Mediocrebot's Prankstravaganza / Massacre

The cereal prank is our first resulting in no death, bodily harm, or significant property damage. Unfortunately due to all the previous pranks it is not being accepted as a bit of jovial fun but instead an ominous portent of horrible things to come.

“What could this mean?” Samantha asked.

“Who would do this to us?” Chris wondered.

“What kind of asshole buys the off-brand Cap’n Crunch? This shit is tearing my gums up even worse than the normal stuff!” bemoaned Raj.

I can’t even celebrate the success of annoying our coworkers because Frank is incessant in his questioning how this helps rebel against the machines. His poor hygiene has led to infection in most of his BB wounds, and he picks at the weeping pustules constantly.

Pranking is disgusting work.