Pick two six packs of the following flavors to complete your purchase:
Chicken Flavor
Tom Yum Flavor
Chilli & Vinegar Flavor
Beef Flavor
Seafood Flavor
KONJAC-BASED PASTA: Caloless pasta noodle is extremely low in carbohydrates, calories, and naturally gluten free. It is made from konjac glucomannan powder, one of the best dietary fibre in nature. Great for weight control, low calorie diets, ketogenic diets and perfect for a paleo or keto lifestyle. A HEALTHIER TASTING PASTA ALTERNATIVE : Caloless pasta noodle offers you a great tasting low-calorie meal with soft and smooth noodle texture and rich slow-simmered flavours. Our products are a safe and healthy option for anyone on a gluten free diet and also diabetic friendly alternative to traditional wheat noodles and pasta. COMPLETELY ODOR FREE AND NO FISHY SMELLING: Caloless does not have the “fishy odor” that usually Shirataki noodles have as a result of the methods used to preserve them. Our state of the art manufactory allows our products to be odor-free and delicious in any dish. Meanwhile each of our products mimics the taste and texture of its traditional counterpart. BRING THE BALANCED DIET AND HEALTHY LIFESTYLE: The driving force for the growth of our products are increasing health awareness, changing lifestyle and rapid rise in cases of obesity and diabetes. Our products have already helped thousands of people achieve their low calorie diet goals. Every carton contains 6 packs of low calorie pasta noodles. It contains only around 30 calories per serving. You can choose either single flavor or mixed flavor buddle to best suits your dining preference. READY TO SERVE IN ONE MINUTE: Drain water from the packet, rinse well under running water and mix with your preferred sauce, soup, or even stir fry. These ingenious shirataki noodles come pre-cooked and go from the packaging to your dining table in a few minutes. This healthy and tasty noodle is ideal for a busy day. Weight:
@guybrush01, Actually it’s more like 52 days, or 53 if ya count Fri. That’s closer to Two months. Regardless, I have purchased Maruchan Ramen Noodles in 3 oz pkgs for about 15-20¢ each, so that’s about $1.80- $2.40 for 12,…& I don’t care about Keto, whoever they are,…noodles are noodles. With $25, I could buy ruffly 144 bags, so I’m out! I know these bags are 7.8oz, ButI Can’t Go For That; No Can Do! [Hall & Oats]
I cannot speak for these noods, but I have eaten konjac on a couple of occasions. One can buy those ready made noods in a good Asian grocery. Though they are zero calories or close to it, they have a…shall we say… unique mouth feel, sort of like eating slick rubber bands with no taste. Big turn off for 99% of those Westerners who try them.
There’s a reason that they’re being offered on Meh.
@Jackinga I have also had these but found them at a normal grocery store. Been many years since I’ve last had them so my memory is a bit fuzzy I’m sure. The plain ones have a rather unique smell of fishiness as well that you never really can get rid of. Even after pan frying like the directions say. Along with being as you say, rubber band like in texture. They don’t really get chewed up like normal pasta either.
I dunno, to anyone else on the fence, don’t expect pasta. Even for all these faults I’m still considering it but a month until the best buy is a hang up for me. Maybe if it was a bit cheaper or I had a coupon or something. Being packed in something already flavored probably helps them a lot.
COMPLETELY ODOR FREE AND NO FISHY SMELLING: Caloless does not have the
“fishy odor” that usually Shirataki noodles have as a result of the
methods used to preserve them.
I’m somehow reluctant to buy a product that doesn’t smell as fishy as expected.
@hchavers Ditto. For me, ramen is when I want to eat cheap, then spend my savings on a better meal at a later time. These are not cheap for ramen. Cheap and still good ramen is less than 30 cents a package.
@hchavers@phendrick Would have to disagree there. Yes, you can get cheap ramen (maruchan, nissin, etc) for <$0.30 a pack at your local grocery store, but you’ll find those are far from good once you’ve started exploring all the options that a well-stocked asian grocery has to offer!
