gifted-tongue
@f00l Ha ha! Looks like meh knows you.
@therealjrn
I think I must have a Meh face tattooed on the back of my head on something.
I’ll never see if, but everyone else knows and laughs at me. Right?
/giphy meh face
Um…well…not to your face, @f00l
@therealjrn
Some people do. Right to my face.
Others pretend they don’t until my back is turned.
/giphy ha ha ha
Those people aren’t your real friends, @f00l
@therealjrn
As you can see from the pic above, many of the folk who laugh at me right to my face are actually far too young and honest and un-corrupted to be my true friends.
I just scored a BOC on Woot today…what are the odds it contains one of these?
@Kyser_Soze probably 0:1
@Kyser_Soze once upon a time BOC weren’t just total shit.
/image gutsy-tangled-science
/giphy guysy-tangled-science
Meh. I will just staple some ribbon to my meh pillows from last year and call them ornaments.
I was resigned that it was going to be another $90 personal care product today, but, yay! I can use these for the Charlie Brown Xmas tree!
/giphy arched-dirty-egg
The write-up fails to consider a third possible outcome:
The attendee knows what Meh is, sees these on your tree, but sees a paucity of Bluetooth speakers, Quip toothbrushes of unconfirmed provenance, or other items frequently offered at Meh, and thus concludes that you know someone else who shops at Meh, but you have no idea what it is.
Furthermore, by the fact that they’re hanging on the tree and weren’t immediately tossed in the garbage, the attendee concludes that another attendee has gifted them to you. What follows is a mediocre game of cloak and dagger in which the attendee attempts to deduce which other attendee gave the gift and thus also knows about Meh.
Why… why…
/giphy watery-informative-class
/image watery informative class
Ah fuck you got me
/buy
@RiotDemon It worked! Your order number is: ghoulish-grotesque-clock
/image ghoulish grotesque clock
@mediocrebot you know me so well.
/giphy ghoulish grotesque clock
Pictures need a banana for scale. How big are your balls, Meh?
/buy
@looseneck It worked! Your order number is: meticulous-glittery-woodchuck
/image meticulous glittery woodchuck
@mediocrebot Is this your idea of a woodchuck?
/giphy modern-missing-side
/giphy wet-martian-tree
I have a feeling these are going to be popular items in the next exchange
idk man $5 per cat toy? (inevitably will need to withstand the cats)
too expensive
Damn those are ugly ornaments.
Hoping these get here in time.
/giphy nonsensical-realistic-line
/buy
@vin314 It worked! Your order number is: amicable-ballistic-snow
/image amicable ballistic snow
/giphy eloped-confident-cream
/giphy carbonated-priceless-barnacle
@Thumperchick Yeah! WAH-PAH!
Um, what’s wah-pah?
@therealjrn uhhhh
@therealjrn @Thumperchick
@RiotDemon @Thumperchick
oh…OH! I get it now!
/buy
@connorbush It worked! Your order number is: laughable-pervasive-bit
/image laughable pervasive bit
I applaud the efforts of meh.com in providing tree ornaments that represent an effort to promote racial Diversity as well as gender binary recognition in the characters on the ornaments. Is there a 3 pack that includes a brown ornament or a 4 pack that would also include a yellow one. I am looking forward to a selection of ornaments in support of LGBTQIA recognition as well. Thank you for taking a leading role in bringing these issues to the tree ornament category.
@AndyChase Don’t forget a red one for the 5-pack.
/giphy count-me-out
I held out as long as I could but
/giphy ungrateful-compromising-grape
@sammydog01
Dear Meh I need 4 more of these. How can I make this happen! It’s an eMEHgency!
@Panegyric here you go.
@Panegyric Buy them here:
@mikibell @Panegyric I think I hear an echo.
@RiotDemon The question is did @Panegyric order some more? (It’s not completely obvious that photo is a Morningsave link.)
@RiotDemon @sammydog01 @mikibell
Hi, @Panegyric. Just in case you didn’t notice those pictures were links to a MorningSave sale, here’s a link just to be sure.
CLICK HERE TO BUY THE ORBS FROM SISTER SITE MORNINGSAVE
@mikibell @Panegyric @sammydog01 @therealjrn yeah, I’m not sure why it’s not more obvious. I’ll tell the people at meh.
@mikibell @Panegyric @RiotDemon @therealjrn To be honest at first I thought you had reposted a photo of the Meh offer to taunt her. But you’re not mean so I figured it out.
@mikibell @Panegyric @sammydog01 @therealjrn lol.
@Panegyric @RiotDemon @sammydog01 @therealjrn oh crap… Totally not meant as a taunt! I missed that RiotDemon had posted a link. Going back to sleep for the season
@mikibell @Panegyric @RiotDemon @sammydog01 They changed the url now though.
NEW LINK TO MEH ORNAMEHNTS
Not happy with the quality of these, considering the price.
@nestage The quality was better than I expected. You must have higher standards than me.
Mehballs, Mehballs
I got Mehballs today
here I go to play with Mehballs
each and everyday. eh?
Ahhh poop I missed this.
Please sell this again.
@OnionSoup
@Raider wish i could give you 10 likes.
@OnionSoup @Raider
2 FOR $8? THIS IS BULLSHIT!!
Just kidding : )
@OnionSoup @Raider @therealjrn I know, right?
@OnionSoup @Raider @therealjrn I guess I can use a couple more.
/giphy naughty-wintry-cranberry