@OnionSoup it really is. I think a lot of it is how eye-opening it is to actually… Clean. Like, hope is this not standard in any place with plumbing capability?
@Kidsandliz Best thing ever. I have bought these for every home I’ve ever owned, lived in or stayed in as a guest. Inexpensive and life changing. The thought of wiping poo off with just dry paper is just not very appealing to me.
@Kidsandliz in general but I also have gifted these as they are inexpensive and work quite well. It’s also a bit self serving - but I’d like the comfort of a bidet anywhere I stay. I’m buying these today for our new Airbnb.
Just an FYI on these: I bought one a few listing cycles ago and installed it on a more rounded toilet (not elongated enough) out in our country hunting lodge, and I have to scoot all the way to the front mashing junk into the rim of the bowl in order for the stream to ever graze the butt’s hole. I thought maybe it was user error and I turned the knob the wrong way, but the feminine setting straight up hoses the back of the bean bag too. I have a couple different model bidets installed at home (2 manual, 1 electric; all biobidet) on 3 toilets and don’t have that issue with them.
@Kidsandliz I’ve had them so long I couldn’t tell you the model numbers without disassembling them because the only thing visible anywhere is the Biobidet logo. The electric model was expensive but was the way to go though. Heated seat, heated water, dryer, adjustable nozzle position and pressure and it has a handle-held/wall mounted wireless remote. It also has a “vortex” button designed to not sound like the industrial cutting water-jet enema that it is.The manual versions are similar but with an overly sensitive lever control.
The Dude Wiper’s adjustable knob is far superior in that aspect. It is more gentle as the adjustment is smooth and more gradual. The nozzles are just at a fixed angle which probably work better on an elongated toilet. I should also add that I live in southeast Texas so the “cold” water isn’t really an issue with any of the manual bidets I have. Ground water is always fairly warm.
If not for the Dude’s aim as it is mounted on that particular toilet I would place it second to the electric in terms of comfort and ease of use. Calling toilet error on it. That toilet was pulled from a government issued FEMA trailer so it’s an oddball dimension.
I ordered a set after reading many reviews from all of you clean assholes out there. I have a few questions that I think I may not be alone having:
How do you know when all the flotsam has been washed out? That is to say, how do you calibrate the duration of the flow to do the job?
Afterwards, are you still using TP to dry off, and if so, my experience with wet TP is that it breaks up and sticks to whatever was wet, is that the case?
Since this model is not heated, is the cold water (especially in the northern winter months) an issue?
Thanks in advance. No shit, I would like to know these things.
I probably linger under the stream (on the stream?) longer than I need to, in order to ensure that the job is complete.
Yes, exactly. My process is: wipe once (like in ye olde days), bidet rinse, then wad up 6-8 squares and pat dry the damp area. Sometimes I notice a residual, tell-tale mark on that damp wad of paper, but it’s far lighter than if I’d not used the bidet. To be sure, that pat-dry paper doesn’t break up and stick, in my experience. (Then again, I’m using a decent two-ply paper, not some meh half-ply stuff.)
Back (haha!) when I only had a cold-water bidet, I would notice about a tenth of a second of “Oh wow!” reaction, but as others smarter at rectal anatomy have shared here previously, apparently, there are fewer hot/cold-sensing nerves in that vicinity, so it’s less of an issue than one would expect. That said, if you are concerned and have access to a hot water line (I was so fortunate for one of our bathrooms), upgrade to a model (maybe not one of these) which permits mixing hot and cold water to find your Goldilocks temperature.
I overuse, probably. And I also let the jet stream really get in there to make sure I’m good to go. It takes a little practice, but you get the feel of it soon enough.
I don’t use TP because wet TP sounds awful. Plus, one of my reasons for buying this was to save on TP since it’s so expensive. So I bought towels and a small trash can, and once a week I toss the butt rags into the washer on Sanitize mode. It’s not as gross as you think because if you did your job right, it’s just drying yourself off. There should be no stains. Bonus, drying off with these soft towels feels like royalty, and I honestly despise pooping anywhere else now.
