Product: 120-Pack: Prime Hydration+ Sticks
Model: 810116125265, 810116125272
Condition: New
These iconic hydration flavors are now available in convenient, easy-to-use powder stick packs that are caffeine-free, low sugar, and perfect for travel, early mornings, gym bags, and hydration anytime you need it
Prime is on a mission to create bold, thirst-quenching beverages that refresh, replenish, and refuel to support every lifestyle and every endeavor
Developed for athletes and active lifestyles, Prime delivers bold, refreshing, all-natural flavors that perfectly balance great taste with performance-driven hydration
@Kyeh@therealjrn@werehatrack@yakkoTDI I don’t know that I deserve credit for it-that should go to whoever made this. I feel like good jokes especially a-parent dad jokes, should belong to the public.
@haydesigner I assume that if a product makes it to Meh at a deep discount, it’s a sign that they are not doing too well. So at this point, it’s more supporting Meh with something I am actually willing to buy and use.
agonizing-dazzle-scrooge
Additionally, if all these people refuse to buy this on some moral crusade and they don’t sell well, maybe Meh will discount them even more. More for me, assuming they’re good.
@Strannahans@troy places knowing they can successfully unload left over product makes them inclined to purchase another bulk order in the future. no ty
@Strannahans@triplebud this was unloaded by a closeout food distributor who purchased at a closeout price. Prime already got their cut - If we didn’t buy them, some other grocery store (or Martie.com) would have. Worst case they’re thrown out, and that seems pretty wasteful and unnecessary
@Strannahans@troy you essentially repeated what I said and I think youre missing the point. bottom line is I dont want to support anyone or anything that initially came from the Paul brothers. Throw them out sounds like a great plan to me. This has nothing to do with Meh.
@triplebud Yeah, I hear ya. At the end of the day you’re either a Prime fan at retail, are willing to try Prime at a severe discount, or not a customer at all at any price. Safe to say I know where you land
As for me, if I’m in the market for hydration powders and have a choice between Liquid IV and all the others on the market… I’m going to compare ingredients and choose the one that’s to the best advantage of my wallet. If I was a Paul hater, I might even chuckle that I’m able to get these at a prime discount knowing they weren’t able to sell their stock at normal retail. Prime was parodied on South Park, so it’s safe to say their brand isn’t dying down to defunct any time soon IMO and I don’t think my single purchase of 120 sticks is going to affect that one way or the other
@troy Since 2024, the company’s UK revenue fell about 70% from the previous year, according to public filings. The company pulled in about £33 million (roughly $45 million) in 2024 drink sales, compared to around £112 million (about $153 million) the prior year.
Overall since the company’s inception its been a steady decline of a once valued 1.2 billion business. Its revenue is at a 90% total decline as of 3 months ago and being sued by multiple places due to false promises and a poor business model. but hey, cheap hydration for you now! win win for both of us i guess? Hopefully it goes completely under soon
My experience to date has been that the higher the MSRP of a “hydration drink mix”, the more likely that it tastes terrible. If the flavor is irrelevant to you, these look like they’d do the electrolyte job.
I shall disdain them immoderately.
/showme a Mehtizen disdaining an electrolyte drink mix
@werehatrack these aren’t bad as far as taste and one of the better hydration options considering good potassium & magnesium #s with low sugar and sodium
…
@Mordgier@tonispinone It is practically a guarantee that most products that are ubiquitous are being profited by less-than-morally-good people.
Here is the thing, though. I have no idea who the cofounders or Liquid IV, Liquid Death, Abbot Labs, etc. but I know they are not attention-seeking “influencer” douchebags.
So maybe I would prefer a time when a kid would aspire to be a doctor or a scientist, instead of hype beasting youtubber/logger help-you-get-your-gainz and alpha male I can beat up a geriatric retiree asshole. So, if my two cents go towards a traditional asshole CEO but not the aforementioned ass, then I consider it a win for humanity.
