@Lynnerizer lol. it’ll be back soon I imagine. I fell off the wagon for the solar powered tree lights. Someone is addicted to lights but we didn’t have enough outlets to suit this year’s fix/needs.
@bwiderski Not having had either of them, I can’t say for sure, but I think these are smaller and more “fancy” than the mega-tub of TJs cookies. Also as some mentioned, pretty and “bringable” to events and as gifts (or side-gifts). Compared to “hey you’re fat enough already, a 3lb tub of cookies won’t make a difference. Merry Christmas!”
I just read the teaser email, the main page description, and all the forum comments thinking that “destrooper” was a joke because these aren’t stroopwafels. Then I actually looked at the picture and my world view shattered.
I just bought one, and I don’t know why. Perhaps a combination of pre-prandial distress, and giftability. With shipping, these are costing me 20.8¢ per cookie, a bit high, but actually much lower than some of the fancier Pepperidge Farm flavors at 56¢ apiece.
Well, Black Friday’s over early for me, having already ordered a fancy wall clock for the kitchen, a Roku for the master bedroom, and a year of Hulu at $1/month. Time for a turkey sandwich…
Received mine today and they are very good. The problem is – they need to find a better way of shipping them. Mine were all bit size as opposed to being a waffle. I guess I could use them like a graham cracker crust on a cheesecake.
Specs
BUTTER CRISPS
These gorgeous biscuits are thin, crisp, with caramelized texture.
ALMOND THINS
Crisp biscuit thins baked with brown sugar and real Valencian almonds.
CHOCOLATE THINS
Buttery thin biscuit dipped in Belgian dark, milk or white chocolate.
RICE CRISP CRUNCH
Crisp, caramelized biscuits topped with puffed rice and enrobed in rich, Belgian dark chocolate.
CINNAMON BISCUITS
Biscuits that are creamy and spicy, with hints of cocoa and cinnamon. Topped with a layer of pure milk chocolate.
BUTTER WAFFLES
The Butter Waffle is a crispy yet airy vanilla wafer, with a delectable flavor of pure butter and vanilla.
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
$29.94-83.88 for unassorted 12-packs at Amazon
BUTTER CRISPS
ALMOND THINS
CHOCOLATE THINS
RICE CRISP CRUNCH
CINNAMON BISCUITS
BUTTER WAFFLES
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Dec 3 - Wednesday, Dec 8
100% less stroopwafel than a stroopwafel.
Sure, fatten us up now so you can sell us fitness gear in January - we’re on to you, Meh!
@ybmuG You were supposed to lose weight with the Bang! Unicorn Rainbow energy drinks and the açai Crystal Light drink mixes.
@mike808 if you mean due to the resultant rapid vertical acceleration of gastric contents, I’ll pass.
yum
I’m not sure I need these cookies
@heartny Who said anything about need?
These really are good, but very dainty and delicate. Real tea party type confections.
P.S. I love the Irk latte art.
@Kyeh Hoist the pinkies, lads!
/giphy 100 agree
@stinks
WHAT HAPPENED?
stinks…? 
No more
@Lynnerizer lol. it’ll be back soon I imagine. I fell off the wagon for the solar powered tree lights. Someone is addicted to lights but we didn’t have enough outlets to suit this year’s fix/needs.
STILL HAVE THE WAFFLE COOKIES FROM A YEAR AGO, EVERYONE HAVE A LOVELY THANKSGIVING AND ENJOY YOU’RE FAMILY TIME, GOD BLESS. !!
@mellowirishgent AND YOU HAVE A LOVELY THANKSGIVING AND ENOY YOUR FAMILY TIME TOO!
YOU TOO!
@mike808 WHAT?!? SPEAK UP. I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!
i resisted the stroopwafels, but dammit you got me on this one
Curious minds want to know:
Why on a Earth isn’t “Meh” one of the choices for how to answer the questionn “How’s Thanksgiving going so far?”
I suppose since I bought these for $29 off MorningSave, it makes even more sense for me to get them for $24 here.
They are tasty.