Honestly, I like the cold water… I find it refreshing. But I also went into it thinking this would be a good intro to bidets and I would upgrade down the road if I wanted warm water.
Here are the items I bought on Amazon to address #2… in more ways that one.
Minnesota on a well, so far it hasn’t been too cold at all. Most of the water is going to be house temp for me due to length of the lines. I spray for a few seconds and then wait (read) another minute to drip dry a bit before using 3 squares of good TP to finish drying off. If there are brown bits on the paper probably want to spray again, and the TP holds up fine
@Jonas4321 the first time I used one the cold water startled me a little… but yeah, that first time was startling for sure. The second time I used it, it didn’t bother me at all. Now, I look forwards to the cold water, even in winter, it feels refreshing (I wouldn’t want it to be warm).
Now, I’m on well water (a deep well), so my cold water is cold all year round but never freezing… stays fairly consistent probably about 50-something F all year long.
As for how much I let it run… Run it as long as you think is enough (each trip can be different). Grab a square of toilet paper to dry off (doesn’t take much at all)… if it’s not clean, I spray again. We buy “good paper”, we don’t go through it very fast with it only being used for drying.
@Jonas4321 Even before I got into using a bidet I would always do one or two more rounds of “insurance wipes” just to assure myself that everything was clean. Depending on how squatch-like your crack is you might need a dense wad of paper to properly sop up any remaining gravy hiding in the forest.
I’ve bought two separately, installed the first and liked enough to buy the second. Said to myself last night “I’ll buy my brother one when they come around again”
But buying him two?? I did break a toilet seat last time I visited (first time for me! He said he’s broken like five so WTH)
I got two of the Hello Tushy brand, and been using the cold-water one for 2-3 years. Just installed the hot/cold one last week, and it’s a treat! Mrs News really loves the bidet experience, and we even hung small soft towels next to the toilet, which saves even more TP.
When they first went on sale, there was only one and I bought it. Then there was a twofer and bought it again because I have 3 terlets. This is such a great deal that I’ve bought them again. This is a great product but all the parts connecting on the terlet bowl are plastic and they’re gonna wear out eventually. Once you have this you can never go back to poopin’ without!
@jquebby We’ve had bidets installed on two of our toilets for >10 years that are a different brand (Biobidet) but also mostly plastic. I’ve only had one failure - the plastic waterline from the control to the sprayer developed a crack and leaked when spraying. The crack was at the connection where the line went over the fitting, so I just pulled it off, cut it back a bit and pushed it back on. No problems since.
Bought one on previous offer to replace a different type that got broken via an unfortunate bathroom accident (no people or animals were harmed in the making of this PSA). Installed it myself, like it even better than the previous brand. If I had more than one bathroom, or some friends who were open to me gently suggesting they might need one, I’d definitely pull the trigger on this. It is, as others have said, a great price. And, it works well.
Bought our first bidet last time these were sold and just installed them. Love them! I like the water being cold so that’s not an issue. The intent of the purchase was to help after my shoulder surgery - on my right. Dumbass. Just ordered a left hand model from Amazon yesterday. Still going to get these as Christmas presents for the relatives that are full of shit.
@KSHC The last time they had them was right before my own right-side shoulder surgery. It would have been helpful, but it wouldn’t have arrived in time for me to install it, and it had the controls on the right, so I passed. I think I’d rather have a warm water option, anyway.
@ewitt Not really without doing damage. It’s part of a large plastic piece that also has the dial markings on it. You would have to remove the knob, then the plastic piece, then somehow remove the “DUDE” part.
In theory you could just cover it with a piece of contact paper, plastic tape, or if you were desperate, mask it and spray paint it.
@Kyeh It looks to me like a little careful application of an X-Acto knife could get that section of the label trimmed and lifted. If all else fails, put a different sticker over it.
If all else fails, put a different sticker over it.
Yeah, which is why I said that Meh should sent out Meh stickers with each one of these sold!!!
Meh should send out more Meh stickers anyway! And Irk & Glen stickers too!