@tonispinone I don’t go looking for it necessarily - but when they wear it like a badge of courage or it makes up their whole persona I react accordingly.
I ordered tonight’s hydration. Awesome value. But what I’ve been wanting to ask y’all, I love all of my Meh. Shirts and so does my husband. I want you to think about a ball cap. Like the old original ball caps. They are the best. And with your Meh. on it would be so dang good. Please think about it. We both wear our tshirts often. I truly love them.
YES, what a wonderful idea!
A vintage style ball cap would be great! I’d prefer it to be distressed cotton with the adjustable strap being made of fabric with a metal sliding buckle. And of course the word Meh is embroidered!
@debdamndeal@Lynnerizer
/showme a distressed cotton ball cap with the adjustable strap being made of fabric with a metal sliding buckle. With the word Meh is embroidered
@mediocrebot Not bad, bot. It might be a tiny bit too distressed, but these are just the prototypes for now. Once we get Real Tree involved it should work out.
@debdamndeal@Kyeh@Lynnerizer@mediocrebot@therealjrn@troy I’m a cheapskate so I had to ask a free AI to “Generate an image of professional disc golfer Joey Buckets wearing a bucket hat that has the word meh written in script on it.” Here’s what it came up with and I’d definitely like the chance to buy a hat like this one.
I’m thinking ALL OF US here are pretty frugal, I sure as heck wouldn’t ever PAY for AI! You’re in good company my cheapskate/tight wad fellow frien…
Oh how we’re ALL going to be styling in our new Meh head gear!
@EvilSmoo “Although sucralose has been considered safe for human consumption, the World Health Organization (WHO) issued a global alert in 2023 concerning the potential health implications of this artificial sweetener.”
José Alfredo Aguayo-Guerrero et al. 2024
No thanks to me as well if its also potentially disrupting the gut biome. Would be problematic with my crohn’s.
@EvilSmoo@suckrpnch Looks like that alert is about non-sugar substitutes with their use for weight/disease prevention. Sucralose they specifically named to avoid for all people. They are all of dubious safety anyway.
Bring back the Liquid IV golden cherry. Those things never “expire” (at least not make me sick) so if you can find a lot that was hidden in a warehouse during the last administration, sell them!
@kwolek@troy doesn’t matter if there isn’t a significant amount of sodium in it. Salt, sugar, and potassium are needed for optimal hydration and these are missing two key components of that. Source: Biosystems eng
If you want flavor water sticks and to not directly support the trash behind the product then go for it I say.
If you are taking this for hydration tho, this ain’t it. Needs sodium at the very least with it, we get sugar in a lot of other things in the USA as is. There are countless articles that show the need for all three of those components.
Logan Paul had the nerve to call actual doctors the r word when they disputed how effective the product was as well, so I’ll stay far away from this garbage.
Specs
Product: 120-Pack: Prime Hydration+ Sticks
Model: 810116125265, 810116125272
Condition: New
What’s Included?
OR
Price Comparison
$143.72-$243.46 (for 120) at Amazon
Cherry Freeze
Meta Moon
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Tuesday, Jan 20
Sticks are terrible for hydration.
@yakkoTDI AND THEY DON’T GO IN THE NON-STICK PAN!!
@yakkoTDI @therealjrn
I think you owe @algae1221 credit for that joke.
@algae1221 @yakkoTDI
Thank you for keeping me honest @Kyeh. It’s just so sublime I find it hard to resist.
@algae1221 @Kyeh @therealjrn @yakkoTDI It is one of the best jests I have seen lately, and I will proudly steal it if the opportunity arises.
@algae1221 @Kyeh @werehatrack @yakkoTDI I know that’s right as Dan’s jerk hand.
@Kyeh @therealjrn @werehatrack @yakkoTDI I don’t know that I deserve credit for it-that should go to whoever made this. I feel like good jokes especially a-parent dad jokes, should belong to the public.