/buy
@zachdecker It worked! Your order number is: weepy-arbitrary-bubble
/image weepy arbitrary bubble
Fancy cookies for parties with zero effort? Well, enough effort to type…
/buy
@housepage916 It worked! Your order number is: weary-dizzy-dress
/image weary dizzy dress
Screw it, I’ve already got diabetes, and I’ve been drinking!
/Buy
@fuzzmanmatt It worked! Your order number is: porky-bickering-hydrant
/image porky bickering hydrant
/buy -q 2
@PHRoG It worked! Your order number is: goofy-full-brass
/image goofy full brass
Never met a cookie I didn’t like! In for 3!
/giphy
/giphy positive lopsided zebra
/image positive lopsided zebra
“Destrooper” immediately invokes images of Destruction, Stormtroopers, and Stroopwafels.
/giphy addicting-sinister-bike
@awk That would be “Der Strooper”. This “Destrooper” invokes to me images of someone who wants to take away my cookies – a Grinch, maybe.
@awk It’s a George Lucas level of subtle.
@awk @brainmist
TBH, I was thinking “Hey, I didn’t know there were stormtroopers from France.”
Knock Knock.
Who Dis?
(said with a Fronch ocksonnt)
Zhool Deh Troopeh (in 501st Legion gear)
Go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time!
/buy
@ciabelle It worked! Your order number is: doleful-mewing-sidecar
/image doleful mewing sidecar
@mediocrebot Did my order just come with an NFT?
So this is what the maître d’ gave to Mr. Creosote? We know how that turned out…
@werehatrack
@werehatrack Eet’s just one… leetle…meent.
That’s just gross.
@phendrick I appreciate you.
Tempting. But I’ll bet they get cheaper as that expiration date rolls closer.
/buy
@steeltoesenator It worked! Your order number is: fumbling-tangled-leg
/image fumbling tangled leg
Aren’t these a little shortbread for a Destrooper?
Unless having individual 3.5 oz boxes is useful for you, Trader Joe’s 35 oz tin of assorted Belgian cookies is a better deal for $10.99.
@bwiderski Not having had either of them, I can’t say for sure, but I think these are smaller and more “fancy” than the mega-tub of TJs cookies. Also as some mentioned, pretty and “bringable” to events and as gifts (or side-gifts). Compared to “hey you’re fat enough already, a 3lb tub of cookies won’t make a difference. Merry Christmas!”
I just read the teaser email, the main page description, and all the forum comments thinking that “destrooper” was a joke because these aren’t stroopwafels. Then I actually looked at the picture and my world view shattered.
/buy
@shahnm It worked! Your order number is: glamorous-headstrong-language
/image glamorous headstrong language
Crap! I was hoping for stroopwafels and a flashlight.
@Sweetbabyjames
Your kink is OK but it’s not my kink
/giphy natty-dippy-quail
@mehmoth
/giphy fillian speechless
/image natty dippy quail
@mehmoth
Do I need these? No. Did I still buy them? Absolutely.
Isn’t this fad kinda over?
@radi0j0hn
Cookies will never be out of season. (And these are not stroopwafels. That fad may have run its course.)
I just bought one, and I don’t know why. Perhaps a combination of pre-prandial distress, and giftability. With shipping, these are costing me 20.8¢ per cookie, a bit high, but actually much lower than some of the fancier Pepperidge Farm flavors at 56¢ apiece.
Well, Black Friday’s over early for me, having already ordered a fancy wall clock for the kitchen, a Roku for the master bedroom, and a year of Hulu at $1/month. Time for a turkey sandwich…
Stroopwaffels Forever!
BF deal over on Sude Deals. 200 for $27.
So meh sold 130,176 cookies in one day.
Not too shabby.
Received today. Not bad. The crunch is light… not strong enough to dislodge my monocle.
Received mine today and they are very good. The problem is – they need to find a better way of shipping them. Mine were all bit size as opposed to being a waffle. I guess I could use them like a graham cracker crust on a cheesecake.
Disappointed that they were poorly packed and a few boxes were damaged
I just noticed there’s a warranty here. Why?
Great flavor and crunch. Too bad they are shards from poor handling and not nice enough to serve to guests
Mine are wandering around Salt Lake City, have been for a week now, prolly really crumbled.
Yum, took a couple of side trips but made it, some broken but delicious!