[10 Year Old] "Dad. Why does this package look like a bomb?"

@pmarin @jouest

Water dissolving, and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Absorb the water, with your new towels.

@pmarin everybody knows me here.

@jouest Your Happy Place

@ItalianScallion @jouest I do think
“There is water at the bottom of the ocean”
Is a great and profound lyric.

@ItalianScallion @jouest @pmarin But is it wet?

@edsa a box full of boxes is the new plastic grocery bag full of plastic grocery bags

@edsa @jouest I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this.

/youtube n6dJB8OcA8I

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest We all struggle with this.

I really should throw this out but it is a good box.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @yakkoTDI Occasionally someone posts on Nextdoor pleading for moving boxes and I feel entirely vindicated to be able to help!

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @yakkoTDI There is no struggle if you have a cat. Or gerbils.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @werehatrack Currently cat free unfortunately.

I did almost become a cat owner when pulling into the parking garage at work today. There was a tiny little black kitten out there on the 2nd floor. I hope he finds a good home.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @werehatrack @yakkoTDI

um do you park where I park?

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @werehatrack That cat is too big to be the one I saw.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @werehatrack
@yakkoTDI–Why didn’t you take him?

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @Kyeh @werehatrack I tried but he ran away.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @Kyeh @werehatrack @yakkoTDI same

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @werehatrack @yakkoTDI
Oh.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @Kyeh @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Maybe your (and your trunk’s) reputation preceded you?

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @Kyeh @macromeh @werehatrack @yakkoTDI you need to carry a small-cat-sized cardboard box with you for situations like that. Set it out for a few minutes and pretend you’re not lurking.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @macromeh @pmarin @werehatrack @yakkoTDI And some small cans of stinky cat food, too.

@edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @Kyeh @macromeh @pmarin @werehatrack @yakkoTDI A black cat in a parking garage. My spider-sense is tingling, and says we’re caught in a Marvel movie.

@blaineg @edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @Kyeh @macromeh @pmarin @werehatrack No Marvel Universe here. In all the years I have had this job I have seen more alligators in the garage than cats. I have only seen two gators.

@blaineg @edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @macromeh @pmarin @werehatrack @yakkoTDI Alligators in the garage!!!

@blaineg @edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @Kyeh @macromeh @pmarin @werehatrack This is from back in April. The other one was a few years ago and is in an archive folder somewhere.

GATOR!!

@blaineg @edsa @ItalianScallion @jouest @macromeh @pmarin @werehatrack @yakkoTDI
GAAAAH! For some reason alligators and crocodiles creep me out way more than other creatures.

@pmarin 40 years? don’t be ridiculous, that was only in the eigh—oh no what the heck.

@jouest @pmarin