These were “originally” like $25 a pair?!?! For that price my junk best look 1000 times better OUT than in!! (Well, who am I kidding, I’d take it either way)!!!
“Modal” is a fancy word for rayon, aka plastic. It’s made from wood pulp (aka cellulose), and it is as “natural” as the rayon in those “bamboo” sheets and pillows.
What is a quick-release fly¿? Well, anyway, at least it has a fly! I just bought 6 boxer briefs with No fly, but i have some scissors, ✂ so i can make a fly!!
@1DisabledWarVet it looks like you just… dump your ish out over the top of the fly, instead of a regular sideways fly?? doesn’t seem very comfortable on first inspection, balls-wise
@customers Somehow I had “Cotton Modal” in our title upon launch – these briefs are 95% Micro Modal / 5% Elastane. Feel free to cancel if you need, but I think you’ll be pleased with the quality & feel!
The size chart is different on the provided link for the other seller: https://magidnyc.com/products/good-briefs-admiral Your’s says large is 36-38, this says large is 32-34, big difference. Which to believe?
Been wearing a different brand of similar underwear for years, 92 modal, 8% elastane, no fly. Don’t miss the fly at all, it seems weird underwear even have them.
I have nothing to say about these boxer briefs. They’re not my jam.
OTOH, I’m 100% behind the write-up.
For over 15 years I used the same leather upper, white, house-brand tennis shoes I bought at Walmart for work. At that time our uniform standards called for white shoes. They were comfortable, the requisite white, all leather, and lasted me about 2 years before I would poke my toe through the top front of them (at which point they would become “yard shoes” for when I mowed etc). I could walk into my local Walmart, stroll back to the shoe department, grab a box with my size off the shelf, check out (about $20), and be back in the parking lot in less than 10 minutes. It was wonderful.
Suddenly about 12 years ago they decided to stop making the damn things. Man, I missed those shoes! I sorely wished I’d had the foresight to buy two or three pairs in advance before they discontinued them.
Specs
Product: 10-Pack: Under Project Micro Modal Boxer Briefs
Model: UP-100-BK, UP-101-RD, UP-102-BL, UP-103-GR, UP-104-GY, UP-200-AL, UP-201-HO, UP-202-AB, UP-203-SR, UP-204-WG
Condition: New
What’s Included?
Price Comparison
Was $249 (for 10) at Magid
Warranty
90 days
Estimated Delivery
Thursday, Jun 4 - Monday, Jun 8
Independence Day is the movie reference.
This deal leaves me with a catch in my crawl.
These were “originally” like $25 a pair?!?! For that price my junk best look 1000 times better OUT than in!! (Well, who am I kidding, I’d take it either way)!!!
@bigjl98
$25 a pair. That’s like women’s underwear prices.
“Modal” is a fancy word for rayon, aka plastic. It’s made from wood pulp (aka cellulose), and it is as “natural” as the rayon in those “bamboo” sheets and pillows.
@mike808 modal/rayon/viscose may not be “natural” but it’s not plastic. Nylon or polyester is plastic. So is elastane, but it’s only 5% in this.
just imo but the modal underwear I have is great (not this brand, no idea about these pairs specifically)
@eightyd @mike808
An interesting distinction. Wiki calls it a semi-synthetic, with the cellulose coming from plants - hence the ‘natural’ claims.
But I still don’t want them.
/showme quick release fly
@medz Here’s the image you requested for “quick release fly”
@mediocrebot @medz I hope these don’t have a hook.
What is a quick-release fly¿? Well, anyway, at least it has a fly! I just bought 6 boxer briefs with No fly, but i have some scissors, ✂ so i can make a fly!!
@1DisabledWarVet it looks like you just… dump your ish out over the top of the fly, instead of a regular sideways fly?? doesn’t seem very comfortable on first inspection, balls-wise
@1DisabledWarVet @fuddledumpers it’s the same fly style as Tommy Johns boxer briefs that have been sold here before.
@1DisabledWarVet Pro tip: don’t attempt to make the fly while wearing the underwear.
