@candiedisilvio1 Sorry, this deal contains 2 unique items and I’m not sure which one you want. Try ordering from the checkout page.

@cengland0 Or… steamer in each hand to be really productive and finish the job in half the time?

@cengland0 What? Why WOULDN’T you want to dual wield steam guns? YOU’RE the one being ridiculous.

@cengland0 Well if you have kids you know you will lose one when they misplace it until years later when you find it buried in their closet.

@KCFalcon59 oh gosh good point! maybe I should order a couple more

@candiedisilvio1 they really are a handful so don’t order more than you can manage. Usually is say one or two at a time is about the must you can manage. Human babies are a lot of work to raise.

@Kerig3 I agree! It makes me steaming mad when they offer (2) of an item that you would like to have but won’t use very often. Why not sell just (1) … for LESS!

Because it’s Tuesday, duh.

@awk white tupac looks more like tupaste

@awk Bluetooth Tupac

@Junior305 I have a better trick: just wear it wrinkled and hope nobody notices.

@ruouttaurmind that’ll work too if you don’t mind people calling you crumplestiltskin for a day.

@Junior305 Or hang it in the bathroom while you shower, and it will mostly unwrinkle on its own, but stretching it out when you get out will maximize the effect.

@Junior305 i’ve always used this trick, don’t buy anything that requires ironing. (or dry cleaning or hand washing.)

@ruouttaurmind people actually call you crumplestilskin? WTH! that’s just mean

@Junior305, @daworld88, I call myself Crumplestilskin every morning when I look in the mirror and see a fresh new wrinkle every day.

/giphy youth is wasted on the young

I have NO idea why I thought giphy would come up with anything even remotely related to that text string. Must be the senility creeping up in my old age…

@warpedrotors I didn’t know what that word meant and why so many upvotes so I googled it.

Still don’t get it. Obviously people aren’t upvoting for “Penis Mints,” right?

@cengland0 did you read the description? on the meh homepage i mean?

@jerk_nugget You mean the model number “PEMINISTM”? The post had a similar look to the model number but wasn’t a real word. I still don’t get it so I must be stupid.

@cengland0 there’s nothing to get, the model number looks like it could be the words ‘penis mints’ which is a funny arrangement of words to some of us. not to worry if you don’t feel the same. i’m sure there are things you think are funny that i don’t

@therealjrn As far as I know, no. The Shark thing puts out a concentrated “stream” of steam, these put out a more diffused steam. This might work somewhat, but really don’t bother, get that Shark for that use.
I had one like this a while back, not this brand, it broke, it was good and I got my money’s worth.
I would buy ONE of these now. Who needs two?

@ojohn Thanks, ojohn. Are you related to the radio? I probably go in for one as well, since I loaned my iron to a neighbour and they moved away. I’d take a flyer on one just for those times I leave my polos crumpled in the dryer. /shrug

@AttyVette you had to boil a lot of water to get to that one.

@randoon i was going to post this if you didn’t.

@ParadisePete Portable does not mean battery operated.

I have a professional steamer like this:

Both the one Meh is selling and mine are both 110V, but as you can see, the Meh one is more portable. It is easier to take with you if you’re traveling.

@ardycake this reminds me of the time someone put koolaid through my brita pitcher in college while i was away.

@jerk_nugget Did it work?

@sammydog01 can you pour other liquids through a brita? yes. you’ll also need to buy a new filter afterwards unless you like koolaid water and rotting sugar.

@jerk_nugget But did it come out colorless? Like in the commercials?

@sammydog01 oh! i see what you mean now. no, lol. (however, since i wasn’t around when it happened, and it was one of my favorite but least…uh…capable roommates that had done it, i can’t say for sure if he put it in both top and bottom or what, haha.)

@MrMark I like that idea.

@MrMark … at exactly half the twofer price.

@RedOak no, less than half. Pervert the incentives! Because reasons!

@pevans that would work as well. At least for mehtizens if not for meh.

@karaoke99 How romantic!

@karaoke99 a girlfriend? how many do you have?

@daworld88 I have two girlfriends. I had a third, but we broke up recently. They all came over to my apartment one night a few weeks ago to get to know one another better. I was the happiest boy.

@Kenbo I’ve always wondered why grapes are so much more expensive than raisins. The number of raisins in a box would take a bunch of grapes and then they have to dehydrate them – usually in the sun. That’s a two step process so raisins should be more expensive.

For example, dehydrated pineapple is much more expensive than a regular pineapple. So I don’t understand the economics of producing raisins.

@cengland0 I agree 100%. Don’t even get me started on raisinets.

@cengland0 @kenbo
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2012/aug/22/straight-cost-grapes-raisins/%3Famp%26page%3Dall

@RiotDemon Thanks for the link. Nice to read but it didn’t give me any information I didn’t already know. Would have been nice if it actually stated some cost numbers and profit margins, etc.

That is so stupid. The classic “Bad Day” gif, only with the best part cut off at the end where he bats the CRT off of the desk with his keyboard.

@karaoke99 Here you go.