As a general rule of thumb - count how many soup/veggie/oil/extras sachets are included. One is just a bunch of salty crap, two has some potential, three or more… now we’re getting some good instant ramen! It is possible to find decent stuff for under a buck sometimes, but good instant ramen will almost always run $1-2 a pack. And once you’ve tried the better ramen, that extra $0.70 is absolutely worth it.
@hchavers@Turken
“once you’ve tried the better ramen, that extra $0.70 is absolutely worth it”
Maybe for you, but my taste buds have told me they don’t deserve the $0.70 - $1.70 of extra packets of seasoning.
FWIW, cholesterol is not a problem for me and I’m not a fan of seaweed, either, despite alleged health benefits.
"Glucomannan might work in the stomach and intestines by absorbing water to form a bulky fiber which treats constipation. It might also slow the absorption of sugar and cholesterol in the gut, helping to control sugar levels in people with diabetes and reduce cholesterol levels.
People commonly use glucomannan for constipation, diabetes, and high cholesterol. It’s also used for high blood pressure, obesity, and many other conditions, but there is no good scientific evidence to support most of these uses." WebMD
@Vinito I did give some away as directed. and used some myself. unfortunately I left one of the large bags in a house while I was away for the Winter, and let’s say I had some very well-fed mice and an empty bag.
@GeckoD In my personal experience, anything marketed as “healthier” has generally had no flavor at all, or else tasted truly awful. I’ll stick with spaghetti squash.
@benf_dc@IndifferentDude@Kyeh, JSYK, the Sodium is in the spice packets, not in the Noodles, but I’ll admit, noodles with no spices, herbs & red dye #5 are like eating paper in a bowl of water!
@benf_dc which is fine when you’re eating a keto diet. Your body doesnt hold onto the water weight necessary for the liver to process carbs for energy (it takes less water to process fat for energy)… so its regularly flushed out, unfortunately, along with electrolytes. So, keto diets actually require adding mineral rich salts (like pink Himalayan salt, preferably). If you werent eating a low carb diet, you are correct… this isnt great for you in the sodium category… and you likely wouldnt care for the noodles themselves. They’re a tad different than regular noodles. A bit rubbery. But those that eat low carb dont mind them, cause theyre usually just desperate for noodles.
It’s funny that tom yum is a flavor. In Thai, “tom” means “chopped up” and “yum” means “boiled.” So tom yum is like a leftover surprise, or whatever you would call it: A bunch of stuff chopped up and thrown into a stew pot. It often tastes like Americans’ idea of tom yum, but not necessarily.
@markschristophe Looks like you’re right. I wrongly assumed tom in this was related to the word in som tom (which is a chopped papaya salad). That’s how I found out what it meant; I asked a Thai person because of the similarity in the names. Turns out they’re actually two different words, though, so I guess I didn’t learn anything (until now ).
WTF is this crap?!! Just eat some God Damned real pasta. Stop it with all the gluten free shite. I bet if nobody told you about gluten, you wouldn’t even realize it existed. much less think you are “allergic” to it.
@Bumplepimp My brother in law has had severe professionally diagnosed medical issues with gluten for more than 50 years. His small intestines don’t work well for three days after exposure. However, that isn’t an allergic reaction, even though it has sent him to the hospital a few times.
He reached adulthood before he was diagnosed, so his growth was somewhat stunted. He is noticably skinnier and shorter than average.
He is immensely annoyed by those that spew obviously bogus pseudo-scientific anti-gluten hysteria, and those that have fallen for it.
@CBL_WV the highest sodium content is the Tom Yum at 1070mg per serving.
That’s <1/16th of a tablespoon.
You consume more salt while swimming in the ocean…
Bruh! Do you have a source for your statement? Because 1 Tbsp of Salt is 7000mg of Na. Normal table salt we eat is NaCl. It’s the Na portion that we care about. Guess you are trolling me at this point
@CBL_WV@ryanprasad21 yes, literally every. single. cooking. calculator. in existence.
