Unfold the mask, plop it on your face, relax for 15-20 minutes, hide the body on top of the elevator, allow the medics to carry you to the ambulance, make your escape, and then just remove the mask and massage excess serum into your face, neck, and hands. No need to rinse!
Use 2-3 times per week
Free of parabens, sulfates, pthalates, or triclosan
@cengland0 in fact i did receive one of these cucumber masks for free at some point (came with an ebay purchase, maybe?) and it’s been sitting in my bathroom cabinet for about two years. i should just throw it out since i have no plan to use it, but apparently i’d rather write about it on the internet.
@awk anything can be a salad, if you try hard enough.
{meh, mediocre laboratories, and all affiliates do not endorse eating this, or any product that we sell. Also, you probably shouldn’t listen to TC, pretty much ever. There is no way this statement will come back and bite me in the ass, either.}
@awk those poor little Gummy Bears. What about their families? Friends? Tiny gummy pets? Did you think about them before you ate those Gummy Bears? Did you?
I suspect it may be more that Morningsave items are sometimes a fallback for Meh, for the times that a planned product might fall through at the last moment? I recall reading from Snapster (or other Meh employee) that their lead time for figuring out the sales here are often less than a week.
In the past couple of weeks, we’ve had “illuminating” Hue lights and dog leashes, a “purifying” air cleaner, “revitalizing” power tabs, and “soothing” (if not stinky) bath robes. Meh thinks these are redundant.
This is weird. This is like… not a deal. Paying just over a dollar for face masks is pretty standard, especially for off-brand. There’s a huge market for insanely overpriced skincare products that don’t really warrant the cost, but anyone who doesn’t acknowledge the price/quality discrepancy has always seemed kind of gullible to me. I feel like a dick calling a website gullible, but I feel like meh is my grandma who just paid $50 for a healing copper bracelet. Y’all. Nobody pays $72 for this kind of thing. Grandma, don’t buy it.
@madamehardy you’re wasting your money. They are masks out there that are maybe worth $6 per, but a sephora brand ain’t one of them. Get thyself to /r/skincareaddiction and /r/asianbeauty and check out some recommendations. Masks are one-time-use products made for convenience. You really shouldn’t be spending more than a couple dollars on them because otherwise is just a waste of money. And store-brand or off-brand masks definitely shouldn’t be more than ~$1/mask. The effects are temporary so unless you buy it as an occasional psychological indulgence, the cheaper and higher quality masks are exponentially better than a more expensive mask you use rarely. I get the cheapo bulk packs from amazon and Put them at the end f a routine using simple-ingredient products and let the soaking effects enhance all of it. I use a mask maybe once or twice a week and if I paid more than a dollar for it, what a wasteful expense.
Like I said, this is a reasonable price for sheet masks, but it’s not a GOOD price, it’s just ok. 50c per mask would be a deal I’d be all over.
I get similar ones for a dollar a piece at the Japanese marketplace. If you buy 5 for $5, you get 5 free. I buy them every time I’m in that area, it’s about 20 miles from me and I have clients near there. So, yeah, no. Very Meh.
@Fuzzalini If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been to the Japanese marketplace, I’d have no dollars. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard of the Japanese marketplace, I’d still have no dollars. If I ever come across a Japanese marketplace, I’m sure as shit not buying any goddamn face masks.
This kind of item was first made popular as a Korean skin care (and Korea is the land of skin care). If you look at the Amazon bestsellers for Facial Masks, you will see various Korean-style sheet masks. The top 20 include four multi-packs of sheet masks with generally positive reviews, typically priced at $1 per mask or less. They make nice presents for teenage girls. It isn’t clear to me what the BioRepublic masks do that is worth $1 more per mask plus shipping.
@zenoid BioRepublic products are also made in Korea, so these may be made on the same production lines. I will say that from being an Amazon 3rd party seller, I have learned to take super positive reviews with a grain of salt. I never look at 1 or 5 star reviews anymore. Look at the 3’s and you’ll find the truth.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
4x Aloe Rescue masks
4x Pomegranate Crush masks
4x Cucumber Breeze masks
4x Green Tea Detox masks
Pictures
Lady
Stuff
Green
Cucumber
Pomegranate
Aloe
Green Tea
Mask
Mask, The (1994)
Price Comparison
$71.98 (for 2 8-packs) at Amazon
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Monday, July 13th - Thursday, July 16th
Meh-- “face” it…“glow” on and tell us about it
Meh meets MorningSave.
@KDemo more like “Steals on the (facial) Peel”!
/giphy rofl
Uh, no thanks. Something I wouldn’t use even if it was free.
@cengland0 in fact i did receive one of these cucumber masks for free at some point (came with an ebay purchase, maybe?) and it’s been sitting in my bathroom cabinet for about two years. i should just throw it out since i have no plan to use it, but apparently i’d rather write about it on the internet.
Should have posted these masks closer to Halloween.
@norman8 don’t encourage a repeat
This is NOT packets of instant salad, right?
@awk I was hoping it was seeds for my garden but then looked at the description and got depressed. No sale for me tonight.
@awk anything can be a salad, if you try hard enough.
{meh, mediocre laboratories, and all affiliates do not endorse eating this, or any product that we sell. Also, you probably shouldn’t listen to TC, pretty much ever. There is no way this statement will come back and bite me in the ass, either.}
@Thumperchick I ate the gummy bears tho
@Thumperchick
/giphy bite me in the ass
@awk those poor little Gummy Bears. What about their families? Friends? Tiny gummy pets? Did you think about them before you ate those Gummy Bears? Did you?
@awk They were goooooood.
@Thumperchick
/giphy gummy bear families
@Thumperchick Please sell some tiny gummy pets so I can eat them too.
