My official "Hi Peoples" greeting

Oh hai @FroodyFrog!

@hollboll

Hai. 😁

(One day, your team will have an exclusive look at my favorite animal. Just saying. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

Hmmm, it doesn't show his right arm...

@FroodyFrog uh-oh.

@PlacidPenguin Yah, you dropped this: \

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@GLaDOS

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@jaremelz

Hi 🙋
(Liked the first DM movie, don't remember the sequel, not so impressed by prequel, although it did have some funny scenes)

@FroodyFrog I really love the first one. As with many movie series, they tend to get a bit desperate as they make more. Nothing quite like that first installment!

@FroodyFrog I tried to warn you. She is the evil queen. I am sorry, my froody friend. It's too late.

@mfladd

I'm SO sorry i didn't listen. 😭😭😭

Thanks for reminding me though that I still need to go through my movie list. It's backlogged all the way to 1956. :/
Ok, there's only 1 movie from then which I need to see, and if you exclude that then it goes to 2013. I tried watching one of them, but after ~20 minutes my little remaining sanity was threatening to leave...

@mfladd Hush now, fool. How will I ever make new victi....friends?

@thismyusername I laughed at that until I realized that cat is probably in the process of dying.

I mean, I still laughed after that, but I was just a lot less comfortable with myself.

@hallmike

That reminds me of a penguin...

The good news is, I LOVE PENGUINS!!!

Nothing says Volunteer Moderator like a winning smile! }:D

@Thumperchick

We'll get along just fine. Not because of who you look like, but because we both look psychotic & deranged when we smile.

@FroodyFrog look and act are different things. At least the voices in my head say so.

@Lotsofgoats

I saw a horse do the same thing one day o_O

@carl669 Don't worry, no one takes your fucks personally. ;)

@carl669 Listen, you fucking fuck. Don't think you've got a fucking corner on that.

@joelmw Jesus tap dancing fucking Christ, it's not like this is a mother fucking contest for fuck's sake!

@jaremelz @joelmw shit. it's always a fucking competition with you fucking people.

@carl669 don't lead with "shit" to a "fuck" fight. Just fuck'in say'in.

@mfladd Do we need to bring the chocolate banana image into this fucking shit, or can we agree to fucking let that shit slide?

@jaremelz shit slide you say? (edit: just noticed this pic was from www.meh.ro)

@jaremelz

@mfladd Breakfast, fuckface?

@carl669 @jaremelz You're welcome. And I'm just bitter that @jaremelz had the perfect response (not taking your fucks personally; so cold, so sad, so brilliant). Which, if we could, I would have given 10 likes. Ha, I almost said "10 fucks," which is making me think of that "fucking angel." And I should quit while I'm only this much behind. Ha. "This much behind." No, really, I'm done now. Fucking stop it.

@jqubed Multee passs.

@joelmw Yeah yeah yeah, she KNOWS it's a multipass.

@jaremelz

@joelmw

@mfladd I was having image problems. Fucking Internet and technology anyway. I reposted 3 or 4 times. At least. Yaknow, 'cause there's no telling how shit'll show up.

@joelmw

@MEHcus

I would ask if it's sad that I'm "hearing" him say Yay!!!, but honestly, i don't give a flying potato.

As it so happens, I was thinking of buying myself a large Kermit plush for my next birthday. (Well it's either that or a drone. Hehe)

@FroodyFrog I...I mean the kids...used to have a great Kermit puppet. I loved that thing, but we made the mistake of letting a friend's small child have it. They trashed it, and when we went to their house and saw it in pieces, it sucked!

@jaremelz

I would probably not react well in that situation.
And I don't like puppets. Almost as much as I don't like clowns. (Again, not that they scare me...)
I also realized I don't trust cats...

@FroodyFrog

But let's step this up a bit...."hey kid, want a balloon animal?"

@FroodyFrog Ok, I could almost hang until the cats thing. :) Actually, you can't trust them, maybe that's why I love them.

@mfladd, play nice.

@mfladd

Tell me, were you loved as a child? And how would you describe growing up where you did?
I sense an unresolved problem.

@FroodyFrog Oh, he is one giant problem. But don't worry, he's really a kitten....

(Waiting for the nuclear explosion in 3...2...)

@jaremelz

@FroodyFrog re: childhood - Nah.....

@mfladd @FroodyFrog @jaremelz man who knew posting a Kermit gif would take such an extreme turn. Moral of the story: expect the unexpected around here.

@MEHcus shit escalates quickly around here.

probably my fault....no wait - I blame the goat @christinewas!

