West Bend Stir Crazy 6-Quarts Popcorn Maker Machine
- Who doesn’t like popcorn
- Up to 6 quarts of popcorn at one time
- That’s a lot of popcorn
- We’ve got a new twist on the IRK Meh-rathon quirk this time around
Renege of the Sith
Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Goofus the Very Unwise?
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The Sith Lord had imparted the following to him early in his apprenticeship:
“The way of the Sith is hidden in the shadows. Out of sight. Biding our time as complex machinations centuries in the making unfold, until the path before us is clear. The path of utter conquest.”
His apprentice had said in turn, “But if I wanted to, you know, hook up with someone maybe, I can tell them I’m a Sith, right? It’s cool? To get them interested?”
The master merely replied, “No.”
He would do it anyway.