Meh.
Wake me when you sell these masks!
@Kerig3 WHY THO?!?
@Thumperchick Cuz these have baby arms…
@Thumperchick I guess you don’t like guys who have a “baby face”?
@Thumperchick
/image Purple?
Morningsave can have meh.com rejects. Meh should not have morningsave rejects. Comprende?
I suspect it may be more that Morningsave items are sometimes a fallback for Meh, for the times that a planned product might fall through at the last moment? I recall reading from Snapster (or other Meh employee) that their lead time for figuring out the sales here are often less than a week.
Somebody stop me!
/giphy Jim Carey mask
@jsh139 Somebody was going to do it- you just got dibs on it first. Nice job!
@WTFsunshine uh-huh
Wouldn’t the model # be 2-4-4-4-2-4-Tuesday? You don’t like hyphenated model numbers but you kinda did it to yourself Meh.
I, for one, look forward to all the new 16-for-Tuesdays which Meh will clearly now do for at least the rest of the year.
/giphy 16-for-Tuesdays
So are these basically just scented hand cleaning towelettes with holes in them?
@mehcuda67 No, they have a lot of hyurlonic acid in them, so they make your face nice and smooth. They would leave your hands feeling slimy.
At first I thought these were seed packets. I would have purchased some if they were.
These would make for some terrible margaritas
Says you.
In the past couple of weeks, we’ve had “illuminating” Hue lights and dog leashes, a “purifying” air cleaner, “revitalizing” power tabs, and “soothing” (if not stinky) bath robes. Meh thinks these are redundant.
These will go nicely with my Dora the Explorer bug-out bag.
This is weird. This is like… not a deal. Paying just over a dollar for face masks is pretty standard, especially for off-brand. There’s a huge market for insanely overpriced skincare products that don’t really warrant the cost, but anyone who doesn’t acknowledge the price/quality discrepancy has always seemed kind of gullible to me. I feel like a dick calling a website gullible, but I feel like meh is my grandma who just paid $50 for a healing copper bracelet. Y’all. Nobody pays $72 for this kind of thing. Grandma, don’t buy it.
@HELLOALICE http://www.sephora.com/face-mask-P407006
There are a lot of masks out there that cost more than $1/per. And, yes, I have bought the Sephora masks as an occasional treat.
@madamehardy you’re wasting your money. They are masks out there that are maybe worth $6 per, but a sephora brand ain’t one of them. Get thyself to /r/skincareaddiction and /r/asianbeauty and check out some recommendations. Masks are one-time-use products made for convenience. You really shouldn’t be spending more than a couple dollars on them because otherwise is just a waste of money. And store-brand or off-brand masks definitely shouldn’t be more than ~$1/mask. The effects are temporary so unless you buy it as an occasional psychological indulgence, the cheaper and higher quality masks are exponentially better than a more expensive mask you use rarely. I get the cheapo bulk packs from amazon and Put them at the end f a routine using simple-ingredient products and let the soaking effects enhance all of it. I use a mask maybe once or twice a week and if I paid more than a dollar for it, what a wasteful expense.
Like I said, this is a reasonable price for sheet masks, but it’s not a GOOD price, it’s just ok. 50c per mask would be a deal I’d be all over.
@HELLOALICE Hi there- I was thinking about you the other day. How’s it going?
Smells like anal vapor
/giphy vapor
How sure are you that these don’t have just a little bit of communism added?
I think further testing is needed.
And none of that cruel testing, either!
@2many2no We test on scapegoats, no animals involved.
@ThomasF
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I get similar ones for a dollar a piece at the Japanese marketplace. If you buy 5 for $5, you get 5 free. I buy them every time I’m in that area, it’s about 20 miles from me and I have clients near there. So, yeah, no. Very Meh.
@Fuzzalini If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been to the Japanese marketplace, I’d have no dollars. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard of the Japanese marketplace, I’d still have no dollars. If I ever come across a Japanese marketplace, I’m sure as shit not buying any goddamn face masks.
@warpedrotors it’s a shame you feel so strongly about some place you’ve never even been before.
but that’s alright, more ramune for me!
Do you prefer kimchi or curry flavor?
I have some of these that I still haven’t used.
Would they make nice towelettes? For my Bum?
@Bumplepimp Maybe a package deal with a bidet?
@Bumplepimp Except you need to leave them on for 15 minutes. Your call, of course.
Try anything to knock down that smell. Oohh that smell. Can’t you smell that smell.
I actually really enjoy sheet masks, but not all sheet masks feel good for me thanks to various sensitivities. Sigh.
ugh… I rather go to Koreatown and get a well known product for the same price or cheaper.
Fakespot gives it a D rating.
/giphy dwight mask
This kind of item was first made popular as a Korean skin care (and Korea is the land of skin care). If you look at the Amazon bestsellers for Facial Masks, you will see various Korean-style sheet masks. The top 20 include four multi-packs of sheet masks with generally positive reviews, typically priced at $1 per mask or less. They make nice presents for teenage girls. It isn’t clear to me what the BioRepublic masks do that is worth $1 more per mask plus shipping.
@zenoid BioRepublic products are also made in Korea, so these may be made on the same production lines. I will say that from being an Amazon 3rd party seller, I have learned to take super positive reviews with a grain of salt. I never look at 1 or 5 star reviews anymore. Look at the 3’s and you’ll find the truth.
Got excited for a couple seconds before reading the description, thinking it was packets of seeds.
You’re not the only one!
A sexist attempt by MEH feminist to extract the testosterone from us and make us their man slaves. Nice try Julie
Tried the Pomegranate Crush mask today. Great product.