@cengland0 So the old formula “product + girl = I want this” works on you…
… but there’s another hidden message: Girl did yoga (see the mat) or went to the beach. Anyhow, she’s all sweaty, sticky, dirty and you don’t want that on your car seats. Solution: Seat covers.
This message works if:
you care more about your new car than new girls.
you have some sweat-yoga friends.
you identify with the girl, because you are a girl
you identify with the girl, because you always wanted to be one.
@formfeed She’s not playing racquetball, she’s doing yoga. The women doing yoga at my gym don’t look like they sweat at all. Maybe they are doing it wrong.
@heartny It’s® 3® edgy ® 5® me® personally. Like oh they decided to trademark Happeseat. Big deal. This isn’t a Taylor Swift level of trademark triggerhappeness.
Why don’t these seat covers say something cool like Dook Sucks of something. If there was a Hello Kitty version I would buy them to pissoff my daughter.
@mike808 I feel threatened by these. Like they’re going to come alive and try to bite my ass in the middle of the night. They definitely need a shark one.
Just think how warm y’all will be in the winter. Plus if you sit down to pee you won’t hit duckie, frog, pig, polar bear and whatever the blue thing is. The exception is if you drank all night and need to do the lean against the wall to prop yourself up. Don’t worry - I doubt you’ll touch the water with your…ahem…appendage. If the blue one is the Cookie Monster then I’d be worried.
@mike808 Thank you. I ended up ordering one on eBay, it was only $2 on there, also free really long shipping, but I already have an eBay account so it was easier to buy. I have a frog themed bathroom, and had no idea I needed this.
@sammydog01 Here is what it looks like at the moment. I literally just moved into a new home the other day so things are not fully setup yet, including grippy things to put on the bottom of the shower that are frog themed.
@Thumperchick With my grey wig and custom walker crossbow it’s a granny suit instead of a ghille suit. Plus, I can then use my Life Alert pendant to call for help packing out my kill. " Help! My deer has fallen and can’t get up!!"
Why does this remind me of the nice old neighbor lady who hired us to cut her lawn… and had plastic permanently covering her sofa? She never got to enjoy that sofa.
I drive an original 1992 Chevy stepside with a bench seat…this is like the sweaty survey that excludes those of us that work outside… In steamy Florida. Raspberry and hand gesture to you.
Some use it for workouts, some use it from the beach and others state they use it to put on their seats when they have to park into the sun. There was also no trademark denoted. Some have noted that the buckle at the top is not that good.
@WTFsunshine I could totally picture the stress put on that buckle destroying it rather quickly. I’m sure these things tend to slide down and the strap gets pulled every time it’s sat on.
@cinoclav A couple of reviews stated that it slides around a lot but I figured that sliding into the car seat and then sitting down would put strain on the buckle. I had my mother reinforce the buckle area and put elastic along the bottom (seeing as how she use to make our clothes when we were younger). I am definitely not a good seamstress!
Based on a number of reviews, seems like the “non slip” backing starts to peal off after you wash them and starts to leave little white flecks all over your seat.
Many complaints on Amazon about the back shredding/disintegrating and creating a mess all over the seat and the car. (I just use a very large towel with a hole cut in it to slip over the headrest - works perfectly, without the shredding.)
@MrNews I’m going to guess yes given when we sit in our seats w/o covers our legs are completely covering ac-air-holes & these seat covers are seemingly breathable at least certainly more so vs. our thighs.
Eventually my son is going to pay-it-forward and help out with driving others to practices. So I have two of them for the front seats and after thinking about it I went ahead and got two more for the back seats.
/giphy naughty dreadful ray
/image naughty dreadful ray
Specs
What’s in the Box?
2x Happeseat®s
Pictures
Options
Black
Camo
Detail
Grey
Orange
Lady
Attaching
Non-slip back
Folded up
Gross
Price Comparison
$39.90 (for 2) at Amazon
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Screw the passenger. Use the second one to protect your first one. You can never be too safe.
I’ll take this one:
@cengland0 I’m out of breath just looking at how fit she is.