You can try and move the goalposts because you’re wrong, but we have been referring to salt this entire time and not sodium, with my one time being when referring to the nutritional information.
Girlfriend, who has tried these before, gave me a big thumbs down on the purchase because of a ‘weird’ taste that can’t be gotten rid of no matter what you add. And she was the target market. So none for me today.
Hard pass. Lots of those diet pills shilled on late night TV boast of the miraculous power of the konjac root. Many of the prepackaged diets foods have it included as well. I can testify from personal experience in pill form or an additive to other foods it is tasteless, but keeps you feeling full and, ahem, keeps things moving.
But as much as I love noodles of all types (I can write a love letter to a well cooked char sui ho fun) these have a mouth feel that are, for me, nausea inducing. Blech.
@glundqui@werehatrack I got half my order today which was the Chicken flavor. Two servings per packet is a bit of a stretch. Pretty tasty though. Noodles were bit chewy. Nice bits of dehydrated veggies. Tasted like higher end ramen.
@Mahesvara ate a whole bag of chips recently? – you’d be surprised how many “servings” there are in most foods. Or… “wait, I thought the whole pint/quart of ice cream was one serving!”
Actually 2 servings for this pack sounds reasonable.
@pmarin This is the image that, uh, surprised me : Konjac is a common name of the East and Southeast Asian plant Amorphophallus konjac (syn. A. rivieri), which has an edible corm.
@denton … maybe, each order is for 2 packs of 6. So in other words that is the price per half-order (including some distributed shipping – not sure how that includes “member” shipping)
EDIT Oh, I see that this was confirmed in previous reply.
After acquiring sufficient experience with the subject to conclude that the reason that nominally edible things are sold on meh dot com is that nobody would buy them twice, I have concluded that I should not buy them once.
Holy cow the box is surprisingly heavy! I didn’t realize they are not freeze-dried, but come in a liquid-filled pouch! Also they are marked as best before Halloween of this year! So best get cookin!
I was skeptical, but these are great!*
*when you’re keto, “great” is sort of graded on a curve. I’ve been enjoying the Tom Yum and vinegar one.
I really hope we see these again!
@pmcgrane It’s made from the pulp of a root vegetable that’s not grown commonly in the US, the “konjac” that’s in the name. It requires a tropical climate. It’s not unusual for such a reaction to happen when one overindulges in an exotic comestible, “exotic” in this sense meaning “not part of the ordinary diet”. The same thing can occur when one consumes a food with synthetic or highly processed additives that are not naturally present in what they customarily eat.
It’s on me. I didn’t check deeper to see what the posted expiration dates were. Really should be something they put on the front product page of food items. I’ve bought these on Amazon before and they had almost a year expiration date so I didn’t think anything of these. Went to make one tonight for the first time and noticed the expiration date. I’ve gotta stop forgetting there’s a reason things are sold on sites like this. Never buying food products from meh again. Less than two months expiration on what’s normally a pretty shelf stable item is very annoying
Please update your advertising. A Google search brought me to you re: the Caloless Noonle Zero Ramen, and you have none, despite the big advertisement. Disappointed, to say the least.
@Pailloz8252 It’s Google’s fault - it constantly shows me stuff all over the internet that’s actually out of stock or discontinued when you click through to the site. Google’s kind of a mess.
Specs:
Pick-Your-12-Pack: Caloless NoodleZero Low Calorie Konjac Shirataki Noodle Meals
Condition: New
Pick two six packs of the following flavors to complete your purchase:
KONJAC-BASED PASTA: Caloless pasta noodle is extremely low in carbohydrates, calories, and naturally gluten free. It is made from konjac glucomannan powder, one of the best dietary fibre in nature. Great for weight control, low calorie diets, ketogenic diets and perfect for a paleo or keto lifestyle.
A HEALTHIER TASTING PASTA ALTERNATIVE : Caloless pasta noodle offers you a great tasting low-calorie meal with soft and smooth noodle texture and rich slow-simmered flavours. Our products are a safe and healthy option for anyone on a gluten free diet and also diabetic friendly alternative to traditional wheat noodles and pasta.
