Turbo Microfiber Mop Floor Cleaning System
Our Take
- 360-degree spinning microfiber mop
- Easy wringing and reusable pads
- Risky Business sliding is fun and non deadly
- Where’s my IRK? It’s right here.
A Marginally Spooky Meh-rathon
Spooky Season is a state of mind and anything is terrifying if you’re anxious enough. Here’s how a Turbo Microfiber Mop Floor Cleaning System could lead to a spooky trick or a delightful treat:
TRICK: Four words cross your mind as you flee for dear life in your socks: freshly cleaned slippy floors
TREAT: Freshly cleaned slippy floors!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.