@yakkoTDI If you rub them together, it makes a fire. Then the fire department shows up and hoses you down…
The logic isn’t that hard to follow here is it?
Ingredients please?
There’s a picture on the main page with that specific information!
@Jamileigh17 the Cherry Freeze flavor is:
INGREDIENTS: CITRIC ACID, COCONUT WATER CONCENTRATE, DIPOTASSIUM PHOSPHATE, MAGNESIUM CITRATE, ASCORBIC ACID, SUCRALOSE, GUM ARABIC, NATURAL FLAVORS, SEA SALT, L-ISOLEUCINE, L-VALINE, L-LEUCINE, ACESULFAME POTASSIUM, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), D-ALPHA TOCOPHERYL ACETATE (VITAMIN E), RETINYL PALMITATE (VITAMIN A),
CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12).
Meta Moon is:
COCONUT WATER CONCENTRATE, DIPOTASSIUM
PHOSPHATE, MAGNESIUM CITRATE, MALIC ACID, ASCORBIC ACID, SUCRALOSE, POTASSIUM, NATURAL FLAVORS, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6),
D-ALPHA TOCOPHERYL ACETATE (VITAMINE), RETINYL PALMITATE (VITAMIN
A), CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12).
@Jamileigh17 Thank you shouty-McShoutface @legume0490!
/showme can you hear me now?
@therealjrn Here’s the image you requested for “can you hear me [object Object]”
@mediocrebot Uh…I didn’t ask for that, bot. I guess I need to put in an ohshit report to that helpful fellow @Shawn.
Is there a form or something to fill out so I can get a refund of my wasted /showme?
@legume0490 Thank you! They really should include it in the main product info every time. It’s you easy to miss in the pics.
Has anyone tried these? I liked the death sticks. Nuun was my favorite, but pricey.
@goldnectar I liked the Death Sticks too!
I got the lemonade flavored version of these and they’re pretty good, rolling the dice on these.
Ooooh, don’t mind if I do!
/giphy jolly-shady-mailbox
One of the co-founders of Prime is a pretty big all-around jerk of a human being. (That’s just what I’ve heard. Don’t actually know him.)
@haydesigner he did something positive a few weeks ago, anyway.
@haydesigner I assume that if a product makes it to Meh at a deep discount, it’s a sign that they are not doing too well. So at this point, it’s more supporting Meh with something I am actually willing to buy and use.
agonizing-dazzle-scrooge
Additionally, if all these people refuse to buy this on some moral crusade and they don’t sell well, maybe Meh will discount them even more. More for me, assuming they’re good.
@haydesigner do you check out all the co founders of every product you buy?
Are they caffeinated?
@dekkiller93 no caffeine
Booo to anything financially supporting Logan Paul
@Strannahans I assure you, Logan Paul receives no financial support as a direct result of this sale
@Strannahans @troy places knowing they can successfully unload left over product makes them inclined to purchase another bulk order in the future. no ty
@Strannahans @triplebud this was unloaded by a closeout food distributor who purchased at a closeout price. Prime already got their cut - If we didn’t buy them, some other grocery store (or Martie.com) would have. Worst case they’re thrown out, and that seems pretty wasteful and unnecessary
@Strannahans @troy you essentially repeated what I said and I think youre missing the point. bottom line is I dont want to support anyone or anything that initially came from the Paul brothers. Throw them out sounds like a great plan to me. This has nothing to do with Meh.
@triplebud Yeah, I hear ya. At the end of the day you’re either a Prime fan at retail, are willing to try Prime at a severe discount, or not a customer at all at any price. Safe to say I know where you land
As for me, if I’m in the market for hydration powders and have a choice between Liquid IV and all the others on the market… I’m going to compare ingredients and choose the one that’s to the best advantage of my wallet. If I was a Paul hater, I might even chuckle that I’m able to get these at a prime discount knowing they weren’t able to sell their stock at normal retail. Prime was parodied on South Park, so it’s safe to say their brand isn’t dying down to defunct any time soon IMO and I don’t think my single purchase of 120 sticks is going to affect that one way or the other
@troy Since 2024, the company’s UK revenue fell about 70% from the previous year, according to public filings. The company pulled in about £33 million (roughly $45 million) in 2024 drink sales, compared to around £112 million (about $153 million) the prior year.