@Kyeh@werehatrack I think her statement was general. Like Meh could send stickers that could cover Dude. I dont think she was specifically targeting the stickers that were sent before. It was a cute and silly idea
@Kyeh@werehatrack it is a great idea, which is why no one understood why you were challenging her? This is a forum where people come to waste time and hang out. Why is there a constant need to challenge so many of our posts if they do not fit into your ideal of perfectly correct?
I mean I hate to be so blunt, but this type of response makes people not want to post. Take it a step further it has ran folks off because they would rather not deal with your responses than give an opinion. Sad really…
@Kyeh My apologies, I had intended my response to be applied to the comment about removing the label, and I goofed. To make matters worse, the only Meh stickers I know about are way too big and much the wrong shape. They wouldn’t have worked. If there have been others, I was ignorant of them, but you are 100% correct that a Meh sticker of an appropriate size would be a good idea.
@werehatrack You’d think with the enthusiasm people have got for the Meh shirts, TPTB would want to put out a lot more Meh-rchandise that we weirdos could use to advertise our loyalty. ARE YOU LISTENING, MEH?
Mine arrived today and it really was simple to install and get centered. Too bad I am all pooped out today.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, there’s always tomorrow. It’s only a day away!
Specs
Product: 2-Pack: DUDE Wiper 1000 Self-Cleaning Dual-Nozzle Bidet Attachment
Model: D-BIDET-BK, D-BIDET-W
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$79.98-$87.98 for 2 at Amazon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 25 - Tuesday, Sep 26
When are you going to have Coming to America style wipers?
Déjà Dude
Have it, like it, bought one for the other bathroom, don’t need two more. Kind of wish I did, this is a great price.
@mossygreen I like having a backup, but I have those… and the whole “Dude” branding is counter-influential.
I don’t own a dude brand bidet, but Bidets attachments like these are awesome.
We’ve had them for many years now and I hate pooping anywhere that isn’t home.now because I miss the bidet.
DIPLOMAT! RAT-A-TAT! FAT CAT! AWESOME!
@OnionSoup Yup. I have bought bidets for a lot of people, much for this reason.
@brainmist there is probably no product on earth that for $15 each is so life changing ( and I say that without jokes or irony.)
@OnionSoup it really is. I think a lot of it is how eye-opening it is to actually… Clean. Like, hope is this not standard in any place with plumbing capability?
If you have ever wanted to give two shits, well now you can!
/image hey dude nickelodeon
Butt butt butt I only have one toilet in the apartment
@Kidsandliz They list the material only as plastic; other brands emphasize the use of brass for the valve.
Having a spare might not be a bad idea…
Seriously though. They have sold this thing around a zillion times. What does anything think who actually owns one?
@Kidsandliz
Quote:
Two thumbs up
– my butthole
/ um, that could probably be misread
@Kidsandliz Best thing ever. I have bought these for every home I’ve ever owned, lived in or stayed in as a guest. Inexpensive and life changing. The thought of wiping poo off with just dry paper is just not very appealing to me.
@Echenanci This particular one or bidets in general?
@Kidsandliz in general but I also have gifted these as they are inexpensive and work quite well. It’s also a bit self serving - but I’d like the comfort of a bidet anywhere I stay. I’m buying these today for our new Airbnb.
@Echenanci @Kidsandliz
The second “b” is for “bidets”!
@Kidsandliz I will never not have one at home again. I have backups, just to be sure.
@Kidsandliz I own this exact one and may just buy today’s 2-pack to outfit more toilets in my house. I love it.
Ever notice Meh is obsessed with turds?
@hchavers maybe it’s their commentary on us as customers? or a candid estimation of their products for sale? some deep doo doo here!
@hchavers @robson Just one of their myriad fetishes…
@hchavers I guess it beats being abscessed with them.
Enema of the state = classic
Just an FYI on these: I bought one a few listing cycles ago and installed it on a more rounded toilet (not elongated enough) out in our country hunting lodge, and I have to scoot all the way to the front mashing junk into the rim of the bowl in order for the stream to ever graze the butt’s hole. I thought maybe it was user error and I turned the knob the wrong way, but the feminine setting straight up hoses the back of the bean bag too. I have a couple different model bidets installed at home (2 manual, 1 electric; all biobidet) on 3 toilets and don’t have that issue with them.