COMPLETELY ODOR FREE AND NO FISHY SMELLING: Caloless does not have the “fishy odor” that usually Shirataki noodles have as a result of the methods used to preserve them. Our state of the art manufactory allows our products to be odor-free and delicious in any dish. Meanwhile each of our products mimics the taste and texture of its traditional counterpart.
BRING THE BALANCED DIET AND HEALTHY LIFESTYLE: The driving force for the growth of our products are increasing health awareness, changing lifestyle and rapid rise in cases of obesity and diabetes. Our products have already helped thousands of people achieve their low calorie diet goals. Every carton contains 6 packs of low calorie pasta noodles. It contains only around 30 calories per serving. You can choose either single flavor or mixed flavor buddle to best suits your dining preference.
READY TO SERVE IN ONE MINUTE: Drain water from the packet, rinse well under running water and mix with your preferred sauce, soup, or even stir fry. These ingenious shirataki noodles come pre-cooked and go from the packaging to your dining table in a few minutes. This healthy and tasty noodle is ideal for a busy day.
Weight:
Nutrients:
Chicken Flavor
Tom Yum Flavor
Chili & Vinegar Flavor
Beef Flavor
Seafood Flavor
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
12 for $59.98
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Monday, Sep 19 - Thursday, Sep 22
Noods!
Tastes like chicken, thats what they always say
Expires in one month? Better eat up!
@guybrush01, Actually it’s more like 52 days, or 53 if ya count Fri. That’s closer to Two months. Regardless, I have purchased Maruchan Ramen Noodles in 3 oz pkgs for about 15-20¢ each, so that’s about $1.80- $2.40 for 12,…& I don’t care about Keto, whoever they are,…noodles are noodles. With $25, I could buy ruffly 144 bags, so I’m out! I know these bags are 7.8oz, But
I Can’t Go For That; No Can Do! 
[Hall & Oats] 
@1DisabledWarVet 144 bags? Gross.
Pasta Drop these in the garbage!
Shirataki look noodly but they don’t act or taste very noodly.
Meh- I’ll give it a go. We have quail, so plenty of tiny eggs to dress it up.
/giphy absorbing-homeless-goblin
So the last image is your “next morning” constipated look??
@IndifferentDude Or is that the look just after she realised everything just got very loose?
I cannot speak for these noods, but I have eaten konjac on a couple of occasions. One can buy those ready made noods in a good Asian grocery. Though they are zero calories or close to it, they have a…shall we say… unique mouth feel, sort of like eating slick rubber bands with no taste. Big turn off for 99% of those Westerners who try them.
There’s a reason that they’re being offered on Meh.
Just sayin…
@Jackinga I have also had these but found them at a normal grocery store. Been many years since I’ve last had them so my memory is a bit fuzzy I’m sure. The plain ones have a rather unique smell of fishiness as well that you never really can get rid of. Even after pan frying like the directions say. Along with being as you say, rubber band like in texture. They don’t really get chewed up like normal pasta either.
I dunno, to anyone else on the fence, don’t expect pasta. Even for all these faults I’m still considering it but a month until the best buy is a hang up for me. Maybe if it was a bit cheaper or I had a coupon or something. Being packed in something already flavored probably helps them a lot.
@Jackinga, another reason is the Best Buy date: 10•31•2022!
That price comparison is for fresh out of the factory noodles, not 3 year old noods!! 
@Jackinga @Tiamat114
I’m somehow reluctant to buy a product that doesn’t smell as fishy as expected.
I prefer Ramen at 10% the cost and with 10 times more energy (measured in calories).
@hchavers Ditto. For me, ramen is when I want to eat cheap, then spend my savings on a better meal at a later time. These are not cheap for ramen. Cheap and still good ramen is less than 30 cents a package.
