Vornado Zippi Personal Fan
- Stylish
- Compact design
- Enough power to knock a rodent off its hind legs
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon
Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.
The Deal: Tiny desk fan
The Objectively Perfect Recipient: The mouse from that movie that got adopted instead of any of the human orphans (mice get hot, too)
But Also Fine For: Anybody with a desk. Or a table. Or a face.