@customers Somehow I had “Cotton Modal” in our title upon launch – these briefs are 95% Micro Modal / 5% Elastane. Feel free to cancel if you need, but I think you’ll be pleased with the quality & feel!
@troy Take if from Ol’ Trustworthy Troy.
They better be more cotton-like than these:
Because I did not like those.
@medz yeah, those suck. I hate polyester undies!!!
@medz @troy I DONATED all mine (less the two I wore) so the less fortunate can hate them.
/showme a micro modal.
@mehcuda67 Here’s the image you requested for “a micro modal.”
@mediocrebot Truly not what I was expecting.
@mediocrebot @mehcuda67 hey man what the hell
@fuddledumpers @mediocrebot @mehcuda67 ha! It’s a small modal dialog box. Truly micro modal.
I don’t like this new top slit design. Get an unwelcome boner and your fella is poking through the top for all the world to see.
@goldnectar Isn’t that the point of FSSF? Full Staff Straight freedom?
@goldnectar
@goldnectar are you out in the world with nothing on except undies???
@goldnectar Holey Shorts, Batman!
/showme topical zany mamba
@theycallmemrmoo Here’s the image you requested for “topical zany mamba”
@mediocrebot good bot
That Top Slit puckered open sure looks inviting, …for an ice cube prank.
Sure you WANT to wear those, kid? Hmmm?
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The size chart is different on the provided link for the other seller: https://magidnyc.com/products/good-briefs-admiral Your’s says large is 36-38, this says large is 32-34, big difference. Which to believe?
@uwimage That chart is inaccurate. Below is the correct sizing (ours run from Small-XXL whereas that one runs from Xtra Small -XL)
That dual PCMCIA slot gives the laptop such a bulge! Always room for a floppy on a hog like that.
/show me opposite-sparkling-highball
Stupid autocorrect. Even more stupid unable to edit.
Been wearing a different brand of similar underwear for years, 92 modal, 8% elastane, no fly. Don’t miss the fly at all, it seems weird underwear even have them.
I don’t know that I’m confident enough in myself to wear underwear that has the word “micro” in the name
The sizing chart on the magid site shows asian sizing
. XL shows a 34-36 in waist.
@dannybolinski
For most American men XL would be the minimum. I think I know one man whose waist is smaller than 34”.
@dannybolinski That size chart is inaccurate – Our sizing runs from S-XXL. I’m wearing size L right now and it’s true-to-size:
@troy thanks for confirming!
/showme opposite-sparkling-highball
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@mediocrebot OK; I’m thirsty:
/showme opposite sparkling highball
@rpstrong Here’s the image you requested for “opposite sparkling highball”
Yay, the sexy underwear models are back!
Damn
What if your “modal” is average or slightly above?
Asking for a friend.
@kittykat9180
@kittykat9180 @Pufferfishy
So… A REAL woody on this guy??
I have nothing to say about these boxer briefs. They’re not my jam.
OTOH, I’m 100% behind the write-up.
For over 15 years I used the same leather upper, white, house-brand tennis shoes I bought at Walmart for work. At that time our uniform standards called for white shoes. They were comfortable, the requisite white, all leather, and lasted me about 2 years before I would poke my toe through the top front of them (at which point they would become “yard shoes” for when I mowed etc). I could walk into my local Walmart, stroll back to the shoe department, grab a box with my size off the shelf, check out (about $20), and be back in the parking lot in less than 10 minutes. It was wonderful.
Suddenly about 12 years ago they decided to stop making the damn things. Man, I missed those shoes! I sorely wished I’d had the foresight to buy two or three pairs in advance before they discontinued them.
TL:DR Bravo, great write-up!
What is the logo? Union Pacific? or just PU? Neither is what I care to advertise.
@user43047826 It’s UPB Combined (UP Boxers)
Just in time for swamp-ass season!
How large is the pouch? Asking for a friend.
@phelmurh
Big enough to store his phone…
@chienfou @phelmurh Can confirm – S25 Ultra fits just fine!
@phelmurh @troy
Wow… That’s a big one!
/Showme dastardly-bloody-day