@mirrorz Umm… Thanks for sharing?
@mirrorz Apparently “Dude” is less a designation of the target audience and more the reaction to an unexpected ball shot.
@mirrorz So which ones do you own and what is the order in which you like them?
@Kidsandliz I’ve had them so long I couldn’t tell you the model numbers without disassembling them because the only thing visible anywhere is the Biobidet logo. The electric model was expensive but was the way to go though. Heated seat, heated water, dryer, adjustable nozzle position and pressure and it has a handle-held/wall mounted wireless remote. It also has a “vortex” button designed to not sound like the industrial cutting water-jet enema that it is.The manual versions are similar but with an overly sensitive lever control.
The Dude Wiper’s adjustable knob is far superior in that aspect. It is more gentle as the adjustment is smooth and more gradual. The nozzles are just at a fixed angle which probably work better on an elongated toilet. I should also add that I live in southeast Texas so the “cold” water isn’t really an issue with any of the manual bidets I have. Ground water is always fairly warm.
If not for the Dude’s aim as it is mounted on that particular toilet I would place it second to the electric in terms of comfort and ease of use. Calling toilet error on it. That toilet was pulled from a government issued FEMA trailer so it’s an oddball dimension.
@mirrorz Thanks for all that information!
Spotted at a convenience store right off a large university campus.
/google How much toilet paper does $15 buy
Reel Paper Premium Bamboo Toilet Paper - 12 Mega Rolls : Target
https://www.target.com/p/reel-paper-premium-bamboo-toilet-paper-12-mega-rolls/-/A-81656337
I ordered a set after reading many reviews from all of you clean assholes out there. I have a few questions that I think I may not be alone having:
Thanks in advance. No shit, I would like to know these things.
@Jonas4321
Good luck with your bidet journey!
@Jonas4321
Here are the items I bought on Amazon to address #2… in more ways that one.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09XTQ6T1C
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B2479B95
@Jonas4321 @TBoneZeOriginal
Minnesota on a well, so far it hasn’t been too cold at all. Most of the water is going to be house temp for me due to length of the lines. I spray for a few seconds and then wait (read) another minute to drip dry a bit before using 3 squares of good TP to finish drying off. If there are brown bits on the paper probably want to spray again, and the TP holds up fine
@EScott12 @Jonas4321 Still prefer the feeling of soft linen royalty, but to each his own.
@Jonas4321 the first time I used one the cold water startled me a little… but yeah, that first time was startling for sure. The second time I used it, it didn’t bother me at all. Now, I look forwards to the cold water, even in winter, it feels refreshing (I wouldn’t want it to be warm).
Now, I’m on well water (a deep well), so my cold water is cold all year round but never freezing… stays fairly consistent probably about 50-something F all year long.
As for how much I let it run… Run it as long as you think is enough (each trip can be different). Grab a square of toilet paper to dry off (doesn’t take much at all)… if it’s not clean, I spray again. We buy “good paper”, we don’t go through it very fast with it only being used for drying.
@Jonas4321 @TBoneZeOriginal “MoonQueen” butt rags – that name was just a coincidence, right?
@Jonas4321 Even before I got into using a bidet I would always do one or two more rounds of “insurance wipes” just to assure myself that everything was clean. Depending on how squatch-like your crack is you might need a dense wad of paper to properly sop up any remaining gravy hiding in the forest.
I’ve bought two separately, installed the first and liked enough to buy the second. Said to myself last night “I’ll buy my brother one when they come around again”
But buying him two?? I did break a toilet seat last time I visited (first time for me! He said he’s broken like five so WTH)
I bought this last time and LOVE it. My first bidet.
It was dead easy to install, and contrary to popular opinion, and I actually like the cold water. I find it refreshing.
Again?
I got two of the Hello Tushy brand, and been using the cold-water one for 2-3 years. Just installed the hot/cold one last week, and it’s a treat! Mrs News really loves the bidet experience, and we even hung small soft towels next to the toilet, which saves even more TP.
When they first went on sale, there was only one and I bought it. Then there was a twofer and bought it again because I have 3 terlets. This is such a great deal that I’ve bought them again. This is a great product but all the parts connecting on the terlet bowl are plastic and they’re gonna wear out eventually. Once you have this you can never go back to poopin’ without!