@MEHcus especially when we're playing. ..

@mfladd

And I see how it is, you bitch at me not to scare off Pats fans, but you scare away nice Froodyfrog here with clowns. Pfft. (Not me though, I'm innocent)

@MEHcus

"Expect the unexpected". That doesn't really make sense, because by definition, you're telling me to expect somethig that CAN"T be expected (thus turning it into something expected). Since you can't predict that though, it IS the unexpected.
circulus sine fine...

@mfladd We know what you're really like.

@OldCatLady More like

@OldCatLady

(the perception is all I have left :)

Sigh. Yes... my fault.

Guys, when do I get to stop being responsible for @mfladd mfladding? How many days until December? It's just... Such a burden to bear.

@christinewas

Enjoy:

http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20151201T00&p0=%3A&msg=New+Goat+Time&font=cursive&csz=1&swk=1

@christinewas

@sligett

As more posts were being written, I felt like people weren't "getting" it.
And I forgive you.

@FroodyFrog It's not that people don't 'get' it, it's more that everybody wants to drive the bus their way. @mfladd is by far the worst offender.

@mfladd

I've seen the harm you cause in the forums. Like i said, I've lurked for a long time.

@mfladd Not sure why....mmmhmm

@FroodyFrog He's the devil, for sure. I was totally normal before him.

@FroodyFrog Ouch....(why is the harm all I am remembered for?)

@jaremelz normalcy is subjective, bitch.

@jaremelz

As much as it pains me to say this, I have to agree with @mfladd

@FroodyFrog Oh, I know. As does he.

@mfladd, my cunne, I'm a fucking angel

@FroodyFrog But I do have a serious question for you. (I will also ping @Mehcus here). You say you have been a long time lurker, but have all of a sudden become very active. Which we looooove.

Why now? What made you move from LT lurker to active mode? Why not before? Not interested? Too much profanity? Are we just scary? I think it would help us understand why more people don't post more here. Thanks :)

@mfladd

Oh, um....

@mfladd I'd bet the fuku had something to do with it.

@FroodyFrog

@Thumperchick

👎

@jaremelz angel, ass and guns...doesn't get much better than that.

@mfladd maybe @FroodyFrog was traumatized by @BillLehecka's neoprene bath. i know that image is seared into my retinas.

@mfladd Face it, bitch, I know the...triggers

@jaremelz careful.

@mfladd I left off the angel. Double dog dare ya ;)

@jaremelz Trigger warning next time?

@Chops Warnings are for wimps, I just like to fire one off from time to time, is that so wrong?

@jaremelz

@mfladd

@jaremelz

@mfladd

Oh, but you're still a

For not posting the angel

@jaremelz She is an angel...with a gun.

@mfladd But you're still a

For not posting it

@jaremelz this?

or this?

@mfladd

Or are you a little, tied up at the moment?

@jaremelz funny...that's what she said.

@mfladd HA! I fucking win, bitch.

And damn, that's the good stuff. I need a drink.

@jaremelz @mfladd

Since it seems to be wrapping up, what in the world ?!?

@jaremelz How do you win? But you were so close #8.

@mfladd You posted it, you caved, I win, Rhonda

@jaremelz

@FroodyFrog It's all good (gif wars is all). Just don't say her name three times.

You will be sorry.

@mfladd @froodyfrog You want scary, just say

@jaremelz Now you've done it.

@mfladd

I ain't afraid of you

@jaremelz @mfladd

STOP THIS

@Lotsofgoats What? I'm just trying ta have some fun.... and anyway, I'm not afraid of @mfladd, the little pecker

And you don't want in this fight, you might get hurt

@jaremelz @mfladd
NO STOPPIT

@FroodyFrog - Just try to ignore them, the rest of us aren't like this.

@KDemo

Don't listen to her @froodyfrog! We will always let others play....

Geez, @kdemo, what did we ever do to you? :)

But also,

@hallmike We tried. You must have missed it - it didn't end well for anyone. Hear we go again......

@mfladd At least they were kind enough to send us up a bite to eat

@jaremelz @mfladd You know what, I was searching for a little something to contribute to the conversation, like a nice male angel. Now I need eye bleach, and I need it badly; the search went wildly wrong. I need to check my filters.

@OldCatLady

@OldCatLady Hey you asked. Blame @christinewas.

I found another but blurring would have been required.

Butt @OldCatLady, devils are so much more fun.

@mfladd And now that's in your search history forever...so you've got that going for you.