@mcanavino Was she running through your mind all day? Might explain why you’re out of breath.
@cengland0 So the old formula “product + girl = I want this” works on you…
… but there’s another hidden message: Girl did yoga (see the mat) or went to the beach. Anyhow, she’s all sweaty, sticky, dirty and you don’t want that on your car seats. Solution: Seat covers.
This message works if:
@formfeed So cynical! The image of the hot yoga devotee suggests a happy ending for you and your upholstery!
@formfeed She’s not playing racquetball, she’s doing yoga. The women doing yoga at my gym don’t look like they sweat at all. Maybe they are doing it wrong.
@cengland0 She doesn’t look the least bit sweaty. Yet…
@cinoclav Heeyooo!
The person that came up with this product…
Nice®. I® love® the® writeup®.
@heartny beat® me® to® it®!
@heartny It’s® 3® edgy ® 5® me® personally. Like oh they decided to trademark Happeseat. Big deal. This isn’t a Taylor Swift level of trademark triggerhappeness.
I don’t think I want my car seats happier than I am.
I bet that girl never sweats.
@sammydog01
Don’t sweat the petty things in life.
Pet the sweaty things instead.
As an old girl friend told me…
Women glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.
Sorry, I don’t let my horse ride in my car…
Pass
Why don’t these seat covers say something cool like Dook Sucks of something. If there was a Hello Kitty version I would buy them to pissoff my daughter.
@cranky1950
/giphy You’re cranky.
Now, this is a happy seat cover!
Meh should totally clip this for another day…
@mike808 DUCKIE!
@mike808 They get so gross if you don’t lift the seat when you pee.
@mike808 I feel threatened by these. Like they’re going to come alive and try to bite my ass in the middle of the night. They definitely need a shark one.
@mike808 I want the frog one
Just think how warm y’all will be in the winter. Plus if you sit down to pee you won’t hit duckie, frog, pig, polar bear and whatever the blue thing is. The exception is if you drank all night and need to do the lean against the wall to prop yourself up. Don’t worry - I doubt you’ll touch the water with your…ahem…appendage. If the blue one is the Cookie Monster then I’d be worried.
@Froggy $5, ships China Post in 60 days.
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/2049875955.html
@mike808 Thank you. I ended up ordering one on eBay, it was only $2 on there, also free really long shipping, but I already have an eBay account so it was easier to buy. I have a frog themed bathroom, and had no idea I needed this.
@Froggy We need photos. Please?
@sammydog01 Here is what it looks like at the moment. I literally just moved into a new home the other day so things are not fully setup yet, including grippy things to put on the bottom of the shower that are frog themed.
http://imgur.com/a/ruD87
Here is my game/computer/frog room at my old place, everything is still in boxes so it will be a little while before I get that back up and running
http://imgur.com/a/3kqzM
Can I clip them together and wear them as a toga or a moo moo?
@irtravis only if you post pictures.
@Thumperchick I would, but I’m going to be invisible up in my tree stand wearing my camo moo moo.
@irtravis Isn’t that the goal? If you’re worried about needing Hunter Orange, just put a traffic cone on your head.
@Thumperchick With my grey wig and custom walker crossbow it’s a granny suit instead of a ghille suit. Plus, I can then use my Life Alert pendant to call for help packing out my kill. " Help! My deer has fallen and can’t get up!!"
Guys. We can’t keep buying this stuff. It’ll only encourage them.
@Avxyvei I didn’t.
Get the camo it’s like giving your seats brown pants! You can have an “accident” every week and your car insurance never goes up.
If you didn’t fry your retinas during the eclipse, that orange will do it. And can you really “befoul” camo?
Why does this remind me of the nice old neighbor lady who hired us to cut her lawn… and had plastic permanently covering her sofa? She never got to enjoy that sofa.
@RedOak Every Italian grandmother.
Well this just about has this meh deal covered tonight …
I drive an original 1992 Chevy stepside with a bench seat…this is like the sweaty survey that excludes those of us that work outside… In steamy Florida. Raspberry and hand gesture to you.