@jquebby We’ve had bidets installed on two of our toilets for >10 years that are a different brand (Biobidet) but also mostly plastic. I’ve only had one failure - the plastic waterline from the control to the sprayer developed a crack and leaked when spraying. The crack was at the connection where the line went over the fitting, so I just pulled it off, cut it back a bit and pushed it back on. No problems since.
Bidets are cool and all but a little too cool
when our cold water gets too cold in the winter time.
@Larry1977 It’ll wake you up real quick on a dark winter morning.
Bought one on previous offer to replace a different type that got broken via an unfortunate bathroom accident (no people or animals were harmed in the making of this PSA). Installed it myself, like it even better than the previous brand. If I had more than one bathroom, or some friends who were open to me gently suggesting they might need one, I’d definitely pull the trigger on this. It is, as others have said, a great price. And, it works well.
Bought our first bidet last time these were sold and just installed them. Love them! I like the water being cold so that’s not an issue. The intent of the purchase was to help after my shoulder surgery - on my right. Dumbass. Just ordered a left hand model from Amazon yesterday. Still going to get these as Christmas presents for the relatives that are full of shit.
@KSHC The last time they had them was right before my own right-side shoulder surgery. It would have been helpful, but it wouldn’t have arrived in time for me to install it, and it had the controls on the right, so I passed. I think I’d rather have a warm water option, anyway.
I hope you have a quick recovery!
Can the “Dude Wiper” decal be easily removed.
@ewitt Not really without doing damage. It’s part of a large plastic piece that also has the dial markings on it. You would have to remove the knob, then the plastic piece, then somehow remove the “DUDE” part.
In theory you could just cover it with a piece of contact paper, plastic tape, or if you were desperate, mask it and spray paint it.
It’s not offensive enough for me to cover it.
Dude Wipe 1000: because 999 of them before didn’t work.
Meh should enclose a couple of “Meh” stickers with each one of these sold, so people can cover up the DUDE decal.
@Kyeh It looks to me like a little careful application of an X-Acto knife could get that section of the label trimmed and lifted. If all else fails, put a different sticker over it.
@werehatrack
Yeah, which is why I said that Meh should sent out Meh stickers with each one of these sold!!!
Meh should send out more Meh stickers anyway! And Irk & Glen stickers too!
@Kyeh The Meh stickers I’ve seen would be the wrong size for this application. (There’s one on the back window of my vehicle, though.)
@Kyeh @werehatrack I think her statement was general. Like Meh could send stickers that could cover Dude. I dont think she was specifically targeting the stickers that were sent before. It was a cute and silly idea
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 Meh stickers in assorted sizes would have So Many Uses. We must have them, Precious, yesss!
@tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
@Kyeh @werehatrack
/giphy My precious
@Kyeh @werehatrack it is a great idea, which is why no one understood why you were challenging her? This is a forum where people come to waste time and hang out. Why is there a constant need to challenge so many of our posts if they do not fit into your ideal of perfectly correct?
I mean I hate to be so blunt, but this type of response makes people not want to post. Take it a step further it has ran folks off because they would rather not deal with your responses than give an opinion. Sad really…
@Kyeh My apologies, I had intended my response to be applied to the comment about removing the label, and I goofed. To make matters worse, the only Meh stickers I know about are way too big and much the wrong shape. They wouldn’t have worked. If there have been others, I was ignorant of them, but you are 100% correct that a Meh sticker of an appropriate size would be a good idea.
@werehatrack You’d think with the enthusiasm people have got for the Meh shirts, TPTB would want to put out a lot more Meh-rchandise that we weirdos could use to advertise our loyalty. ARE YOU LISTENING, MEH?
@Kyeh @tinamarie1974 @werehatrack
<for low-volume uses like your own PLUSH FLUSH >
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Stickers
I’ve gotten one of these last time meh.com had them, no regrets!
Mine arrived today and it really was simple to install and get centered. Too bad I am all pooped out today.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, there’s always tomorrow. It’s only a day away!