@jaremelz Oh Shit. Goddamnit Google. At least there is ad-blocker to save the day.

But it was for @OldCatLady - is there a gifting search history?

@jaremelz swear to god if you come at me with that tail I will cut it off.

That might be what killed Steve Irwin.

@mfladd There sure is! Just make sure to wrap it.

@mfladd I don't know about Irwin, but I promise to hide my tail when you come, but I can't promise where.

@OldCatLady I like this one better. No bondage. And pants.

@mfladd Do not search for 'nude male angels'. That is all.

@OldCatLady Or female ones....or do.

@sammydog01


;)~

@mfladd @oldcatlady @jaremelz

OK, I'm back. And my eyes are burning from the thread. @MEHcus i think they need a stern talking to. ;)

@FroodyFrog I have tried for suspension or banishment before. It hasn't worked. If Hula Hoop girl didn't get me - nothing will.

@FroodyFrog What? We're just playin' :)

@mfladd You wish that Hula Hoop girl would get you. Rightly so.

@mfladd

Just a quick, friendly warning: you don't wanna cross paths with me when I'm irked.

That will be all.

@FroodyFrog I hope I have not offended you in some way.

If I have I am sorry, and will send in the clowns to cheer you up.

@mfladd

Nah, not at you. At a company for lying to me in an extreme way.

@FroodyFrog meh. will make it right if that is what you mean. In my personal experience they always have.

Plus I have to thank you because this thread has brought me so much entertainment :) It can get boring around here at times.

@mfladd

Shockingly enough, a different company (Gasp). Time to hunt them down and flail them with a heated metal club.

@FroodyFrog If that doesn't work I would try hot wax. They become more compliant then.

@mfladd

I wasn't kidding by the way. I get vicious when I'm irked.

@FroodyFrog I will submit.....for now.

I hope you get your issue resolved :)

@mfladd

Place an expensive order, have the delivery date changed 3 times after order placement: get $10 credit

Morons...

Apparently, they can't pick up on sarcasm either...

@FroodyFrog At least they gave you something. Is it on it's way now?

@mfladd

Tell me, can you detect the sarcasm in this:
"For what it's worth though, considering that I could have gotten these items from a different place for cheaper and sooner, thank you for feeling that $10 would make it right."

The credit is only good for certain items though. Most of them are on their way, but considering I paid for 2 day shipping, it shouldn't take 4 days.

@Hollboll it's times like this that I'm glad I don't do CS...

@mfladd

Amazon. I keep on meaning to stop Prime since they give me constant issues, but they keep on giving me free months...

@FroodyFrog really? I usually don't get many problems with prime. If the product is actually prime. The fact the credit is only good for certain products is strange. I haven't run across that before. Plus I just submitted returns for two items today that they picked up the tab for.

you get free months still? I would ride it out. I still love AMZN even if they are a corporate devil.

@mfladd

I've had orders go missing, orders get misdelivered, orders arrive broken.

And these were all Prime'ed (and ready to go)
And yes, I regret the pun.

@FroodyFrog You must be Prime'd cursed because i have never run into most of those problems and I am a Prime junkie. Sometimes I order just to get a fix.

p.s. never regret puns here, or most anything else for that matter. That is what makes it fun.

@mfladd

The guy I'm talking to doesn't understand what guarantee means.

My response: "Go look up the definition of "Guaranteed"
I'll wait while you do that."

Bloody morons.

Was going to order 2 items from there for my birthday, but I'm SERIOUSLY irritated with them at this point.

@FroodyFrog corporate CS..not much you can do except ask for more with the fuck up. Remember how large their CS dept staff is and what they hear all day long. It must not be a fun job, day in and day out.

@mfladd

On the bright side, if i keep on contacting them, i get different people and different resolutions. So...

Meanwhile, I have 3 more months to find a different place to order my birthday presents from. Just the right amount of time. Hmmm...

@FroodyFrog absolutely it matters who you talk to. I do that all the time with soooo many company disputes.

Wow, @FroodyFrog, you got @mfladd to submit so quickly. Usually it takes longer.

@jaremelz Hey that hur........feels good.

@jaremelz @FroodyFrog

@mfladd

At least the gift notes which this guy's girlfriends sisters uncles sister-in-laws nephew wrote were included.

And they were pretty clever too. Lol.

Oh well, at least the Meh peeps will get presents for 2 days. (As opposed to my 8, although I still didn't find stuff for myself for then, only for my birthday)

@FroodyFrog that is a plus. One xmas all the presents I received and my sister received from AMZN had VERY different xmas card tags to them. It was amusing though.