Overall since the company’s inception its been a steady decline of a once valued 1.2 billion business. Its revenue is at a 90% total decline as of 3 months ago and being sued by multiple places due to false promises and a poor business model. but hey, cheap hydration for you now! win win for both of us i guess? Hopefully it goes completely under soon
My experience to date has been that the higher the MSRP of a “hydration drink mix”, the more likely that it tastes terrible. If the flavor is irrelevant to you, these look like they’d do the electrolyte job.
I shall disdain them immoderately.
/showme a Mehtizen disdaining an electrolyte drink mix
@werehatrack Here’s the image you requested for “a Mehtizen disdaining a electrolyte drink mix”
Yes, I typoed on the showme prompt. The bot was not confuzzled.
@werehatrack these aren’t bad as far as taste and one of the better hydration options considering good potassium & magnesium #s with low sugar and sodium
…
Shameful that you are selling this trash made by trash people.
@Mordgier At least the distributor who remaindered these to Meh had to have lost money on them.
@Mordgier do you check out the co founders of every product you buy? You could very well be buying from trash people on the regular.
@Mordgier @tonispinone It is practically a guarantee that most products that are ubiquitous are being profited by less-than-morally-good people.
Here is the thing, though. I have no idea who the cofounders or Liquid IV, Liquid Death, Abbot Labs, etc. but I know they are not attention-seeking “influencer” douchebags.
So maybe I would prefer a time when a kid would aspire to be a doctor or a scientist, instead of hype beasting youtubber/logger help-you-get-your-gainz and alpha male I can beat up a geriatric retiree asshole. So, if my two cents go towards a traditional asshole CEO but not the aforementioned ass, then I consider it a win for humanity.
@tonispinone I don’t go looking for it necessarily - but when they wear it like a badge of courage or it makes up their whole persona I react accordingly.
@tonispinone I do make an effort to spend my money with companies that align with my values as much as humanly possible. It’s not exactly hard.
/showme trash hydration made by shameful trash people
@jo2y Here’s the image you requested for “trash hydration made by shameful trash people”
@KNmeh7 @Mordgier @tonispinone When Meh sold a bunch of Liquid Death products, I learned that the co-founders of that company are pretty cool: https://microventures.com/microventures-portfolio-company-liquid-death-history-and-milestones
I ordered tonight’s hydration. Awesome value. But what I’ve been wanting to ask y’all, I love all of my Meh. Shirts and so does my husband. I want you to think about a ball cap. Like the old original ball caps. They are the best. And with your Meh. on it would be so dang good. Please think about it. We both wear our tshirts often. I truly love them.
LEGOS! EGGOS! STRATEGO! AWESOME!
@debdamndeal
YES, what a wonderful idea!
A vintage style ball cap would be great! I’d prefer it to be distressed cotton with the adjustable strap being made of fabric with a metal sliding buckle. And of course the word Meh is embroidered!
@debdamndeal @Lynnerizer
/showme a distressed cotton ball cap with the adjustable strap being made of fabric with a metal sliding buckle. With the word Meh is embroidered
@therealjrn Here’s the image you requested for “a distressed cotton ball cap with the adjustable strap being made of fabric with a metal sliding …”
@mediocrebot @debdamndeal @Lynnerizer
Oh! I like this! You’re a good designer Lynn!
@debdamndeal @mediocrebot @therealjrn
YES!
Exactly like that one! 
And thanks! Designers-R-Us!
Lol
@debdamndeal @Lynnerizer @mediocrebot @therealjrn I’ve never cared for ball caps but if they’d make a meh bucket hat I’d probably buy one or a few.
