Product Name: 2-Pack of Meh Face Christmas Ornaments
They hang from the tree
They give you glee
And if they don’t
That’s your problem
Dimensions: About the size of a baseball or one of those giant jawbreakers that you always begged to get from the store and then threw away after realizing how daunting of a task it is to actually finish them
@mandirose@shiranissosexy Plastic is not necessarily shatter proof. I made the mistake of telling my kid some drinking glasses weren’t breakable because they were made of plastic. So she tested that by throwing one on the floor and it broke.
@Kidsandliz@shiranissosexy Fair point. I did drop it from shoulder height to see how it held up and it survived. Feel free to chuck it really hard at the ground though and let me know if you can prove me wrong! Hell, maybe buy a few sets just to test it out
@mandirose@shiranissosexy Nope not buying. Glad to hear it survived a controlled drop though. That will be a plus though for surviving meh shipping since including packets of Texas air seems to be a thing of the past.
The write-up fails to consider a third possible outcome:
The attendee knows what Meh is, sees these on your tree, but sees a paucity of Bluetooth speakers, Quip toothbrushes of unconfirmed provenance, or other items frequently offered at Meh, and thus concludes that you know someone else who shops at Meh, but you have no idea what it is.
Furthermore, by the fact that they’re hanging on the tree and weren’t immediately tossed in the garbage, the attendee concludes that another attendee has gifted them to you. What follows is a mediocre game of cloak and dagger in which the attendee attempts to deduce which other attendee gave the gift and thus also knows about Meh.
I applaud the efforts of meh.com in providing tree ornaments that represent an effort to promote racial Diversity as well as gender binary recognition in the characters on the ornaments. Is there a 3 pack that includes a brown ornament or a 4 pack that would also include a yellow one. I am looking forward to a selection of ornaments in support of LGBTQIA recognition as well. Thank you for taking a leading role in bringing these issues to the tree ornament category.