@mfladd What you call whipping, I call training.

@jaremelz @mfladd

No more clowns or cats for the next 17 hours. I'm too stressed out from dealing with horrendous CS at Amazon (which NEVER happens).

@FroodyFrog you realize by saying not to is an invitation to the opposite unless you submit, right?

@mfladd

Feel free to consult this link:

https://meh.com/forum/topics/-my-official-hi-peoples-#5650fa838eb30e14054049eb

@FroodyFrog I know, but it is so tough for me not to. Ok, you get a hall pass this time. Also, with all the problems that people have - don't let a CS one spoil your fun. There are so many worse problems to have. But I will leave you with a red velvet cupcake if it makes you feel better.

Plus, I have arranged a massage for you....

Hope you feel better.

@mfladd

Sadly though, they're the least of my worries.

@FroodyFrog Sorry to hear that. We shall still try to provide some childish fun for you. Step in at any time :)

@FroodyFrog Way up there, somewhere, you commented on the fact that it was wrapping up. Perhaps you have figured this out by now, but it never stops.

@christinewas

https://meh.com/forum/topics/-my-official-hi-peoples-#564f8abb5a7ab7f40f60858a

@christinewas @froodyfrog I bow my head in shame. Is it convincing you?

What can I say, we are always going around and around

@jaremelz you pushed me? Bitch!

@mfladd It's nice to see that at this point , you automatically see yourself as my victim!

@jaremelz

On the bright side, that saved you a little time.

@cranky1950

After numerous hours, still not exactly sure what that is. (I have a few guesses, but...)

Regardless, hey.

@FroodyFrog you don't watch south park.

@cranky1950

Despite the various forms of humor which I have a fondness for in my hearts, no.

@FroodyFrog expand your horizons of sick humor. South Park rocks.

@mfladd

Eh

@FroodyFrog

@FroodyFrog Are you not a lemur?

@sammydog01

I'm a poison blue dart frog in a lemur outfit.

@FroodyFrog
Are you a blue dart frog with a lemur Patronus?

@mfladd what gives? I’ve barely even seen @jaremelz since you dragged me back and what I have seen was all touchy-feely ‘look who I met in real life today’ stuff.

I demand a GIF war!

@mfladd Oh just shut up and hit yourself for me already.

@jbartus Now that’s a goatable offense!

@narfcake everything’s a goatable offense, including sharing adorable shirts.

@jbartus Nope, narfcake has goat immunity. As does @jaremelz. Feeling more goat fucked now ;)~

@mfladd @jaremelz

I was looking through this thread earlier this week (to make sure I didn’t reveal stuff in it), and I was amazed that you two fight differently now then as when this thread was new.

@FroodyFrog We are tired. And tend to straddle appropriate lines.

(p.s. why no reveals? Again, wtf? confused.)

@mfladd I dunno about immunity, but it’s going to take a bigger stunt than shipping out thrift store shirts in Fukus to get me renominated.

@narfcake shhhhh…immunity. @Carl669 has already spoken with the mehcronomicon.

@mfladd

Look at it this way;

Right now, the only thing keeping me entertained is the fact that I’ve been active on the forums for 6 months and 9 days and nobody knows my gender precisely.
If I reveal it, then I’ll be slightly bored.

As @narfcake can tell you, there’s nothing better than a cartoon which for multiple seasons has a running gag where they leave out a detail, thus keeping user interest. If they reveal the detail, then the gag no longer has the same level of humor.

@FroodyFrog

@jbartus I’m around, just not much. @mfladd is usually just left to play with himself. I mean, by himself.

@narfcake

Well the Warner siblings have enough gags related to them that even if their species was identified, they’d still be extremely humorous.

(And just because - Dot had 4 claws, yet still made 5 cuts in the couch.)

@narfcake @mfladd

I am well aware that @narfcake was already the goat, I was alluding to what I understood to be the reason @narfcake was the goat, not implying that @narfcake was earning a new nomination.

@jaremelz well just know that your spats with @mfladd have been sorely missed. Also I don’t buy for a second that you misspoke.

@jbartus

@narfcake was actually the shirtgoat.

@FroodyFrog I’m not understanding your distinction. Per this @narfcake was May 2015.

@jbartus

Well look at the first response.

@FroodyFrog yes but my point is that it’s the same position, is it not?

@jbartus

Technically yes. But it’s cooler the way @narfcake thought of it.

@jaremelz btw, that is not inappropriate AT ALL. But, you know me best.