@hchavers @phendrick Would have to disagree there. Yes, you can get cheap ramen (maruchan, nissin, etc) for <$0.30 a pack at your local grocery store, but you’ll find those are far from good once you’ve started exploring all the options that a well-stocked asian grocery has to offer!
As a general rule of thumb - count how many soup/veggie/oil/extras sachets are included. One is just a bunch of salty crap, two has some potential, three or more… now we’re getting some good instant ramen! It is possible to find decent stuff for under a buck sometimes, but good instant ramen will almost always run $1-2 a pack. And once you’ve tried the better ramen, that extra $0.70 is absolutely worth it.
@hchavers @Turken
“once you’ve tried the better ramen, that extra $0.70 is absolutely worth it”
Maybe for you, but my taste buds have told me they don’t deserve the $0.70 - $1.70 of extra packets of seasoning.
FWIW, cholesterol is not a problem for me and I’m not a fan of seaweed, either, despite alleged health benefits.
@phendrick @Turken You can buy a bottle of seasoning for $1.70 and turn your Top into Jin.
Ingredient list?
@ruthersby the company’s website is less than stellar, but I was able to find ingredients on this website. The fourth product image of each shows you a picture of the back of the package, and you can zoom in to read the ingredients. I didn’t notice anything outlandish in them: https://www.ingredientclub.com/search?q=caloless&options[prefix]=last&type=product%2Cpage%2C
Got anything with EXTRA gluten?
If I’m paying $2 or more for instant noodles, there better not be any English writing on the package.
bring back pasta drop
"Glucomannan might work in the stomach and intestines by absorbing water to form a bulky fiber which treats constipation. It might also slow the absorption of sugar and cholesterol in the gut, helping to control sugar levels in people with diabetes and reduce cholesterol levels.
People commonly use glucomannan for constipation, diabetes, and high cholesterol. It’s also used for high blood pressure, obesity, and many other conditions, but there is no good scientific evidence to support most of these uses." WebMD
It was almost impossible for me to eat all that pasta that I got sent for pasta drop. Almost.
@Vinito I did give some away as directed. and used some myself. unfortunately I left one of the large bags in a house while I was away for the Winter, and let’s say I had some very well-fed mice and an empty bag.
@pmarin
Mousekebabs!
There’s something very off about these… And not just that they’re described as “healthier tasting”. I’m not trying to taste more health.
@GeckoD In my personal experience, anything marketed as “healthier” has generally had no flavor at all, or else tasted truly awful. I’ll stick with spaghetti squash.
Sodium numbers are through the roof—720-820 mg per serving, two servings per packet.
https://www.yamibuy.com/en/b/noodle-zero/6215
@benf_dc
@benf_dc @IndifferentDude
The regular ones are also super high in sodium, just so you know:
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/ramen-noodles
@benf_dc, How is that much sodium Healthy¿?
@benf_dc @IndifferentDude @Kyeh, JSYK, the Sodium is in the spice packets, not in the Noodles, but I’ll admit, noodles with no spices, herbs & red dye #5 are like eating paper in a bowl of water!
@benf_dc which is fine when you’re eating a keto diet. Your body doesnt hold onto the water weight necessary for the liver to process carbs for energy (it takes less water to process fat for energy)… so its regularly flushed out, unfortunately, along with electrolytes. So, keto diets actually require adding mineral rich salts (like pink Himalayan salt, preferably). If you werent eating a low carb diet, you are correct… this isnt great for you in the sodium category… and you likely wouldnt care for the noodles themselves. They’re a tad different than regular noodles. A bit rubbery. But those that eat low carb dont mind them, cause theyre usually just desperate for noodles.
@benf_dc @jnicholson0619 Should I go on a rant about “Himalayan” salt?
Don’t tease me with a PastaDrop reference. That was such much fun dropping 80 pounds of pasta on unsuspecting friends and coworkers.
@OON7 yeah, but… the poor UPS guys that had to carry all those boxes…
@OON7 @pmarin Poor UPS guy? Isn’t that his fucking job?
Bring back PastaDrop!
