Greetings... FROM THE FUTURE: A Meh-rathon!

Captain’s log - Date 1/20/2220

Using our submersible suits, we were able to reach the floor over the Pacifitlantic Ocean, in the region once known as “Ohio.” There, we discovered just as our laser-radar had detected: an intact globe-home. A simple modular house incased in a clear dome of dense, impenetrable plastic, the globe-home became popular during the molten rain storms of the mid-2020s.

By using our submersible suits’ permeability feature, we managed to slip through the outer layer of plastic without cracking it, and thus explore. The following is an inventory of what we found there:

On the doorstep was a box full of what can only be described as assorted garbage. If there was any unifying principle to the contents it was that each item was as regrettable and stupid than as the last. We hoped that what we found inside would be more interesting.