Zakarian by Dash 8" Slicing Knife with Finger Guard
Our Take
- Geoffrey made this himself
- He forged each one of them
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a Zakarian by Dash 8" Slicing Knife with Finger Guard as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “I could’ve taken you out to a nice restaurant on Valentine’s Day. Or, I figured, we could wait and make our home into a nice restaurant every day of the week with the right tools.”
What it actually says: “To show my belated love, I’ve bought you a knife. You know it’s good because it’s promoted by a guy who eats ice cream with chopsticks on TV.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
![[DAY TWO] How are you holding up?](https://d2b8wt72ktn9a2.cloudfront.net/mediocre/image/upload/c_thumb,dpr_2.0,f_auto,h_117,q_auto,w_208/g8xet019z0cmzk6jubma.webp)