In for two sets. I spill and perspire all over the seats of my car.
I bought two off of Groupon a while back for my swimming and cross country child. The price was definitely better here.
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Some use it for workouts, some use it from the beach and others state they use it to put on their seats when they have to park into the sun. There was also no trademark denoted. Some have noted that the buckle at the top is not that good.
@WTFsunshine I could totally picture the stress put on that buckle destroying it rather quickly. I’m sure these things tend to slide down and the strap gets pulled every time it’s sat on.
@cinoclav A couple of reviews stated that it slides around a lot but I figured that sliding into the car seat and then sitting down would put strain on the buckle. I had my mother reinforce the buckle area and put elastic along the bottom (seeing as how she use to make our clothes when we were younger). I am definitely not a good seamstress!
Will these seat covers do something that the throws wouldn’t do?
@2many2no I would imagine yours would fall down a lot my dear. Unless you added anchors to them. Then you’d be pretty crafty.
@WTFsunshine For temporary use just tuck them under the headrest.
I’m pretty lazy.
@2many2no If it works for you- go for it!
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/giphy phony-jealous-twig
I had these for my 1988 Pontiac Lemans! With glowing fuzzy dice.
@Bumplepimp Yobro, you forgot your gold spray-painted curb feelers, wheel spinners, and the 15-foot bumper ball & spring mount CB radio antenna.
Can I clip them together to cover the back seat of my sedan?
@kshannon1 same question. I can’t afford to keep getting my car washed after loading and unloading my bicycle in the backseat area.
Towel
Are bucket seats pretty much standardized from one car brand and model to another so that these covers are “one size fits all”?
@werekong They’re not form fitted around the seats, they just drape over them.
I have leather seats so it will take years before the funk escapes. What i need is something for the soaking wet seatbelt.
Based on a number of reviews, seems like the “non slip” backing starts to peal off after you wash them and starts to leave little white flecks all over your seat.
I only need one for my car. Can I make pants out of the other one? I’m, uh… asking for a friend?
/giphy gritty-tedious-commander
@HugoDahl Only if you buy the orange ones.
@sammydog01 Then I can flash back to the early 90s!
/giphy 2 legit 2 quit
I’d buy almost anything for $15 but this “would I really use it” item is $18 so not today.
Many complaints on Amazon about the back shredding/disintegrating and creating a mess all over the seat and the car. (I just use a very large towel with a hole cut in it to slip over the headrest - works perfectly, without the shredding.)
This is what happens when you cut too many corners during product design and manufacturing. Marginally useful, but oh the mess this creates!
::::shudder:::: Yuck!
For those with Vinyl seats, Meh hopes you where shorts on summer days.
-10 for not having the courage to include women going though the change of life in their marketing. Huge missed opportunity.
@allergic2skank huge missed opportunity to show some class.
@RedOak Eh, it’s a legit concern for some.
@mossygreen He was referring to that username. Totes classy.
@Thumperchick Fair enough! I am super-literal tonight.
I’ve never seen something without arms look so much like it’s wearing a snuggie.
I eat in the car too often, and too messily.
/giphy frantic-vivacious-kitten
@whogots Maybe you should just buy a drop cloth.
@sammydog01
Or, yunno, a ratty towel.
I dunno, I guess I’m excited that they are supposed to roll up nicely.
I’m spending $400 for exact fit canvas seat covers. These would work for awhile, but you really do get what you pay for.
difficult-alike-soda :
Will these work if you have a car that has air-conditioned seats? Hmm, maybe not…
@MrNews I’m going to guess yes given when we sit in our seats w/o covers our legs are completely covering ac-air-holes & these seat covers are seemingly breathable at least certainly more so vs. our thighs.
These look like the smocks they throw on top of you at the beauty salon SO very Meh
Eventually my son is going to pay-it-forward and help out with driving others to practices. So I have two of them for the front seats and after thinking about it I went ahead and got two more for the back seats.
/giphy naughty dreadful ray
/image naughty dreadful ray