Ultrasonic Exfoliating Deep Pore Cleanser w/ Mister by LuminaNRG

  • Vampires appear young, despite being alive for centuries
  • This will make you like a vampire
  • In terms of the not-aging, at least; not sure about the suck-your-blood stuff
  • Model: MY2F4C3-MY2B34UT1FULF4C3!!!

It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon

In the dark hallway, you see a shadow cross from one room to another. You freeze, but then tip toe to the room it came from. The bathroom. On the counter is some sort of device, the source of the noise you’d just heard.

But what is it used for?

You don’t dare turn it on, lest you risk drawing the attention of the shadow. Luckily there is a box next to the small wicker trash bin: my2face Non-Surgical Skin Rejuvenation Mist Scrubber.

Of course, it could just be a product used by someone who likes to keep up appearances.

But what if it’s more than that?

What if it’s something that an ageless evil uses to keep itself looking youthful and human? What if this seemingly simple beauty product is what allows a great dark force to walk among us, undetected?

You need to get out of this house. You put the box down and attempt to flee…

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