Thanks, Now I’m Hungry At 12:25 AM CST!!
It’s funny that tom yum is a flavor. In Thai, “tom” means “chopped up” and “yum” means “boiled.” So tom yum is like a leftover surprise, or whatever you would call it: A bunch of stuff chopped up and thrown into a stew pot. It often tastes like Americans’ idea of tom yum, but not necessarily.
@Weboh I believe you may have that backward. ‘Tom’ means boil, and ‘yum’ is the ‘bunch of stuff mixed together’ part.
@markschristophe Looks like you’re right. I wrongly assumed tom in this was related to the word in som tom (which is a chopped papaya salad). That’s how I found out what it meant; I asked a Thai person because of the similarity in the names. Turns out they’re actually two different words, though, so I guess I didn’t learn anything (until now
).
WTF is this crap?!! Just eat some God Damned real pasta. Stop it with all the gluten free shite. I bet if nobody told you about gluten, you wouldn’t even realize it existed. much less think you are “allergic” to it.
@Bumplepimp My brother in law has had severe professionally diagnosed medical issues with gluten for more than 50 years. His small intestines don’t work well for three days after exposure. However, that isn’t an allergic reaction, even though it has sent him to the hospital a few times.
He reached adulthood before he was diagnosed, so his growth was somewhat stunted. He is noticably skinnier and shorter than average.
He is immensely annoyed by those that spew obviously bogus pseudo-scientific anti-gluten hysteria, and those that have fallen for it.
@Bumplepimp @hamjudo And, I would imagine, those who dismiss the whole gluten tolerance issue as non-existent, too.
These aren’t the noods you’re looking for.
I’ll take a flyer on these!
/giphy enamored-handy-hamburger
What’s the expiration date on these?
@IAMIS Never mind I see the “Best By 10/31/22”. I’m out.
How can you already be out of beef and chicken!!!
/giphy cry
Poop noodles?
Sooo. Much. Salt. Yuck.
@CBL_WV the highest sodium content is the Tom Yum at 1070mg per serving.
That’s <1/16th of a tablespoon.
You consume more salt while swimming in the ocean…
@CBL_WV @GameOgre
That’s 1/6 not 1/16
the recommended daily limit is to be under 2300mg
@CBL_WV @ryanprasad21
Your math is wrong
@CBL_WV @GameOgre
Wut? Per the Mayo clinic, 1tsp of salt is 2325 mg of Sodium therefore 1 Tbsp is 6975.
1070 /6975 = 1/6
@CBL_WV @ryanprasad21 1 tbsp of salt equals 17.07 g, or 17,070mg.
Where your source is getting their number i do not know but it is incorrect.
@CBL_WV @GameOgre
Bruh! Do you have a source for your statement? Because 1 Tbsp of Salt is 7000mg of Na. Normal table salt we eat is NaCl. It’s the Na portion that we care about. Guess you are trolling me at this point
@CBL_WV @ryanprasad21 yes, literally every. single. cooking. calculator. in existence.
You can try and move the goalposts because you’re wrong, but we have been referring to salt this entire time and not sodium, with my one time being when referring to the nutritional information.
What does Tom Yom taste like, please?
And it does suck that beef and chicken are already sold out before 9am EDT.
/giphy Japanese
Shirataki noodles taste like a turd. They are awful. Google it.
@robertpetry So you eat turds?
@Kyeh @robertpetry … so that’s where that grin comes from?
@pmarin @robertpetry Must be.
@pmarin @robertpetry
Girlfriend, who has tried these before, gave me a big thumbs down on the purchase because of a ‘weird’ taste that can’t be gotten rid of no matter what you add. And she was the target market. So none for me today.
Hard pass. Lots of those diet pills shilled on late night TV boast of the miraculous power of the konjac root. Many of the prepackaged diets foods have it included as well. I can testify from personal experience in pill form or an additive to other foods it is tasteless, but keeps you feeling full and, ahem, keeps things moving.
