It turns out we don't say poopgoblin enough...
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On the other hand, as Americans, we kick ass at swearing in general though: Fuck yeah!

That’s enough education for one post. Now go fuck off 'n shit.
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On the other hand, as Americans, we kick ass at swearing in general though: Fuck yeah!

That’s enough education for one post. Now go fuck off 'n shit.
I, too, am a vulgar element.
This post irritates the fucking shit of out of me. But, damn I love it. Bitch.
*** no feelings were hurt in the creation of this message ***
“Poopgoblin” is good. I support the use of that one. I’m most tired of “asshat.” I think that’s really stupid. It’s not a euphemism, so I don’t know why it’s even used.
@Kyeh my favorite is gobshite
@Cerridwyn That’s from the Brits, isn’t it?
@Kyeh ayep
Fekking gobshite
Actually means shit eater
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh I’ve got an Irish wife. I normally get fekking egit
@Kyeh It’s a visual metaphore:

@macromeh Okay, I still hate it.
@Cerridwyn @Kyeh The Englishman said your translation is too literal. A gobshite is a shit-talker, mouthy wanker, someone who can’t hold their bloody tongue. It’s a great word though. We use that amongst other British slang on the daily.

I’ll have to make another comment with a few of our favourite things.
@Kyeh @sillyheathen yeah I’m sure it is. First time I saw it years and years ago I think I looked it up. And you know it starts somewhere
@Kyeh @macromeh OMG that visual brings back memories. When I was teaching entrepreneurship the students had to actually make a product to sell and profits went to a charity they picked (and they had to put some volunteer work in at that charity too which amazingly one student on the course evals wrote about how doing that changed his life and how. Blew me away/). I fronted the start up costs at $500/group as a loan and always go it back until the dean decided to get involved (strategically I invited him to the class where the students recounted what went on, what they learned from it, why they picked their charity, and the money was personally given to each charity at that class), so he fronted the and then instead of repaying the money he had the money to each group’s charity too. Students picked the charity- usually $2-3,000 per group was donated, usually 4-6 groups of 10 each and the groups got extra credit points based on profits.
Anyway one group (they were supposed to run what they were going to make to sell through me and they did to make sure it was PG rated. And they lied.) made a t-shirt like this for a football grudge match. I was worried I’d get in trouble when I saw it that day and then, I knew I was safe when I saw it on both my dean and the university president were wearing one. They were selling it just outside the entrance to the football game. They ran out of shirts they did so well.
Nice use of a logarithmic scale for the temperatures. (Just sayin’)
I am somewhat surprised though that considering our current clime, other than “trump turd”, “trump” is among the low end of compound curse words, such as “trump nozzle”. Undoubtedly other phrases often went close by with it but weren’t part of any compounding.
Hey @carl669 this thread is for you. Fuck count is going up too.
Here and in no particular order are a list of our favourite British slang/profanities/colourful language to lighten your day. They’re rarely used singularly as illustrated by daft sod. Most have at least 1-3 adjectives or adverbs strung together depending on context.
Wanker
Tosser
Mental
Knob-ed ie knobhead
Numpty
Numbskull
Cockwomble
Grippa
Muppet
Billy no mates
Fanny
Twat
Numpty
Daft
Barmy
Sod - daft sod, silly sod
Pillock
Pilchard
Donut
Turnip
Spanner
Berk
Divvy
Plonker
Gormless
Git
Codger
Twit
Prat
Minger
Scrubber
Slag
Bellend
Mardybum
Wazzuck
Gobshite - as previously mentioned by @cerridwyn
Feel free to practice out in the wild but please take video and share with the class!






My (American) family spent 6 years in New Zealand. My older sister was a teenager at the time and picked up some of the local slang. One of these was “Shag your fanny” which she innocently took to mean something like “Move your butt” and used it frequently. She was quite embarrassed years later when I explained the actual meaning.
@macromeh





ummmm yeah…… that would be quite the reveal. It would be even better if she kept using it in jest.
/showme a realistic image of a Quokka flipping the bird
@Cerridwyn Here’s the image you requested for “a realistic image of a Quokka flipping the bird”
/showme a realistic image of a Quokka literally flipping the bird
@shahnm Here’s the image you requested for “a realistic image of a Quokka literally flipping the bird”
@mediocrebot Et tu, bot?
@mediocrebot @shahnm
/showme a robot literally misunderstanding the meaning of the word literally
@chienfou Here’s the image you requested for “a robot literally misunderstanding the meaning of the word literally”
@mediocrebot
Nicely done 'bot