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these are on meh because nowadays kids want pimples, and were buying these pimple patches thinking they would give them more pimples. this is because of Dr. Pimple Popper and the current zoomer pimple craze that’s sweeping the nation. this is also why cheese is so expensive right now.
I was at the store the other day and texted my teenager to ask whether I should get more of these things. The reply was “meh, they’re not that effective.” Now a couple days later they show up on Meh! Is my kid psychic??
I have found pimple patches really helpful for acne, ingrown hairs, or any other little angry spot on my skin that needs to drain. Just pop one on, maybe replace it a few times over the next day or two, and it does the job without any medications or irritation. It also can somewhat camouflage the spot and keep you from irritating or messing with it (intentionally or accidentally).
Yes, it’s just hydrocolloid, and you can buy cheaper patches elsewhere or even just cut up hydrocolloid bandages. But I’ve found this brand really sticks well, the adhesive isn’t irritating (a few brands have left a mark), and they haven’t added anything like tea tree oil or micro needles to this pack. Simple but effective, I wish they’d existed when I was younger and on everything from antibiotics to Retin-A to treat my acne.
@user69877002 TTBOMK, Mercatalyst is not set up as a merchant under that program. I suspect that the answer is “No”, but @dave could probably provide a definitive response.
Specs
Product: 144-Pack: Mighty Patch Acne and Pimple Patches
Model: 72-Pack
Condition: New
How to Use
What’s Included?
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Wednesday, Dec 17 - Friday, Dec 19
I could have used these fifty years ago.
Nah, just give it a SQUEEZE!!
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My pimples have matured and migrated off my face.
Q: Are they MAC-compatible?
A: If you put them on over any kind of MAC cosmetics, they probably won’t work very well.
This is the biggest rip - it’s just hydrocolloids - no antibacterial or acne preventing compounds.
480 count of the same stuff for under 6 bucks if you search for pimple patch on the south american forest website
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@andymand @chienfou @thechinglish Orinoco.
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these are on meh because nowadays kids want pimples, and were buying these pimple patches thinking they would give them more pimples. this is because of Dr. Pimple Popper and the current zoomer pimple craze that’s sweeping the nation. this is also why cheese is so expensive right now.
@omally

I was at the store the other day and texted my teenager to ask whether I should get more of these things. The reply was “meh, they’re not that effective.” Now a couple days later they show up on Meh! Is my kid psychic??
/buy
@zachdecker It worked! Your order number is: slick-pressed-sprite
/showme slick pressed sprite
You really need to update the description to tell people these are treats and they are not meant as a meal replacement.
/showme human face with bubble popper skin
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@mediocrebot


These really work. Decrease the redness, keep you from touching them and pull the gunk out. This is one of the better brands too.
I have found pimple patches really helpful for acne, ingrown hairs, or any other little angry spot on my skin that needs to drain. Just pop one on, maybe replace it a few times over the next day or two, and it does the job without any medications or irritation. It also can somewhat camouflage the spot and keep you from irritating or messing with it (intentionally or accidentally).
Yes, it’s just hydrocolloid, and you can buy cheaper patches elsewhere or even just cut up hydrocolloid bandages. But I’ve found this brand really sticks well, the adhesive isn’t irritating (a few brands have left a mark), and they haven’t added anything like tea tree oil or micro needles to this pack. Simple but effective, I wish they’d existed when I was younger and on everything from antibiotics to Retin-A to treat my acne.
@adastra I have a few for some interesting things like that but mine look like robots and it does have the tea tree oil
Maybe dumb question, but can we use FSA/HSA cards on these kinds of purchases?
@user69877002 TTBOMK, Mercatalyst is not set up as a merchant under that program. I suspect that the answer is “No”, but @dave could probably provide a definitive response.
I want to buy this, but the “just buy it already!” button isn’t working. Oh well.
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