Trifo Emma Multi-Floor Robot Vacuum Cleaner with WiFi and 110-Minute Runtime

  • Cheaper than most robot vacuums
  • Loosely based on the famous Jane Austen heroine
  • (That’s not true at all)
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THE ORACULUM

Welcome to THE ORACULUM. Join us, as our resident oracles of eTail and otherwise provide predictions that will 100% potentially eventually happen. Okay, maybe the only thing we can really guarantee you is that we have a lot of stuff today. Like, a LOT of stuff. And maybe, JUST MAYBE, one of these predictions will come true.

May 15th, 2029

He who will succeed the great monarch on his death
Will lead an illicit and wanton life:
Through nonchalance he will give way to all,

So that in the end, he will resort to making a GoFundMe.

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