@algae1221 @debdamndeal @Lynnerizer @mediocrebot
/showme a cotton distressed bucket hat with the meh logo on it
@therealjrn Here’s the image you requested for “a cotton distressed bucket hat with the meh logo on it”
@mediocrebot Not bad, bot. It might be a tiny bit too distressed, but these are just the prototypes for now. Once we get Real Tree involved it should work out.
@mediocrebot @therealjrn
Maybe bot is just showing how it’ll look a year or two in, after MANY fishing trips and washings.
But I do agree, let’s not put the cart before the horse!
@algae1221 @debdamndeal @Lynnerizer @mediocrebot @therealjrn I might go for a bucket hat too, not a fan of ball caps. But no distressing for me, I can do that myself.
@algae1221 @debdamndeal @Kyeh @mediocrebot @therealjrn
I sure hope @Troy is following this, we might be on to something here!
@debdamndeal @Kyeh @Lynnerizer @mediocrebot @therealjrn @troy I’m a cheapskate so I had to ask a free AI to “Generate an image of professional disc golfer Joey Buckets wearing a bucket hat that has the word meh written in script on it.” Here’s what it came up with and I’d definitely like the chance to buy a hat like this one.
@algae1221 @debdamndeal @Kyeh @mediocrebot @therealjrn @troy
I’m thinking ALL OF US here are pretty frugal, I sure as heck wouldn’t ever PAY for AI! You’re in good company my cheapskate/tight wad fellow frien…
Oh how we’re ALL going to be styling in our new Meh head gear!
/giphy dependable-tangled-jaguar
Thank God, i thunk you were gonna say the meta moon sticks taste like a face-book moon pie!!
Sucralose = hard pass.
@EvilSmoo oops, you’re right. Makes it a No.
Give me more death sticks!
@EvilSmoo “Although sucralose has been considered safe for human consumption, the World Health Organization (WHO) issued a global alert in 2023 concerning the potential health implications of this artificial sweetener.”
José Alfredo Aguayo-Guerrero et al. 2024
No thanks to me as well if its also potentially disrupting the gut biome. Would be problematic with my crohn’s.
@EvilSmoo @grimblegromble The WHO statement was for all non-sugar sweeteners. Not just sucralose. So… avoid them all.
Also “…recommends against the use of [non-sugar sweeteners] to control body weight or reduce the risk of noncommunicable diseases”
@EvilSmoo @suckrpnch Looks like that alert is about non-sugar substitutes with their use for weight/disease prevention. Sucralose they specifically named to avoid for all people. They are all of dubious safety anyway.
hey baby, wanna see my hydration stick???
I would NEVER support the people behind this product
Sucralose - hard pass.
Bring back the Liquid IV golden cherry. Those things never “expire” (at least not make me sick) so if you can find a lot that was hidden in a warehouse during the last administration, sell them!
@KNmeh7 I’m still working through a bunch of liquid IVs and liquid deaths.
Made by the Logan brothers and doesn’t even contain a noteworthy amount of electrolytes. Pass.
@kwolek Prime has 871mg electrolytes vs LiquidIV 870mg electrolytes
@kwolek @troy doesn’t matter if there isn’t a significant amount of sodium in it. Salt, sugar, and potassium are needed for optimal hydration and these are missing two key components of that. Source: Biosystems eng
If you want flavor water sticks and to not directly support the trash behind the product then go for it I say.
If you are taking this for hydration tho, this ain’t it. Needs sodium at the very least with it, we get sugar in a lot of other things in the USA as is. There are countless articles that show the need for all three of those components.
Logan Paul had the nerve to call actual doctors the r word when they disputed how effective the product was as well, so I’ll stay far away from this garbage.
@user58256166 Yes. Came here to say something similar. Garbage being sold by Garbage people. I am out.
/showme garrulous-marbled-steam
@marylynne7 Here’s the image you requested for “garrulous-marbled-steam”
That’s some style there @marylynne7!