But as much as I love noodles of all types (I can write a love letter to a well cooked char sui ho fun) these have a mouth feel that are, for me, nausea inducing. Blech.
I like shiritaki noods!
/giphy messy-edible-panther
I like it
しらたき FTW! I’d say “glad you all hate them, because more for me”… except they’re already sold out of some.
In for 24. /giphy waiting-ruddy-square
@glundqui
/giphy waiting-ruddy-square
@glundqui
/giphy shirataki
@glundqui Let us know what the quality control report is, after you get them and have a chance to try these.
@glundqui @werehatrack I got half my order today which was the Chicken flavor. Two servings per packet is a bit of a stretch. Pretty tasty though. Noodles were bit chewy. Nice bits of dehydrated veggies. Tasted like higher end ramen.
Also have to say I very much appreciate the 90-day warranty on a product that expires in 52 days
Now that I see some flavors are selling out, I had FOMO.
/giphy atomic-scattered-protest
Each bag has different calories, and that is calories per serving, 2 servings per bag. So double what is stated on the front.
@Mahesvara ate a whole bag of chips recently? – you’d be surprised how many “servings” there are in most foods. Or… “wait, I thought the whole pint/quart of ice cream was one serving!”
Actually 2 servings for this pack sounds reasonable.
Did you say cognac?
/image cognac
/image konjac
@pmarin This is the image that, uh, surprised me :
Konjac is a common name of the East and Southeast Asian plant Amorphophallus konjac (syn. A. rivieri), which has an edible corm.
How exactly does the math work out on the sales data for the main page?
“You bought… 1292 of these.
That’s $16642 total. (including shipping)”
16642 / 1292 comes out to approx $12.88 per order… which is below the selling price? I’m so confused.
@denton 1292 6-packs @ $12 each
The sales quantity is based on the pack size we sell. If we sold fixed 12-packs, it would only show 646 sold.
@denton … maybe, each order is for 2 packs of 6. So in other words that is the price per half-order (including some distributed shipping – not sure how that includes “member” shipping)
EDIT Oh, I see that this was confirmed in previous reply.
After acquiring sufficient experience with the subject to conclude that the reason that nominally edible things are sold on meh dot com is that nobody would buy them twice, I have concluded that I should not buy them once.
Wish they were lower in sodium
Holy cow the box is surprisingly heavy! I didn’t realize they are not freeze-dried, but come in a liquid-filled pouch! Also they are marked as best before Halloween of this year! So best get cookin!
I was skeptical, but these are great!*
*when you’re keto, “great” is sort of graded on a curve. I’ve been enjoying the Tom Yum and vinegar one.
I really hope we see these again!
I ate a lot of the order and the next day I felt kind of ill. I don’t think it was spoiled but what is this stuff made of?
@pmcgrane It’s made from the pulp of a root vegetable that’s not grown commonly in the US, the “konjac” that’s in the name. It requires a tropical climate. It’s not unusual for such a reaction to happen when one overindulges in an exotic comestible, “exotic” in this sense meaning “not part of the ordinary diet”. The same thing can occur when one consumes a food with synthetic or highly processed additives that are not naturally present in what they customarily eat.
It’s on me. I didn’t check deeper to see what the posted expiration dates were. Really should be something they put on the front product page of food items. I’ve bought these on Amazon before and they had almost a year expiration date so I didn’t think anything of these. Went to make one tonight for the first time and noticed the expiration date. I’ve gotta stop forgetting there’s a reason things are sold on sites like this. Never buying food products from meh again. Less than two months expiration on what’s normally a pretty shelf stable item is very annoying
Please update your advertising. A Google search brought me to you re: the Caloless Noonle Zero Ramen, and you have none, despite the big advertisement. Disappointed, to say the least.
@Pailloz8252 It’s Google’s fault - it constantly shows me stuff all over the internet that’s actually out of stock or discontinued when you click through to the site. Google’s kind of a mess.
@Pailloz8252 Oh, and they are currently in stock on Meh’s sister site:
Not all flavors, though.